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playingindirt

Eugene, OR
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8/19/2014 12:52:06 PM |
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beautifulfire08

Antioch, TN
58, joined Aug. 2013
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LOL, I just almost spit out my coffee.You do not look like the kind of lady who would use the word c*nt. It's my favorite word, especially coming from someone you wouldn't expect it from 
LOL. I use it quite frequently here. Never at home. I don't know any c*nts in real life.
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8/19/2014 12:57:55 PM |
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nurset05
Tempe, AZ
29, joined Jul. 2014
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ACTUALLY, just saying, I've taken care of a few patients who have developed fistulas....where the intestine adhered itself to another organ structure... A.K.A poopin out the cooch.
The intestine can adhere to the vaginal wall, creating a fistula.
I've also cared for a patient who had a fistula adhere to the bladder, so she was basically pooping from her peehole....
And the most impressive, was caring for a patient who had an extensive abdominal surgery. She developed 2 large abcesses to her abdominal wall. This landed her in intensive care where I assumed care for her.... again. Well, it was discovered that after her bowel resection, the intestine adhered to her abdominal wall in 2 locations. The intestine is not sterile, and has multiple colonies of microorganisms. That's how she developed the abcess and infection. The fistulas allowed her to pass stool through her abdomen. Amazing.
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8/19/2014 12:59:52 PM |
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jer3552

Vale, OR
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ACTUALLY, just saying, I've taken care of a few patients who have developed fistulas....where the intestine adhered itself to another organ structure... A.K.A poopin out the cooch.
The intestine can adhere to the vaginal wall, creating a fistula.
I've also cared for a patient who had a fistula adhere to the bladder, so she was basically pooping from her peehole....
And the most impressive, was caring for a patient who had an extensive abdominal surgery. She developed 2 large abcesses to her abdominal wall. This landed her in intensive care where I assumed care for her.... again. Well, it was discovered that after her bowel resection, the intestine adhered to her abdominal wall in 2 locations. The intestine is not sterile, and has multiple colonies of microorganisms. That's how she developed the abcess and infection. The fistulas allowed her to pass stool through her abdomen. Amazing.
...u call this impressive and amazing...u full of shit my dear lady
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moodyleo
Jacksonville, FL
28, joined May. 2012
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ACTUALLY, just saying, I've taken care of a few patients who have developed fistulas....where the intestine adhered itself to another organ structure... A.K.A poopin out the cooch.
The intestine can adhere to the vaginal wall, creating a fistula.
I've also cared for a patient who had a fistula adhere to the bladder, so she was basically pooping from her peehole....
And the most impressive, was caring for a patient who had an extensive abdominal surgery. She developed 2 large abcesses to her abdominal wall. This landed her in intensive care where I assumed care for her.... again. Well, it was discovered that after her bowel resection, the intestine adhered to her abdominal wall in 2 locations. The intestine is not sterile, and has multiple colonies of microorganisms. That's how she developed the abcess and infection. The fistulas allowed her to pass stool through her abdomen. Amazing.
HOLY SHIT!!
I work in a morgue and have seen and heard SOME SHIT but I've ever heard of anything like that.
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6969foryou

Sacramento, CA
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I laughed too, as well as the responses... I believe this type of thread has been made many many times. It for some reason never gets old and still makes me laugh and chuckle.
Anyone seen the chick who stuck a bowling pin up her cooch? She did it wide side in first. 
LMAO
OP, I guess she made you feel insecure. LOL
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shogun_bear
Bristol, CT
39, joined Aug. 2014
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OP, I've been in Florence, OR. So I see that you got out of the LBC!
Do you hang out much at the Oregon Dunes? How about the Siuslaw Tribal Casino in Florence?
Do you go to Cape Perpetua, Heceta Head Lighthouse, and the Sea Lion Caves?
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8/19/2014 1:12:38 PM |
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playingindirt

Eugene, OR
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I figured this would be a stupid thread.. and I was right. it's hilarious! 
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8/19/2014 1:23:13 PM |
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nurset05
Tempe, AZ
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It is pretty amazing how the body works.... and no....I'm not full of crap....
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8/19/2014 1:23:15 PM |
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bigbear_1
Maricopa, AZ
53, joined Jul. 2014
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STFU Tony , aka shogun_bear.... 
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8/19/2014 1:32:34 PM |
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mikey20928

Andersonville, TN
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I hate when I get a two liter coke bottle stuck in one.. That's a very embarrassing 911 call.
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8/19/2014 1:49:33 PM |
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6969foryou

Sacramento, CA
38, joined Nov. 2012
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We need to do a telethon like they did the other day.This time for Women with abused and stretched out pussies.
Is Sally Struthers available?
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8/19/2014 1:51:12 PM |
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6969foryou

Sacramento, CA
38, joined Nov. 2012
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I hate when I get a two liter coke bottle stuck in one.. That's a very embarrassing 911 call. 
It's not bad when the twist off part is still accessible... You can still drink out of it, or pour your self a mug full...
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8/19/2014 1:53:44 PM |
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mikey20928

Andersonville, TN
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Any skank ho will do.. In answer to your,Sally Struthers question.
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ibane

Zanesville, OH
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Sally struthers....
Speaking of fatasss stretched out wh*res
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8/19/2014 2:02:01 PM |
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beautifulfire08

Antioch, TN
58, joined Aug. 2013
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It is pretty amazing how the body works.... and no....I'm not full of crap....
Well, the body doesn't normally "work" that way. Having a fistula is not exactly a "good thing."
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mikey20928

Andersonville, TN
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It's not bad when the twist off part is still accessible... You can still drink out of it, or pour your self a mug full...
Get's a suction on it if you put it in without the lid on it, the other way around.. Damn near immpossible to get out
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nurset05
Tempe, AZ
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Well, the body doesn't normally "work" that way. Having a fistula is not exactly a "good thing."
No, lol, it is most definitely not a good thing. I actually edited my post to emphasize what I meant, but I guess it didn't save.
It's amazing to get to experience these processes, and be a part of helping the body to heal.
By the time my patient arrives to intensive care, they're usually in septic shock. If the cause is not found quickly, death is very highly imminent. The patient goes into multi organ system failure, the kidneys, the liver..... The patient becomes hypotensive, tachycardic, and the body works to protect the vital organs.
The one patient I mentioned who developed the 2 abdominal fistulas.... we were so fortunate to find it when we did. She spent months recovering. The recurring abdominal surgeries, the weeks on TPN and lipids, not being able to eat, the antibiotics, weaning her off the ventilator, the wound vac, the pain, the bad reaction to the narcotics..... she was so strong and it was so inspiring to get to be a part of that. Watch her get better, and stronger each day....until she finally got to go home.
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stephisicated

Teaneck, NJ
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8/19/2014 4:14:52 PM |
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beautifulfire08

Antioch, TN
58, joined Aug. 2013
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It's not so amazing from a patient's perspective. 
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lomtom
AsadabadMadrid
Spain
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HOLY SHIT!!
I work in a morgue
let us know if herpes mike becomes a customer.
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8/19/2014 4:16:07 PM |
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truckerdaddy915

El Paso, TX
41, joined Feb. 2014
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Beautifulfire08 must have a fistula. Would explain her potty mouth.
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8/19/2014 4:21:39 PM |
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mikey20928

Andersonville, TN
35, joined Jun. 2014
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They like being fisted..
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8/19/2014 4:23:44 PM |
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roses_tulips

San Antonio, TX
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They always say you're d*ck is small. That is because they f**ked every guy in the neighborhood and now they have a stretched out p*ssy. 
Oh... were you told you have a small d*ck?
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8/19/2014 4:25:22 PM |
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sandycrabs

Land O Lakes, WI
49, joined May. 2011
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I wear em as a hat in winter to keep my ears warm.
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8/19/2014 5:19:53 PM |
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amusicluvr

Salem, OR
64, joined Nov. 2013
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OP - Actually, "average" d*ck size is more like 3.5"-4", so if you are 7 ", you are about twice as long as average. Still, circumference counts for more than does length. If you are not fitting the pussies you do the deed with, it is YOUR fault. Give a woman an orgasm, and her vagina shrinks up. Give her multiple orgasms, before trying to enter her, and you will find it so tight that you have difficulty getting in. Even after giving birth to half a dozen kids, her vagina will be tight enough for you. If you don't giver her enough orgasms before entering her, that is your fault. Getting your Sex Education from Playboy magazines, and porno films, and guy talk in local bars, does NOT make you an adequate lover.
Giving birth to babies stretches pussies a lot more than does having many of even the biggest d*cks. You don't see many 21 inch long, 14 inch circumference, 11 pound d*cks around...do you? Yet those are the "average" dimensional / weight statistics for new born babies. That means that for every baby which is smaller / lighter than the average, there is another that is bigger / heavier than the average. Years ago, I had a GF who'd given birth to NINE children in all. Imagine how stretched her p*ssy must have been. Whenever I was in her, she fit like a very tight glove. She felt like a virgin. That is because I always gave her multiple orgasms before I entered her.
I doubt that you are 7 " long. If every woman you are with tells you that you are small, you are probably small...not twice as long as average. Quit being angry over the joke that nature played on you, learn some REAL Sex Ed, and start giving the women you are with the pleasure that they deserve. They they will fit better, and they will be grateful enough to give you special pleasures.
"ya gotta give, in order to get"
Let that be your new motto...especially where sexual pleasure with women is concerned.
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beautifulfire08

Antioch, TN
58, joined Aug. 2013
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OMG...11 pounds is NOT "average" birth weight.  
And 6 inches is about average, not 3.5-4. Wow.
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micheleisgreat

Pittsburgh, PA
53, joined Nov. 2013
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OP - Actually, "average" d*ck size is more like 3.5"-4", so if you are 7 ", you are about twice as long as average. Still, circumference counts for more than does length. If you are not fitting the pussies you do the deed with, it is YOUR fault. Give a woman an orgasm, and her vagina shrinks up. Give her multiple orgasms, before trying to enter her, and you will find it so tight that you have difficulty getting in. Even after giving birth to half a dozen kids, her vagina will be tight enough for you. If you don't giver her enough orgasms before entering her, that is your fault. Getting your Sex Education from Playboy magazines, and porno films, and guy talk in local bars, does NOT make you an adequate lover.
Giving birth to babies stretches pussies a lot more than does having many of even the biggest d*cks. You don't see many 21 inch long, 14 inch circumference, 11 pound d*cks around...do you? Yet those are the "average" dimensional / weight statistics for new born babies. That means that for every baby which is smaller / lighter than the average, there is another that is bigger / heavier than the average. Years ago, I had a GF who'd given birth to NINE children in all. Imagine how stretched her p*ssy must have been. Whenever I was in her, she fit like a very tight glove. She felt like a virgin. That is because I always gave her multiple orgasms before I entered her.
I doubt that you are 7 " long. If every woman you are with tells you that you are small, you are probably small...not twice as long as average. Quit being angry over the joke that nature played on you, learn some REAL Sex Ed, and start giving the women you are with the pleasure that they deserve. They they will fit better, and they will be grateful enough to give you special pleasures.
"ya gotta give, in order to get"
Let that be your new motto...especially where sexual pleasure with women is concerned.
11 pound babies are average?? Not in this world ! Good God! The average baby weighs in at around 7 pounds .
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zane097

Arvada, CO
49, joined May. 2014
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I'm seven inches which I believe is average and I've been told I'm too small.
actually the average is 4 and a half inches. a woman only has nerve endings four inches into her jinza anyways. you've obviously been reading too much mother goose, knave. your post reeks of exaggeration. then again, this is chatland, where everything is bizarre and subject to the beliefs of the delusional and narcissistic.
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zane097

Arvada, CO
49, joined May. 2014
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LOL, I just almost spit out my coffee.You do not look like the kind of lady who would use the word c*nt. It's my favorite word, especially coming from someone you wouldn't expect it from 
she uses it in virtually every post. you two should get along fabulously.
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8/19/2014 6:04:55 PM |
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zane097

Arvada, CO
49, joined May. 2014
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ACTUALLY, just saying, I've taken care of a few patients who have developed fistulas....where the intestine adhered itself to another organ structure... A.K.A poopin out the cooch.
The intestine can adhere to the vaginal wall, creating a fistula.
I've also cared for a patient who had a fistula adhere to the bladder, so she was basically pooping from her peehole....
And the most impressive, was caring for a patient who had an extensive abdominal surgery. She developed 2 large abcesses to her abdominal wall. This landed her in intensive care where I assumed care for her.... again. Well, it was discovered that after her bowel resection, the intestine adhered to her abdominal wall in 2 locations. The intestine is not sterile, and has multiple colonies of microorganisms. That's how she developed the abcess and infection. The fistulas allowed her to pass stool through her abdomen. Amazing.
so yeah. this is pretty hot. i gotta get something like this going.
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flirty_n_fun67

Belleville, ON
49, joined Sep. 2010
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My p*ssy likes to stretch out when she's lazy and soak up the sun...
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8/19/2014 6:12:18 PM |
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nurset05
Tempe, AZ
29, joined Jul. 2014
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It's not so amazing from a patient's perspective. 
From my experiences in the health care industry, patients actually ARE grateful for the care that they receive, and are thankful to be alive when all is said and done. It sounds to me like you've had some negative experiences. It also seems as though you are trying to pick a fight, in which case I will have the grace to end the banter between us. Thank you for your views and responses, I wish you the best at a good day. 
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truckerdaddy915

El Paso, TX
41, joined Feb. 2014
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From my experiences in the health care industry, patients actually ARE grateful for the care that they receive, and are thankful to be alive when all is said and done. It sounds to me like you've had some negative experiences. It also seems as though you are trying to pick a fight, in which case I will have the grace to end the banter between us. Thank you for your views and responses, I wish you the best at a good day. 
You have to forgive beautifulfire08, when she was in the hospital the doctors mistakenly removed the sugar and spice and everything nice.
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beautifulfire08

Antioch, TN
58, joined Aug. 2013
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"From my experiences in the health care industry, patients actually ARE grateful for the care that they receive, and are thankful to be alive when all is said and done. It sounds to me like you've had some negative experiences. It also seems as though you are trying to pick a fight, in which case I will have the grace to end the banter between us. Thank you for your views and responses, I wish you the best at a good day. "
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I was not speaking in any way, shape, form or fashion about the health care they receive.
Not my fault you took it the wrong way.
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8/19/2014 6:18:46 PM |
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beautifulfire08

Antioch, TN
58, joined Aug. 2013
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@Inzane:
She uses it in virtually every post. you two should get along fabulously."
Again, another lie. I only use it when it's warranted.
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8/19/2014 6:23:24 PM |
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mikey20928

Andersonville, TN
35, joined Jun. 2014
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I'd like to be stretching one out.. Messing me up just thinkin bout it..
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8/19/2014 7:22:51 PM |
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chris_90352

Sykesville, MD
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8/19/2014 7:32:53 PM |
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jer3552

Vale, OR
62, joined Oct. 2013
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..that puss is stretched out and relaxed
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8/19/2014 7:43:52 PM |
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jackscamaro

Newark, NJ
45, joined Mar. 2014
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I just threwwwwwwww-up. Again. Well. Several options here. Wear a parachute...and or a rubber suit...if your gonna slip. Bring the rappelling gear...
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8/19/2014 8:03:11 PM |
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skywatcher58

Topeka, KS
57, joined Feb. 2014
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They like being fisted..  I don't believe it. That would hurt.
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8/19/2014 8:05:21 PM |
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barrydalmi

Baltimore, MD
53, joined Dec. 2007
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Do you truly believe that the magnificent human structure the vaginal canal- which can deliver into the world a 9 pound-20 inch human being is "stretched-out" by any guys penis?
Didn't pay attention in those biology classes I guess....
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8/19/2014 8:06:54 PM |
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jackscamaro

Newark, NJ
45, joined Mar. 2014
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If you hear your echo or can yodel...bail.
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8/19/2014 8:12:14 PM |
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mikey20928

Andersonville, TN
35, joined Jun. 2014
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I don't believe it. That would hurt.
People make things up that I say, but I may have said it.
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8/19/2014 8:16:08 PM |
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desi3ner
Omaha, NE
53, joined Jul. 2014
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Me too
Here ya go.
http://www.realself.com/vaginoplasty
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8/19/2014 8:19:08 PM |
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teeheehee_

Montreal, QC
35, joined Jun. 2014
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Another piece of the puzzle comes together.........
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8/19/2014 8:19:10 PM |
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driver406

Saint Paul, MN
64, joined Oct. 2009
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Can't you think of something else to talk about? You impress no one but yourself. Geez, this isn't a junior high locker room.
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8/19/2014 8:23:26 PM |
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bigbear_1
Maricopa, AZ
53, joined Jul. 2014
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did anyone see that stretched out p*ssy running around in here with his multiple profiles ... 
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8/19/2014 8:24:17 PM |
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shogun_bear
Bristol, CT
39, joined Aug. 2014
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Actually, the DH forums are kind of like a high school locker room though. That's the mentality of many people in these forums.
These forums certainly aren't a college lecture hall!
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8/19/2014 10:11:37 PM |
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grizzlybear786

Florence, OR
29, joined Jul. 2014
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when you brag about what you have really means you haven't got much at all ....
 I thought a big d*ck was 9 inches or longer.
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8/19/2014 10:15:05 PM |
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bigbear_1
Maricopa, AZ
53, joined Jul. 2014
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just look at Jake , now thats a big d*ck ... 
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8/19/2014 10:16:28 PM |
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leggsalloverr

Beverly Hills, CA
58, joined May. 2014
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did anyone see that stretched out p*ssy running around in here with his multiple profiles ... 
Okay... I officially peed my pants  
OMG I can't stop laughing
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8/19/2014 11:41:43 PM |
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grizzlybear786

Florence, OR
29, joined Jul. 2014
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I've seen a porno where a man sticks his head in a woman's p*ssy. That's just as big as a baby. 
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8/20/2014 1:04:42 AM |
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lost_and_f0und
MeymanehAígion
Greece
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You finally lost your virginity op?
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8/20/2014 1:06:22 AM |
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jerzeyboy856
Opa Locka, FL
35, joined Sep. 2013
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I never heard that from a woman sir...
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8/20/2014 5:10:21 AM |
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wrenchspinner45

Waynesville, NC
48, joined Sep. 2013
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.... op has a major mental nelt down, anyone who knows anything, knows that a womans vagina will accommodate all most any penis, UNLESS it IS so small that the dude can't even get it in. ....what a dip of shit.   wrench
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8/20/2014 5:12:30 AM |
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luke503
Troutdale, OR
41, joined Apr. 2012
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I think dude has a monster d*ck... and is looking for something sloppy. There is NOTHING wrong w/ sloppy!!
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8/20/2014 5:17:56 AM |
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ltlwing

Winchester, OH
52, joined Oct. 2013
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I don't think all women are the same in what can be taken in.Like men in size...different in what some can accommodate....for sure!
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8/20/2014 5:37:13 AM |
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mercedes01

New South Wales
Australia
97, joined Jan. 2010
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They always say you're d*ck is small. That is because they f**ked every guy in the neighborhood and now they have a stretched out p*ssy. 
That mouth of yours is stretched out way more than my bloody vagina.
Is it because you gave blokes way too many lolly pop sucks?
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8/20/2014 5:42:48 AM |
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luke503
Troutdale, OR
41, joined Apr. 2012
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I KNEW it would be worth reading what Mercedes had to say on the topic
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