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8/22/2014 7:23:37 PM Women with stretched out pussies.  

dingodan12
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,994)
Poteau, OK
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That didn't make sense.

Re-do.




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8/22/2014 7:25:20 PM Women with stretched out pussies.  

mikey20928
Over 4,000 Posts! (7,042)
Andersonville, TN
35, joined Jun. 2014


I'm doin Dan whether he likes it or not..

8/22/2014 7:25:41 PM Women with stretched out pussies.  
roses_tulips
Over 7,500 Posts!! (9,266)
San Antonio, TX
49, joined Jun. 2014


Makes total sense. YOUR facts are not true facts.

8/22/2014 7:32:13 PM Women with stretched out pussies.  
flirty_n_fun67
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (14,299)
Belleville, ON
49, joined Sep. 2010


Quote from dingodan12:
You aint go no puzzy.



No cause you got it....

8/22/2014 7:33:23 PM Women with stretched out pussies.  
flirty_n_fun67
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (14,299)
Belleville, ON
49, joined Sep. 2010


Quote from mikey20928:
I'm doin Dan whether he likes it or not..





I wish somebody would do him...he's gettin a little ornery....

8/22/2014 7:44:59 PM Women with stretched out pussies.  

dingodan12
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,994)
Poteau, OK
62, joined Jan. 2014


@flirty_n_fun67:No cause you got it....

Do not!

You pork eating dog turd!!

8/22/2014 7:55:38 PM Women with stretched out pussies.  
flirty_n_fun67
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (14,299)
Belleville, ON
49, joined Sep. 2010


Do so...you liver eatin reject...

8/22/2014 8:05:53 PM Women with stretched out pussies.  

mikey20928
Over 4,000 Posts! (7,042)
Andersonville, TN
35, joined Jun. 2014


Make me some liver and onions, Flirty..

8/22/2014 8:11:44 PM Women with stretched out pussies.  

dingodan12
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,994)
Poteau, OK
62, joined Jan. 2014


flirty_n_fun.....Do so...you liver eatin reject...



You're the reject!!!

8/22/2014 8:12:39 PM Women with stretched out pussies.  
flirty_n_fun67
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (14,299)
Belleville, ON
49, joined Sep. 2010


I know ya are but what am i?






Mikey i dont even like the smell of that stuff when it's cookin..bleck...

8/22/2014 8:14:39 PM Women with stretched out pussies.  

reenie4
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,667)
Milwaukee, WI
59, joined Dec. 2007


LOL OP, so sorry you never fully developed. I appreciate some females would be satisfied with other talents to make up for the loss. ~cough~ that would not include myself so blame it on the female if it makes you feel any better.

8/22/2014 8:14:50 PM Women with stretched out pussies.  
tellitlkittis
Over 7,500 Posts!! (7,812)
Los Angeles, CA
62, joined Nov. 2012
online now!


I told you to save yourself for marriage didn't I? But, Nooooooooooooooooooooo you just had to go and venture out. Now look what's happened, you have to face the stark reality that you have a lil d*ck! That's what you get for fornicating and being a hoe.tvc

8/22/2014 8:17:12 PM Women with stretched out pussies.  

dingodan12
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,994)
Poteau, OK
62, joined Jan. 2014


I am rubber, you are glue, everything you say bounces off me and stick to you!!!


Flirty!!!

8/22/2014 8:18:24 PM Women with stretched out pussies.  
flirty_n_fun67
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (14,299)
Belleville, ON
49, joined Sep. 2010


Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me...and im tellin your wife...

8/22/2014 8:19:01 PM Women with stretched out pussies.  

dingodan12
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,994)
Poteau, OK
62, joined Jan. 2014


Sticking on you!!!

8/22/2014 8:20:17 PM Women with stretched out pussies.  
flirty_n_fun67
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (14,299)
Belleville, ON
49, joined Sep. 2010


Isn't it time you went to bed John Boy?





8/22/2014 8:24:27 PM Women with stretched out pussies.  
statue_goddesss
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,731)
Virginia Beach, VA
43, joined Jul. 2014


okay flirty

NOW my claws are out!

ick ,,,just ICK on that dude

8/22/2014 8:25:45 PM Women with stretched out pussies.  

dingodan12
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,994)
Poteau, OK
62, joined Jan. 2014


That is sticking on you too!!

8/22/2014 8:25:52 PM Women with stretched out pussies.  

bebe_le_strange
Wildomar, CA
20, joined Apr. 2014


Quote from grizzlybear786:
They always say you're d*ck is small. That is because they f**ked every guy in the neighborhood and now they have a stretched out p*ssy.



Not a problem here.

8/22/2014 8:39:43 PM Women with stretched out pussies.  
flirty_n_fun67
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (14,299)
Belleville, ON
49, joined Sep. 2010


Quote from statue_goddesss:
okay flirty

NOW my claws are out!

ick ,,,just ICK on that dude



I saw that....


Come on dan...you're gettin repetitive...i want a good comeback....



[Edited 8/22/2014 8:40:24 PM ]

8/22/2014 8:40:28 PM Women with stretched out pussies.  
statue_goddesss
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,731)
Virginia Beach, VA
43, joined Jul. 2014


i is ANGEL damn it!

8/22/2014 8:41:16 PM Women with stretched out pussies.  
flirty_n_fun67
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (14,299)
Belleville, ON
49, joined Sep. 2010


I believe ya kitty....

8/22/2014 8:42:18 PM Women with stretched out pussies.  
statue_goddesss
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,731)
Virginia Beach, VA
43, joined Jul. 2014


i think he gave up


well, that or he is still googling a come back that doesn't sound like a 4th grader showing his new 3 pubes he got in the last 6 months

8/22/2014 8:43:16 PM Women with stretched out pussies.  
flirty_n_fun67
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Belleville, ON
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8/22/2014 9:27:18 PM Women with stretched out pussies.  
teeheehee_
Over 7,500 Posts!! (8,887)
Montreal, QC
35, joined Jun. 2014


He didn't give up. He went for a nap and now is back and refreshed.

8/22/2014 9:29:53 PM Women with stretched out pussies.  
statue_goddesss
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,731)
Virginia Beach, VA
43, joined Jul. 2014







wonder if the toddler bed was comfy enough to give him the proper rest?

8/22/2014 9:30:08 PM Women with stretched out pussies.  

dingodan12
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,994)
Poteau, OK
62, joined Jan. 2014


Statute has me blocked because my large penis scared her nearly to death.

Who's "kitty"?



[Edited 8/22/2014 9:30:58 PM ]

8/22/2014 9:31:11 PM Women with stretched out pussies.  
flirty_n_fun67
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (14,299)
Belleville, ON
49, joined Sep. 2010


You gotta stop sendin those d*ck pics dan...you're scarin your harem away....


Statue had cat in her last username..so i call her kitty....



[Edited 8/22/2014 9:32:02 PM ]

8/22/2014 9:31:51 PM Women with stretched out pussies.  

dingodan12
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,994)
Poteau, OK
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Yup.

8/22/2014 9:32:34 PM Women with stretched out pussies.  
teeheehee_
Over 7,500 Posts!! (8,887)
Montreal, QC
35, joined Jun. 2014


Quote from dingodan12:
Statute has me blocked...


And how does that make you feel?

8/22/2014 9:33:53 PM Women with stretched out pussies.  
statue_goddesss
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,731)
Virginia Beach, VA
43, joined Jul. 2014


damn it! i keep forgetting that

one sec

i TOLD you it wasnt intentional, then forgot about it

8/22/2014 9:34:27 PM Women with stretched out pussies.  

dingodan12
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,994)
Poteau, OK
62, joined Jan. 2014


Her loss.

She refused to comply with my very simple requirements.

She has zero sense of humor, just like that guy who brags about drinking fine wine and and smoking cigars.

8/22/2014 9:36:49 PM Women with stretched out pussies.  
teeheehee_
Over 7,500 Posts!! (8,887)
Montreal, QC
35, joined Jun. 2014


Quote from dingodan12:
Her loss.

She refused to comply with my very simple requirements.

She has zero sense of humor, just like that guy who brags about drinking fine wine and and smoking cigars.



You have enough sense of humour for the rest of us.

8/22/2014 9:36:55 PM Women with stretched out pussies.  
alls_fair
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (29,208)
Thorlákshöfn
Iceland
96, joined May. 2011


It is a pretty safe bet that the chicks in here talking about d*ck size and generally maligning the OP(ie) are proud members of the "throwing a hot dog down the hallway" club!!!



8/22/2014 9:38:56 PM Women with stretched out pussies.  
statue_goddesss
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,731)
Virginia Beach, VA
43, joined Jul. 2014


tee

can you please quote this

i looked on my block list

it STILL wont show that he is there



i dont know how come it wont let me see him

there are only a hand full of people on it....i would see it



8/22/2014 9:40:42 PM Women with stretched out pussies.  
teeheehee_
Over 7,500 Posts!! (8,887)
Montreal, QC
35, joined Jun. 2014


Oohhhhh Dan.....a love letter from statue.



Quote from statue_goddesss:
tee

can you please quote this

i looked on my block list

it STILL wont show that he is there



i dont know how come it wont let me see him

there are only a hand full of people on it....i would see it



8/22/2014 9:40:58 PM Women with stretched out pussies.  
spider_wise
Scottsdale, AZ
52, joined Jul. 2014






hey alls , where ya been hiding.



[Edited 8/22/2014 9:41:14 PM ]

8/22/2014 9:41:44 PM Women with stretched out pussies.  
statue_goddesss
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,731)
Virginia Beach, VA
43, joined Jul. 2014


no love letter!

i just dont get how come i cant see him and he isnt on my list! there is half of one page i have blocked. he is NOT there

8/22/2014 9:42:54 PM Women with stretched out pussies.  
alls_fair
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (29,208)
Thorlákshöfn
Iceland
96, joined May. 2011


Quote from spider_wise:




hey alls , where ya been hiding.


I spend most of my time down the hall in current events and politics...

There is a lot less soap operatic drama and a lot more fighting for a purpose...

And less racism and race baiting too!!!



8/22/2014 9:44:24 PM Women with stretched out pussies.  

dingodan12
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,994)
Poteau, OK
62, joined Jan. 2014


Teeheehee....really.

8/22/2014 9:48:22 PM Women with stretched out pussies.  
teeheehee_
Over 7,500 Posts!! (8,887)
Montreal, QC
35, joined Jun. 2014


What...?..

8/22/2014 9:49:43 PM Women with stretched out pussies.  
statue_goddesss
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,731)
Virginia Beach, VA
43, joined Jul. 2014


dude

stop playin

how the hell can i see you now ??

8/22/2014 10:00:36 PM Women with stretched out pussies.  
roses_tulips
Over 7,500 Posts!! (9,266)
San Antonio, TX
49, joined Jun. 2014


Quote from flirty_n_fun67:
Isn't it time you went to bed John Boy?




Old fogies usually have an early bedtime.



[Edited 8/22/2014 10:00:51 PM ]

8/22/2014 10:01:10 PM Women with stretched out pussies.  
flirty_n_fun67
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (14,299)
Belleville, ON
49, joined Sep. 2010


Yeahhhhh they do...

8/23/2014 12:18:05 AM Women with stretched out pussies.  

dingodan12
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,994)
Poteau, OK
62, joined Jan. 2014


Let's all three go to bed.

Together.

OK?

OK...four...include statute goddess.



[Edited 8/23/2014 12:19:15 AM ]

8/23/2014 12:19:04 AM Women with stretched out pussies.  
flirty_n_fun67
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (14,299)
Belleville, ON
49, joined Sep. 2010


No..you go to bed first..im not ready yet...

8/23/2014 12:19:45 AM Women with stretched out pussies.  

dingodan12
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,994)
Poteau, OK
62, joined Jan. 2014


Come with me.

8/23/2014 12:22:17 AM Women with stretched out pussies.  
flirty_n_fun67
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (14,299)
Belleville, ON
49, joined Sep. 2010


No...threes a crowd for me...there isnt enough room in the bed..and i get cranky if i dont get my sleep...



[Edited 8/23/2014 12:22:32 AM ]

8/23/2014 12:46:20 AM Women with stretched out pussies.  

dingodan12
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,994)
Poteau, OK
62, joined Jan. 2014


King sized bed, tempurpedic. Go to sleep right after you orgasm. No one will bother you until you're ready.

8/23/2014 12:48:00 AM Women with stretched out pussies.  
flirty_n_fun67
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (14,299)
Belleville, ON
49, joined Sep. 2010


I think you're wife might beat the shit outta me first before i have a chance to orgasm..and wellllll that would kinda bother me....

8/23/2014 2:13:16 AM Women with stretched out pussies.  

dingodan12
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,994)
Poteau, OK
62, joined Jan. 2014


I won't tell her.

8/23/2014 7:21:16 AM Women with stretched out pussies.  
lookin4him2012
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (10,801)
Boone, NC
48, joined Jan. 2012


Quote from grizzlybear786:
They always say you're d*ck is small. That is because they f**ked every guy in the neighborhood and now they have a stretched out p*ssy.


And you know it all why OPie? Because you're 27?