10/29/2014 6:52:57 PM |
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javajunkiejr

Auburndale, FL
43, joined Jan. 2013
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Did you find a funny, hysterical, or a thought provoking quote while roaming around ANY DH Forum today...?
If so, feel free to share it in here...
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My dark Nubian princess you haven't gone Vanilla cracker yet...

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10/29/2014 6:57:07 PM |
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01hotderp

Tampa, FL
37, joined May. 2014
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Love it!! 
  
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10/29/2014 7:02:19 PM |
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javajunkiejr

Auburndale, FL
43, joined Jan. 2013
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Choking the chicken
Shocker...  
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10/29/2014 7:07:53 PM |
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quit_lukin

West Hollywood, CA
40, joined Feb. 2014
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This made me lmao
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10/29/2014 7:46:12 PM |
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javajunkiejr

Auburndale, FL
43, joined Jan. 2013
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This now goes in here...
Ohh my god java!! You just messed up my favorite movie of all time 
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10/30/2014 2:14:41 PM |
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jettybean77
Kentwood, LA
40, joined Jul. 2014
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Thongs or booty shorts, I own one pair of granny panties, and when I'm wearing them, it means stay far,far away.
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10/30/2014 2:15:41 PM |
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tami813

Tampa, FL
37, joined Oct. 2012
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it's true though.
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10/30/2014 2:16:42 PM |
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jettybean77
Kentwood, LA
40, joined Jul. 2014
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No caution sign needed with those bad boys on!!
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10/30/2014 5:52:47 PM |
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01hotderp

Tampa, FL
37, joined May. 2014
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This trade of comments made me chuckle out load on the pooper this morning...
Yes tami we all know you like girls
And so? I like guys too, just not you... 
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10/31/2014 6:16:57 PM |
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russtoleum

Pasadena, TX
41, joined Jun. 2014
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Just lobbed this one to me
Lotion helps with the itches as well...
[Edited 10/31/2014 6:17:16 PM ]
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10/31/2014 6:24:09 PM |
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latango504
Hattiesburg, MS
32, joined Mar. 2014
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I think the quote of the day is going to be Hakuna Matata 
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10/31/2014 6:36:21 PM |
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zumba22
Smithburg, WV
44, joined May. 2014
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This trade of comments made me chuckle out load on the pooper this morning...
Yes tami we all know you like girls
And so? I like guys too, and Derp loves the boys as well as little girls
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10/31/2014 9:58:15 PM |
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tami813

Tampa, FL
37, joined Oct. 2012
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What a moron. That the best you could come up with?
I've got better comebacks under my pinkie nail.
Makes me wanna tell a yo mamma joke.
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11/1/2014 5:47:53 AM |
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zumba22
Smithburg, WV
44, joined May. 2014
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You two aint worth the effort
I mean 2 idiots like you... aint nice picking on the mentally challenged
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11/1/2014 7:50:37 AM |
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01hotderp

Tampa, FL
37, joined May. 2014
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Butt hurt thread is that way bro---->
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11/1/2014 12:51:04 PM |
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silverlining_84

Houston, TX
33, joined Aug. 2014
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I'll stick with my theme... "Hi ho, Silver!"
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11/1/2014 9:46:46 PM |
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lmartinezcps

Dallas, TX
38, joined May. 2010
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tiffanytoocool says:
my place is officially empty.. pretty nostalgic.. I've made some good friends here... sucked /f**ked some good D*ck... had some good fights and got fuuuuucked up... haha.. I'm cray, i swear.

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11/3/2014 9:44:57 PM |
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eris40

Auburndale, FL
43, joined Mar. 2014
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gypsy says and i quote
" I just want to humpsomething leave me be to b*tch " 
[Edited 11/3/2014 9:45:05 PM ]
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11/3/2014 9:45:45 PM |
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sweetgypsygurl

Wichita, KS
36, joined Apr. 2011
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Well dammit! 
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11/3/2014 9:47:15 PM |
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eris40

Auburndale, FL
43, joined Mar. 2014
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we have the most epic quotes on our skype sessions 
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11/3/2014 10:02:11 PM |
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eris40

Auburndale, FL
43, joined Mar. 2014
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next quote
" no one enjoys the feeling of swampass "
 
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11/3/2014 10:02:43 PM |
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sweetgypsygurl

Wichita, KS
36, joined Apr. 2011
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So why work out? It's disgusting. 
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11/5/2014 4:06:43 PM |
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shh_dont_tell1

Orlando, FL
44, joined Mar. 2014
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I really just want a latina lover.
Ohhh lord, from a married man, whose wife works two fulltime jobs and is spanish... I need new friends
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11/17/2014 5:46:42 PM |
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01hotderp

Tampa, FL
37, joined May. 2014
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Obviously, those are tits with a porpoise.. 
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11/18/2014 10:05:44 PM |
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eris40

Auburndale, FL
43, joined Mar. 2014
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Do you think if i had willpower id be fat ?
----said by yours truly lol
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11/18/2014 11:14:48 PM |
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grasp303
Littleton, CO
37, joined Oct. 2014
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Today is only one day in all the days that will ever be. But what will happen in all the other days that ever come can depend on what you do today.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY
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11/19/2014 10:03:20 AM |
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candmann73

Petersburg, VA
44, joined Apr. 2014
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Everyone that starts with you won’t stay with you. Some people are only in your life until they serve their purpose... Carry On
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11/19/2014 12:39:25 PM |
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zumba22
Smithburg, WV
44, joined May. 2014
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People come, people go
some grow old
some grow cold
TP
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11/22/2014 7:39:14 PM |
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01hotderp

Tampa, FL
37, joined May. 2014
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This...
A bit of olives only when you are making these.

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11/26/2014 10:49:21 AM |
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nypl77

Auburndale, FL
40, joined Oct. 2014
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From CME:
I've gone in to King Soopers (grocery store) the night before Thanksgiving and wanted to suck people.
She quickly corrected the suck to sock, but I'm gonna disregard that!!
This is why I love shopping around the holidays 
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11/26/2014 11:26:05 AM |
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cme_agn

Longmont, CO
38, joined Mar. 2014
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11/26/2014 1:25:51 PM |
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shh_dont_tell1

Orlando, FL
44, joined Mar. 2014
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I hope you wipe that brown off your nose before caking on all that makeup.
^^^^ I did spit my drink.. 
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11/28/2014 9:26:47 AM |
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nypl77

Auburndale, FL
40, joined Oct. 2014
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I still want to know who you all were talking about
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11/28/2014 9:28:12 AM |
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miss_morgan72

Bossier City, LA
45, joined Apr. 2014
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^^nosey 
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11/28/2014 9:29:22 AM |
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nypl77

Auburndale, FL
40, joined Oct. 2014
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I really am
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11/28/2014 9:45:52 AM |
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sc0uting4u

Sarasota, FL
38, joined May. 2011
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Who wears a lot of makeup and sucks up?
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11/28/2014 9:46:38 AM |
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nypl77

Auburndale, FL
40, joined Oct. 2014
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Psi? 
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11/28/2014 10:20:00 AM |
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miss_morgan72

Bossier City, LA
45, joined Apr. 2014
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11/28/2014 10:22:37 AM |
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quit_lukin

West Hollywood, CA
40, joined Feb. 2014
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11/29/2014 5:04:30 PM |
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sc0uting4u

Sarasota, FL
38, joined May. 2011
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QFT 
I've never been one to let facts interfere with my point
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12/8/2014 1:24:55 PM |
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sc0uting4u

Sarasota, FL
38, joined May. 2011
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This goes here.
I can't take 12 inches 
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12/8/2014 2:45:39 PM |
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bambi_sparkles

Taft, CA
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12/20/2014 10:03:06 PM |
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tami813

Tampa, FL
37, joined Oct. 2012
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12/20/2014 10:30:57 PM |
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up2youandme

Chandler, AZ
42, joined Jan. 2014
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Am I my brother's keeper ?
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12/24/2014 8:01:37 AM |
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tami813

Tampa, FL
37, joined Oct. 2012
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Still this.
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12/24/2014 3:15:24 PM |
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chavezisback

Ontario, CA
33, joined Jul. 2014
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"B*tches aint shit but ho's & tricks"  
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12/28/2014 9:15:40 PM |
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nypl77

Auburndale, FL
40, joined Oct. 2014
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I didn't get it either.... I just stayed quiet and let you appear dumb
<<<~~~friend of the year! 
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12/28/2014 9:16:15 PM |
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xo__LJ__xo

Haines City, FL
40, joined Nov. 2014
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12/28/2014 9:21:03 PM |
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bambi_sparkles

Taft, CA
39, joined May. 2014
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12/29/2014 8:19:54 AM |
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natur3g1rl

Wichita, KS
36, joined Oct. 2014
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Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot,
Nothing is going to get better. It's not.
Dr. Seuss, The Lorax
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1/2/2015 6:07:02 PM |
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shh_dont_tell1

Orlando, FL
44, joined Mar. 2014
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Sure... I like to say good job with a smack on the booty
anywhere but my hair big fella
porn do anything for ya?

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1/2/2015 6:08:56 PM |
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nypl77

Auburndale, FL
40, joined Oct. 2014
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Its funny because its true lol
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1/2/2015 6:10:59 PM |
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eris40

Auburndale, FL
43, joined Mar. 2014
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"lj is soooooo 2014"
Hue
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1/2/2015 6:27:09 PM |
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xo_lj_xo

Haines City, FL
40, joined Nov. 2014
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"lj is soooooo 2014"
Hue
He's a f'er!
Hue, don't be texting me for pics since I'm so 2014.......got it? 
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1/2/2015 6:32:13 PM |
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huedathunkit

Omaha, NE
41, joined Nov. 2009
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uuuuuummmmmmmm It wasnt me. I was hacked!
I blame LJs boobs, I am sorry but they dont like you
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1/2/2015 6:34:41 PM |
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xo_lj_xo

Haines City, FL
40, joined Nov. 2014
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lol
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1/7/2015 2:44:54 PM |
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nypl77

Auburndale, FL
40, joined Oct. 2014
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Its not groovy to be insane
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1/7/2015 8:09:20 PM |
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javajunkiejr

Auburndale, FL
43, joined Jan. 2013
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It takes a stronger man to admit his past transgressions and future progressions... 

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1/7/2015 8:17:42 PM |
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up2youandme

Chandler, AZ
42, joined Jan. 2014
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A man needs a code to live by..
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1/7/2015 8:25:50 PM |
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javajunkiejr

Auburndale, FL
43, joined Jan. 2013
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"It (insanity) is not hubris, not pride; it is inflation of the ego to its ultimate — confusion between him who worships and that which is worshipped. Man has not eaten God; God has eaten man."
--from "The Man in the High Castle" (1962)..
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