12/4/2014 12:56:29 PM |
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jayfromdaak
Dallas, TX
29, joined Jun. 2014
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I was excited to meet, as I hadn't dated in a while. In hindsight, there were a few warning signs that this might not turn out well for me. 1) In one phone conversation, the topic of butt size came up, and she said something to the effect of, "don't be scared by how big mine is." 2) When discussing our dinner date, she said, "you have to promise me that no matter what, we'll meet again after our date, even if it doesn't work out, we can have drinks and laugh about it." 3) When she was describing how I'd recognize her outside the restaurant, she said, "I drive a purple Camaro."
Being young and naive, I didn't think much of it all, and arrived at the restaurant that evening with an open mind. How soon things changed. After waiting outside a few minutes, up pulls a purple Camaro convertible. If you've ever seen the movie Friday, where Smokey gets set up with "Janet Jackson", you know what comes next. I'm not a small guy by any means, and this girl had at least 50 lbs on me, if not more. "HEYYYYY!!!" She greeted me, and I did my best not to look scared to death.
In addition to her purse, she was carrying a brown paper bag. I didn't really want to know what might be inside. We went in and got seated at our table and after a minute or two of uneasy conversation, she said, "I brought you something." Out comes the paper bag, from which she pulls out a Ken doll, dressed as Superman, with "Mr. Pringles" written on the cape. My face felt like it was on fire and I could feel everyone in the entire place staring at me...
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12/4/2014 1:03:58 PM |
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lookin4him2012
Boone, NC
48, joined Jan. 2012
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I don't get it.
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12/4/2014 1:04:04 PM |
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pike45
Omaha, NE
63, joined Feb. 2009
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Finish the story.
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12/4/2014 5:03:53 PM |
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packersbabe920
Green Bay, WI
51, joined Jul. 2013
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guess u didn't like the ken doll, so no second date
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12/4/2014 5:45:06 PM |
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starstar1977
Irving, TX
39, joined Sep. 2014
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Was she a man?
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12/4/2014 5:47:39 PM |
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inni_dreamz
Pasadena, CA
52, joined Nov. 2012
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Is "Mr Pringles" an inside joke?
Is the Ken doll an inside joke?
Otherwise, she's very strange.
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12/5/2014 12:48:55 AM |
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pickygirl72
Barrow, AK
45, joined Sep. 2011
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Maybe she thought you were her super hero.
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12/5/2014 12:20:43 PM |
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blackcherrie88
Grand Prairie, TX
28, joined Jun. 2014
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is this a true story what's the Mr pringles Ken doll all about??
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12/5/2014 1:51:49 PM |
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vagmasterflash
Durand, WI
50, joined Nov. 2014
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All I gotta say is....better she's with you than with me. Ha ha ha ha.
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12/5/2014 1:54:38 PM |
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vagmasterflash
Durand, WI
50, joined Nov. 2014
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So....you f**ked her. Stiff d*ck ain't got no conscience.
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12/11/2014 1:09:27 PM |
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love2kiss8
Columbus, OH
24, joined May. 2013
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So how does that make you feel? Did you date her again? I know her extra weight kinda scared you. Eerr this story needs an ending
Now you got me all curious
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12/11/2014 1:19:11 PM |
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keepslowprofile
Moose Lake, MN
97, joined Nov. 2011
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What happens in Texas stays in Texas.
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12/11/2014 4:32:02 PM |
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l380
Alabaster, AL
44, joined Sep. 2014
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That's some funny schitt right there.
Come back and fill in the blanks for us and tell us about the rest of the date.
What was the meaning of the doll and what was written on it?
I'm curious to know what goes through one's mind when told not to be scared of the size of someone's butt.
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12/17/2014 8:39:40 AM |
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lookin4him2012
Boone, NC
48, joined Jan. 2012
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Still don't get it.
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12/19/2014 6:59:37 AM |
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latinleprekahn
South San Francisco, CA
46, joined Sep. 2014
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And......???????
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12/19/2014 8:49:30 AM |
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my2sunshine
Pulaski, NY
50, joined Apr. 2013
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Was it her way of telling you she can't just have 1?
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12/19/2014 1:04:42 PM |
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ariel_p
Kissimmee, FL
26, joined Jul. 2014
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I lol'd...sorry. but this story cracked me up
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12/21/2014 1:00:58 AM |
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001snatch
Marysville, WA
56, joined Aug. 2013
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Ha ha lol
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1/5/2015 7:39:54 PM |
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2hot2eat
Desert Hot Springs, CA
42, joined Jun. 2014
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He was very very nice I've received Two gifts one month befor I mate him and we speak every few days we never talked about sex. Gentleman r hard to find
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1/6/2015 8:54:12 PM |
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forumfriendly2
Norfolk, VA
39, joined Sep. 2013
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that's when I bust out the old "I am sorry do know you?" the. the fake call comes in and I walk away to answer it
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1/21/2015 3:10:01 PM |
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jjonmx3
Sierra Vista, AZ
37, joined Jul. 2013
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Damn! Poor baby, she pulled a Freddy Jackson on you.
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