11/3/2015 5:52:28 PM |
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np590k
Merced, CA
30, joined May. 2014
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My profile was lacking a bit before, although I never asked for opinions. I have since then updated it and was curious to know a few others opinions.
I know this usually turns into a roast from reading others requests but I still want to know.
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11/3/2015 5:54:37 PM |
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4uijack
New Port Richey, FL
81, joined Aug. 2013
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Do you still swallow?
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11/3/2015 5:56:49 PM |
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np590k
Merced, CA
30, joined May. 2014
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only after chewing.
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11/3/2015 5:59:13 PM |
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4uijack
New Port Richey, FL
81, joined Aug. 2013
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Ouch!!!
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11/3/2015 6:09:33 PM |
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np590k
Merced, CA
30, joined May. 2014
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11/4/2015 2:51:43 AM |
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pickygirl72
Barrow, AK
45, joined Sep. 2011
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Lose the picture of you and that girl.
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11/4/2015 5:04:50 AM |
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ron10000
Green Bay, WI
69, joined Oct. 2008
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only after chewing.
That was the very best response back to jack that I have seen
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11/4/2015 3:44:39 PM |
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myrealme
Nampa, ID
41, joined Aug. 2013
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Bathroom selfies
JMO
[Edited 11/4/2015 3:44:53 PM ]
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11/5/2015 9:58:20 AM |
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4uijack
New Port Richey, FL
81, joined Aug. 2013
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Loves to do nothing but works harder than most??? hmmmm
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11/5/2015 10:39:44 PM |
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tickle_bug
Myrtle Beach, SC
23, joined Jul. 2014
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The second paragraph didn't work for me. Since you don't know 'most', claiming to work harder than them sounds arrogant. I recommend re-doing the entire paragraph.
Maybe say you're a hard worker who is goal oriented, but you balance that out with ____ (fill in blank with some recreational pursuits/relaxation activities. Nothing wrong with letting the potentials know you don't sit around on your duff, growing roots, as you'll more than likely want to attract a similarly ambitious woman.
Forgot the rest.
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11/6/2015 7:36:21 AM |
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lareveur
La Follette, TN
32, joined May. 2013
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JUst read your profile - as it could use some work (with my sarcastic commentary). Enjoy...
"I love to hangout with friends."
^ As opposed to despising a healthy, social life? I put this in the same category as "I love to laugh" from some us women.
"Growing up I moved around a lot so I consider my friends my family. If you're lucky enough to be in my circle, you know I will always have your back."
^ I didn't know I was auditioning for the Godfather, but narcotics is dirty business. We should probably just stick to Bonnie & Clyde - at least they were a more entertaining couple.
"I work harder than most and I love to relax at home just as much as I love going out. I'm big on movies which is funny, because I suck at movie trivia."
^ Because late night porn subscriptions with me and my social friends just drowns it all.
"I'm really looking forward to finding my partner in crime."
^ I f**king knew it lol.
"Someone who I can binge watch movies or TV shows with."
^ How is that a crime? Wow - I guess some criminals have such lofty ambitions.
"Go out with friends and be social."
Uhmm, yeah - you said that already. Getting a bit redundant here. Did I ever mention that I really love to laugh? Speaking of social - I also love having Alzheimer's with the shitty memory (helps me meet new people every day).
"Talk about my ambitions with or simply do nothing at all with and still be happy."
^ You can binge on a movie marathon all you like... in prison (after you're arrested for binge television, of course).
"If this sounds like you. Please feel free to message me."
Yes, if you truly are free then you can write to him at:
DATEN HOOK VALLEY STATE PRISON
First pen pal will receive a free jug of Pruno - made with the expert use of real light bulbs and apples.
"Kik: NP590K - Facebook: NP209"
^ Sorry, ladies - almost forgot the inmate number.
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11/12/2015 7:42:42 AM |
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greeleybro
Longmont, CO
49, joined Oct. 2013
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That was the very best response back to jack that I have seen
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11/12/2015 8:59:53 AM |
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4uijack
New Port Richey, FL
81, joined Aug. 2013
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only after chewing. I don't know why, but I love gnawing and chewing on a nice foreskin before I swallow the whole load!!!
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11/21/2015 4:14:31 PM |
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doubletrouble77
Crete, IL
38, joined May. 2011
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That was the very best response back to jack that I have seen I agree! Very creative!
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11/21/2015 4:16:47 PM |
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doubletrouble77
Crete, IL
38, joined May. 2011
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Fill out your interests section and add some more details about you. You are on the right track.
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11/27/2015 6:23:07 AM |
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joe182121
Bourbonnais, IL
64, joined Aug. 2013
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That was the very best response back to jack that I have seen
Jack,, I hate to say it, because from time to time you come in handy, but that was definitely a good 'crash and burn'....
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12/9/2015 1:04:37 PM |
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bumblebee7
Fort Payne, AL
61, joined Apr. 2011
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Well...there is nothing to indicate what you are really here for.
A friend and sex?
Or a relation?
Just put down, your here for a relation....because it will end in a month or so anyway....and you end up getting what you were really seeking.
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