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1/5/2016 5:10:53 PM Urantia Book of Jokes  

aphrodisianus
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(184.1) 16:0.1
THE Seven Master Spirits of Paradise are the primary personalities of the Infinite Spirit. In this sevenfold creative act of self-duplication the Infinite Spirit exhausted the associative possibilities mathematically inherent in the factual existence of the three persons of Deity. Had it been possible to produce a larger number of Master Spirits, they would have been created, but there are just seven associative possibilities, and only seven, inherent in three Deities. And this explains why the universe is operated in seven grand divisions, and why the number seven is basically fundamental in its organization and administration.





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1/6/2016 4:00:55 AM Urantia Book of Jokes  

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The Urantiaists have 700,000 creator-son gods, and now we find that they have seven "master spirits". It is increasingly clear, at least to me, that Urantiaism is a pantheistic pagan religion.

1/6/2016 4:19:35 AM Urantia Book of Jokes  

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Quote from ludlowlowell:
The Urantiaists have 700,000 creator-son gods, and now we find that they have seven "master spirits". It is increasingly clear, at least to me, that Urantiaism is a pantheistic pagan religion.



Urantians, catholics, christians, muslims, and jews, etc. ..... are all delusional religious nutcases.

Peace

1/6/2016 4:40:22 AM Urantia Book of Jokes  
cupocheer
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Don't forget the Atheist who doesn't believe in anything and Agnostic who doesn't believe in themselves

1/6/2016 5:10:53 AM Urantia Book of Jokes  

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Quote from cupocheer:
Don't forget the Atheist who doesn't believe in anything and Agnostic who doesn't believe in themselves



Not accepting the claims made by the religions I mentioned in my post is not delusional ..... it is being rational.

Peace

1/6/2016 5:59:09 AM Urantia Book of Jokes  

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Atheist believe in many things, just not gods,angels or devils etc.

1/6/2016 7:15:32 PM Urantia Book of Jokes  

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111:1.6 (1217.1) Mind is the cosmic instrument on which the human will can play the discords of destruction, or upon which this same human will can bring forth the exquisite melodies of God identification and consequent eternal survival. The Adjuster bestowed upon man is, in the last analysis, impervious to evil and incapable of sin, but mortal mind can actually be twisted, distorted, and rendered evil and ugly by the sinful machinations of a perverse and self-seeking human will. Likewise can this mind be made noble, beautiful, true, and good — actually great — in accordance with the spirit-illuminated will of a God-knowing human being.






1/8/2016 3:07:42 AM Urantia Book of Jokes  

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Peace

1/8/2016 9:32:11 PM Urantia Book of Jokes  

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Quote from olderthandirt20:
Atheist believe in many things, just not gods,angels or devils etc.


What do they believe in?

1/9/2016 5:42:21 AM Urantia Book of Jokes  

aphrodisianus
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Quote from blake6972:
What do they believe in?


For one thing, that you're an ignorant dimwit but there is evidence to back up that belief unlike religious beliefs based on myth and superstition.

1/9/2016 6:08:43 AM Urantia Book of Jokes  

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Quote from aphrodisianus:
For one thing, that you're an ignorant dimwit but there is evidence to back up that belief unlike religious beliefs based on myth and superstition.




Peace

1/9/2016 7:23:37 PM Urantia Book of Jokes  

olderthandirt20
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Quote from blake6972:
What do they believe in?


Biology rather than theology
Science but not scientology
Mathematics but not magic
Evolution not creationism
Physics rather than fantasy
See where I'm going with this?
Of course I am only speaking for my own personal beliefs, not all atheist are the same.

1/9/2016 7:30:45 PM Urantia Book of Jokes  

blake6972
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Quote from aphrodisianus:
For one thing, that you're an ignorant dimwit but there is evidence to back up that belief unlike religious beliefs based on myth and superstition.


Actually it is you who is ignorant, and your boyfriend silly prancer.

You do not possess a clue .



1/9/2016 7:31:43 PM Urantia Book of Jokes  

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Quote from olderthandirt20:
Biology rather than theology
Science but not scientology
Mathematics but not magic
Evolution not creationism
Physics rather than fantasy
See where I'm going with this?
Of course I am only speaking for my own personal beliefs, not all atheist are the same.


What created evolution?

1/9/2016 7:55:57 PM Urantia Book of Jokes  

olderthandirt20
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Nature

Now who created your god?

1/9/2016 8:25:06 PM Urantia Book of Jokes  

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Quote from olderthandirt20:
Biology rather than theology
Science but not scientology
Mathematics but not magic
Evolution not creationism
Physics rather than fantasy
See where I'm going with this?
Of course I am only speaking for my own personal beliefs, not all atheist are the same.

Evolution not creationism

These are NOT mutually exclusive possibilities. God doesn't have to be instantaneously creative to be creative. There is nothing to show/prove that evolutionary progress from lower to higher life forms is not and can't be, God's divine plan. Especially, when God/Jesus' Supreme Commandment to man was/is "Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in heaven is perfect. Matthew 5:48 Right?

When Jesus said: "I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me" John 14:6 He was teaching Sonship with God. The progressive faith-realization of man's Sonship with God is the way, the truth, and the life to Godlikeness/consciousness.

Scoff if you will, but you are a fool to do so.

1/9/2016 8:32:20 PM Urantia Book of Jokes  
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Quote from kb2222:
"Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in heaven is perfect. Matthew 5:48 Right?

.


How can you call a murderous thug "perfect".

1/9/2016 8:34:18 PM Urantia Book of Jokes  

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How can you call a murderous thug "perfect".

God is perfect. The Bible is not.. IDIOT.

1/9/2016 9:08:28 PM Urantia Book of Jokes  

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Quote from olderthandirt20:
Nature

Now who created your god?


Who created nature?

1/9/2016 9:09:35 PM Urantia Book of Jokes  

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Quote from kb2222:
God is perfect. The Bible is not.. IDIOT.


Then why do you ( pugnacious ) quote it ? (the bible )

1/9/2016 9:15:49 PM Urantia Book of Jokes  

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These are NOT mutually exclusive possibilities


That is true, I consider each individually, I believe or reject each on the merits of evidence available.



[Edited 1/9/2016 9:17:35 PM ]

1/9/2016 9:21:15 PM Urantia Book of Jokes  

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Quote from olderthandirt20:
That is true, I consider each individually, I believe or reject each on the merits of evidence available.

BS.

Like I said: God doesn't have to be instantaneously creative to be creative. There is nothing to show/prove that evolutionary progress from lower to higher life forms is not and can't be, God's divine plan.

What evidence do you have to the contrary?

1/9/2016 9:22:50 PM Urantia Book of Jokes  

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Quote from blake6972:
Who created nature?



Nature is not an entity.
Who created your god?

1/9/2016 9:27:36 PM Urantia Book of Jokes  

olderthandirt20
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Quote from kb2222:
BS.

Like I said: God doesn't have to be instantaneously creative to be creative. There is nothing to show/prove that evolutionary progress from lower to higher life forms is not and can't be, God's divine plan.

What evidence do you have to the contrary?



Frankly I don't give a fat ratzazz so keep your BS to your self.
If you can't be civil then STHU.
Who appointed you "Grand Inquisitor"?

1/9/2016 9:36:27 PM Urantia Book of Jokes  

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Quote from olderthandirt20:
Frankly I don't give a fat ratzazz so keep your BS to your self.
If you can't be civil then STHU.
Who appointed you "Grand Inquisitor"?

So you have no evidence.

All you have is arrogant bs and now because you have no real answer/evidence you want to play the victim of abuse.

1/9/2016 9:41:59 PM Urantia Book of Jokes  
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Quote from kb2222:
So you have no evidence.

All you have is arrogant bs and now because you have no real answer/evidence you want to play the victim of abuse.


Speaking of arrogant, how about the countless times you were asked to provide evidence, which you ignored, but have the gall to ask someone else for some.

1/9/2016 9:59:43 PM Urantia Book of Jokes  

kb2222
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Quote from Yasureoktoo:
Speaking of arrogant, how about the countless times you were asked to provide evidence, which you ignored, but have the gall to ask someone else for some.

Stop being so obnoxious. NO ONE and that includes you can prove God doesn't exist and I can't prove God does. The evidence I asked for is evidence to support olderthandirt20's contention that evolution somehow precludes creationism.

Do you have any such evidence?

1/9/2016 10:05:50 PM Urantia Book of Jokes  

olderthandirt20
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Who is playing victim ?
I only told to either be civil or shut up. It's in the guidelines -Don't post crude messages, or insult or harass others. Be civil.



Quote from kb2222:
So you have no evidence.

All you have is arrogant bs and now because you have no real answer/evidence you want to play the victim of abuse.


I have enough evidence for me and if you want to convert me present your evidence and I will consider it if you can curb your attitude.

You never answered my question;

Then why do you ( pugnacious ) quote it ? (the bible )


1/9/2016 10:06:20 PM Urantia Book of Jokes  
Yasureoktoo
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First you have to put a date on creationism.

1/9/2016 10:25:27 PM Urantia Book of Jokes  

kb2222
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Quote from olderthandirt20:
Who is playing victim ?
I only told to either be civil or shut up. It's in the guidelines -Don't post crude messages, or insult or harass others. Be civil.

What crude messages and insults are you talking about? You arrogant atheists are the ones hurling insults and you know it. Read the thread and stop lying.

Quote from kb2222:
So you have no evidence.

All you have is arrogant bs and now because you have no real answer/evidence you want to play the victim of abuse.


I have enough evidence for me and if you want to convert me present your evidence and I will consider it if you can curb your attitude.

You never answered my question;

Then why do you ( pugnacious ) quote it ? (the bible )

Again:

Stop being so obnoxious. NO ONE and that includes you can prove God doesn't exist and I can't prove God does. The evidence I asked for is evidence to support YOUR contention that evolution somehow precludes creationism.

Do you have any such evidence, olderthandirt20? If so, put up or shut up. I'm tired of your arrogant atheist attitude.

1/9/2016 10:27:19 PM Urantia Book of Jokes  

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Quote from Yasureoktoo:
First you have to put a date on creationism.

That request is so unreasonable and impossible its stupid and pathetic.

1/9/2016 10:32:37 PM Urantia Book of Jokes  

olderthandirt20
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Quid pro quo

Why do you quote the bible if you don't believe it is true?

1/9/2016 11:03:51 PM Urantia Book of Jokes  
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Quote from kb2222:
That request is so unreasonable and impossible its stupid and pathetic.


Then your post that brought that response, is equally unreasonable.

Why post it

1/9/2016 11:58:15 PM Urantia Book of Jokes  

olderthandirt20
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Stop being so obnoxious. NO ONE and that includes you can prove God doesn't exist and I can't prove God does. The evidence I asked for is evidence to support YOUR contention that evolution somehow precludes creationism.

Do you have any such evidence, olderthandirt20? If so, put up or shut up. I'm tired of your arrogant atheist attitude.


Well you arrogant prig I guess you are too dense to understand so I will dumb it down as simple as possible so you can hopefully understand.

I never contended evolution precludes creationism. As I stated before they are 2 separate issues. Are you still with me?
I have seen enough evidence ( fossils etc. ) to believe evolution is a good theory.
I have not seen any evidence of gods existence in any form to verify that it is a viable supposition.
Now if there is no verifiable evidence of god then by extension creationism is not a viable proposition either.
So now we are both tired of bovine fecal matter.
goodnight and goodluck fool



[Edited 1/9/2016 11:59:01 PM ]

1/10/2016 9:40:31 AM Urantia Book of Jokes  

kb2222
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Quote from olderthandirt20:
Well you arrogant prig I guess you are too dense to understand so I will dumb it down as simple as possible so you can hopefully understand.

I never contended evolution precludes creationism. As I stated before they are 2 separate issues. Are you still with me?
I have seen enough evidence ( fossils etc. ) to believe evolution is a good theory.
I have not seen any evidence of gods existence in any form to verify that it is a viable supposition.
Now if there is no verifiable evidence of god then by extension creationism is not a viable proposition either.
So now we are both tired of bovine fecal matter.
goodnight and goodluck fool

As I said before:

Quote from kb2222:
Evolution not creationism

These are NOT mutually exclusive possibilities. God doesn't have to be instantaneously creative to be creative. There is nothing to show/prove that evolutionary progress from lower to higher life forms is not and can't be, God's divine plan. Especially, when God/Jesus' Supreme Commandment to man was/is "Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in heaven is perfect. Matthew 5:48 Right?

When Jesus said: "I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me" John 14:6 He was teaching Sonship with God. The progressive faith-realization of man's Sonship with God is the way, the truth, and the life to Godlikeness/consciousness.

Scoff if you will, but you are a fool to do so.

Quote from olderthandirt20:
Why do you quote the bible if you don't believe it is true?

I never said I don't believe anything in the Bible is true. There is a lot that is true in the bible and a lot that isn't and I have said that if anything in the Bible is incompatible with the teachings of Jesus throw it out.

Why do I quote the Bible? Because you atheists bring its contents up as you understand and denounce it. I agree there is plenty of error in the Bible and plenty to denounce but as I just said there is also plenty of truth in the Bible but you atheists shut yourself out from truth discernment because you reject the concept of God that Jesus taught because the church teaches everything in the Bible they compiled is God's truth/word and that doctrine is simply FALSE. And you atheists will not avail yourself of the most recent "Revelation of Truth" to this world from agents of God's government that sets the record straight found in The Urantia Book. A revelation in book form that man cannot kill as they did Jesus because you are not serious truth-seekers. You would rather wallow in ignorance and spiritual darkness in mocking disbelief in God because no one can prove to you a Almighty Creator-Spirit God exists. Stop wallowing and mocking and read/study the Urantia book with a spiritually receptive mind and you will have your proof. The content of the UB is far, far, beyond the imagination of man. Read it and you will find this out. Don't read it and you do yourself a grave injustice, you will go to the grave as you are in mocking disbelief. Its your choice.

http://www.urantia.org/urantia-book-standardized/titles-papers

1/10/2016 9:51:29 AM Urantia Book of Jokes  

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Quote from olderthandirt20:
Quid pro quo

Why do you quote the bible if you don't believe it is true?


This is a good observation. He yells about how the bible is fill of errors and yet replies upon it to make a dull point.

It's quite simple. The bible is a partial collection of the total documents written by anonymoud non-eyewitnesses. There are many "books" rejected (edited out) written at same times in history as the others with a completely different Jesus story. One version has Jesus getting married and having a kid. Another has a laughing Jesus during his crucifixion. Jesus doesn't only laugh but appears and disappears on and off the cross. This is found in the Apocalypse of Peter, from The Nag Hammadi Library.

This is the same kind of stuff you will find in almost every writer or team of writers throughout history writing drafts for plays and modern screenplays where many versions are written but only one is chosen because it will sell.

We also need to consider other things:



1/10/2016 9:56:49 AM Urantia Book of Jokes  

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Quote from kb2222:
---incoherent ranting deleted----

And you atheists will not avail yourself of the most recent "Revelation of Truth" to this world from agents of God's government that sets the record straight found in The Urantia Book.

---more incoherent ranting deleted----
http://www.urantia.org/urantia-book-standardized/titles-papers


Rambling about a newer form of psychopathic babble to supplant the old one is really compounding bullshit on bullshit. It's still bullshit written by mentally disturbed people. On the positive side, there is much pearls of comedy written within it.



[Edited 1/10/2016 9:58:09 AM ]

1/10/2016 10:04:29 AM Urantia Book of Jokes  

kb2222
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Quote from aphrodisianus:
Rambling about a newer form of psychopathic babble to supplant the old one is really compounding bullshit on bullshit. It's still bullshit written by mentally disturbed people. On the positive side, there is much pearls of comedy written within it.

I didn't post incoherent rambling.

You are clearly the one mentally disturbed.

1/10/2016 10:14:33 AM Urantia Book of Jokes  

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1/10/2016 10:32:31 AM Urantia Book of Jokes  

kb2222
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Childish.

1/10/2016 10:47:00 AM Urantia Book of Jokes  

aphrodisianus
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And you atheists will not avail yourself of the most recent "Revelation of Truth" to this world from agents of God's government that sets the record straight found in The Urantia Book.


So who are these agents? Do they land here in UFOs or do they beam here?

1/10/2016 11:22:41 AM Urantia Book of Jokes  

kb2222
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Quote from aphrodisianus:
So who are these agents? Do they land here in UFOs or do they beam here?

Stop wallowing and mocking and read/study the Urantia book with a spiritually receptive mind and you will have your proof. The content of the UB is far, far, beyond the imagination of man. Read it and you will find this out. Don't read it and you do yourself a grave injustice, you will go to the grave as you are in mocking disbelief. Its your choice.

http://www.urantia.org/urantia-book-standardized/titles-papers

Its your choice, aphrodisianus. I am not interested in your childish questions.

1/10/2016 12:28:45 PM Urantia Book of Jokes  

aphrodisianus
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Quote from kb2222:
Stop wallowing and mocking and read/study the Urantia book with a spiritually receptive mind and you will have your proof.
Abundance of proof already.


The content of the UB is far, far, beyond the imagination of man.
So then it was non human entities that wrote it or was it written by a woman?

Read it and you will find this out. Don't read it and you do yourself a grave injustice, you will go to the grave as you are in mocking disbelief. Its your choice.
Read much of it. Others have read much already. It's boring supernatural science fiction but I'm sure someone creative could turn it into a movie.

....from agents of God's government that sets the record straight found in The Urantia Book.

This is something quite different than mere supernatural bullshit writings. Having hallucinations is a psychiatric mental disorder.

1/10/2016 12:33:05 PM Urantia Book of Jokes  

kb2222
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The content of the UB is far, far, beyond the imagination of man. Read it and you will find this out.

http://www.urantia.org/urantia-book-standardized/titles-papers

Don't read it and you do yourself a grave injustice, you will go to the grave as you are in mocking disbelief. Its your choice.

1/10/2016 12:44:13 PM Urantia Book of Jokes  
Yasureoktoo
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Quote from kb2222:
The content of the UB is far, far, beyond the imagination of man. .



LOLOL

They say the same thing about the Qur'an.

How about the Mahabharata, it was written 4000 years ago.

1/10/2016 1:08:38 PM Urantia Book of Jokes  

kb2222
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Purview the content and see for yourself. If not you simply don't know what you are talking about. In other words, you are a God mocking fool.

http://www.urantia.org/urantia-book-standardized/titles-papers

1/10/2016 2:56:18 PM Urantia Book of Jokes  

aphrodisianus
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Quote from kb2222:
The content of the UB is far, far, beyond the imagination of man.


So a non-human or non-humans wrote it? Dolphins or Whales? You don't know?

1/10/2016 2:58:09 PM Urantia Book of Jokes  
cupocheer
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Urantia book is a joke.

1/10/2016 3:57:47 PM Urantia Book of Jokes  

aphrodisianus
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Quote from cupocheer:
Urantia book is a joke.


So is the Bible. Talking snakes. Talking donkeys. Talking shrubbery. The urintia is equally as ludicrous as the bible.

1/12/2016 9:32:42 AM Urantia Book of Jokes  

kb2222
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Quote from aphrodisianus:
So a non-human or non-humans wrote it? Dolphins or Whales? You don't know?

I gave you a link to purview the content of the Urantia Book and the authors are all non-humans and named on each of the 196 Papers comprising the book. If you choose not to purview the book and remain ignorant, ask stupid questions, and remain a mocking atheist that's your own arrogant self-destructive fault.

Here are the first few opening paragraphs of the Foreword and you can continue reading it at... http://www.urantia.org/urantia-book-standardized/foreword ...or of course you can continue to remain wallowing in your ignorance. Your choice. No one is going to force you to enlighten yourself.

The Urantia Book

Foreword


0:0.1 (1.1) IN THE MINDS of the mortals of Urantia — that being the name of your world — there exists great confusion respecting the meaning of such terms as God, divinity, and deity. Human beings are still more confused and uncertain about the relationships of the divine personalities designated by these numerous appellations. Because of this conceptual poverty associated with so much ideational confusion, I have been directed to formulate this introductory statement in explanation of the meanings which should be attached to certain word symbols as they may be hereinafter used in those papers which the Orvonton corps of truth revealers have been authorized to translate into the English language of Urantia.

0:0.2 (1.2) It is exceedingly difficult to present enlarged concepts and advanced truth, in our endeavor to expand cosmic consciousness and enhance spiritual perception, when we are restricted to the use of a circumscribed language of the realm. But our mandate admonishes us to make every effort to convey our meanings by using the word symbols of the English tongue. We have been instructed to introduce new terms only when the concept to be portrayed finds no terminology in English which can be employed to convey such a new concept partially or even with more or less distortion of meaning.

0:0.3 (1.3) In the hope of facilitating comprehension and of preventing confusion on the part of every mortal who may peruse these papers, we deem it wise to present in this initial statement an outline of the meanings to be attached to numerous English words which are to be employed in designation of Deity and certain associated concepts of the things, meanings, and values of universal reality.

0:0.4 (1.4) But in order to formulate this Foreword of definitions and limitations of terminology, it is necessary to anticipate the usage of these terms in the subsequent presentations. This Foreword is not, therefore, a finished statement within itself; it is only a definitive guide designed to assist those who shall read the accompanying papers dealing with Deity and the universe of universes which have been formulated by an Orvonton commission sent to Urantia for this purpose.

0:0.5 (1.5) Your world, Urantia, is one of many similar inhabited planets which comprise the local universe of Nebadon. This universe, together with similar creations, makes up the superuniverse of Orvonton, from whose capital, Uversa, our commission hails. Orvonton is one of the seven evolutionary superuniverses of time and space which circle the never-beginning, never-ending creation of divine perfection — the central universe of Havona. At the heart of this eternal and central universe is the stationary Isle of Paradise, the geographic center of infinity and the dwelling place of the eternal God.

0:0.6 (1.6) The seven evolving superuniverses in association with the central and divine universe, we commonly refer to as the grand universe; these are the now organized and inhabited creations. They are all a part of the master universe, which also embraces the uninhabited but mobilizing universes of outer space.

1/13/2016 6:10:13 AM Urantia Book of Jokes  

sail_dancer
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I gave you a link to purview the content of the Urantia Book and the authors are all non-humans and named on each of the 196 Papers comprising the book. If you choose not to purview the book and remain ignorant, ask stupid questions, and remain a mocking atheist that's your own arrogant self-destructive fault.

Here are the first few opening paragraphs of the Foreword and you can continue reading it at... http://www.urantia.org/urantia-book-standardized/foreword ...or of course you can continue to remain wallowing in your ignorance. Your choice. No one is going to force you to enlighten yourself.

The Urantia Book

Foreword


0:0.1 (1.1) IN THE MINDS of the mortals of Urantia — that being the name of your world — there exists great confusion respecting the meaning of such terms as God, divinity, and deity. Human beings are still more confused and uncertain about the relationships of the divine personalities designated by these numerous appellations. Because of this conceptual poverty associated with so much ideational confusion, I have been directed to formulate this introductory statement in explanation of the meanings which should be attached to certain word symbols as they may be hereinafter used in those papers which the Orvonton corps of truth revealers have been authorized to translate into the English language of Urantia.

0:0.2 (1.2) It is exceedingly difficult to present enlarged concepts and advanced truth, in our endeavor to expand cosmic consciousness and enhance spiritual perception, when we are restricted to the use of a circumscribed language of the realm. But our mandate admonishes us to make every effort to convey our meanings by using the word symbols of the English tongue. We have been instructed to introduce new terms only when the concept to be portrayed finds no terminology in English which can be employed to convey such a new concept partially or even with more or less distortion of meaning.

0:0.3 (1.3) In the hope of facilitating comprehension and of preventing confusion on the part of every mortal who may peruse these papers, we deem it wise to present in this initial statement an outline of the meanings to be attached to numerous English words which are to be employed in designation of Deity and certain associated concepts of the things, meanings, and values of universal reality.

0:0.4 (1.4) But in order to formulate this Foreword of definitions and limitations of terminology, it is necessary to anticipate the usage of these terms in the subsequent presentations. This Foreword is not, therefore, a finished statement within itself; it is only a definitive guide designed to assist those who shall read the accompanying papers dealing with Deity and the universe of universes which have been formulated by an Orvonton commission sent to Urantia for this purpose.

0:0.5 (1.5) Your world, Urantia, is one of many similar inhabited planets which comprise the local universe of Nebadon. This universe, together with similar creations, makes up the superuniverse of Orvonton, from whose capital, Uversa, our commission hails. Orvonton is one of the seven evolutionary superuniverses of time and space which circle the never-beginning, never-ending creation of divine perfection — the central universe of Havona. At the heart of this eternal and central universe is the stationary Isle of Paradise, the geographic center of infinity and the dwelling place of the eternal God.

0:0.6 (1.6) The seven evolving superuniverses in association with the central and divine universe, we commonly refer to as the grand universe; these are the now organized and inhabited creations. They are all a part of the master universe, which also embraces the uninhabited but mobilizing universes of outer space.



More cut and paste sci-fi religious bullshit.

Peace

1/13/2016 9:07:19 AM Urantia Book of Jokes  

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More cut and paste sci-fi religious bullshit.

Peace

I gave you a link to purview the content of the Urantia Book and the authors are all non-humans and named on each of the 196 Papers comprising the book. If you choose not to purview the book and remain ignorant, ask stupid questions, and remain a mocking atheist until death overtakes you that's your own arrogant self-destructive fault.

1/13/2016 9:19:56 AM Urantia Book of Jokes  

sail_dancer
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the authors are all non-humans and named on each of the 196 Papers comprising the book.


Ha ha ha ha !!!!!!

You are batshit crazy !!!!!

Peace

1/13/2016 9:34:58 AM Urantia Book of Jokes  

kb2222
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Ha ha ha ha !!!!!!

You are batshit crazy !!!!!

Peace

You are an egotistical arrogant fool and you are batshit crazy to think that humans are the only intelligent beings in the universe.

1/13/2016 9:38:25 AM Urantia Book of Jokes  
Yasureoktoo
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We know you aren't.

1/13/2016 9:46:20 AM Urantia Book of Jokes  

kb2222
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If you choose not to purview the book and remain ignorant, ask stupid questions, and remain a mocking atheist until death overtakes you that's your own arrogant self-destructive fault.

1/13/2016 9:48:39 AM Urantia Book of Jokes  
Yasureoktoo
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Did the voices tell you to say that.

1/13/2016 10:19:50 AM Urantia Book of Jokes  

kb2222
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What a egotistical disrespectful reprobate you have made of yourself. Go to the grave and stay there. You have no spiritual worth that I can see.

1/13/2016 10:33:44 AM Urantia Book of Jokes  
Yasureoktoo
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The problem is that you are doing everything you accuse everyone else of.
BTW, our shrink here can probably tell you the name of that disorder.

You claim you want a debate, but are not capable of it.

You refuse to answer questions

You ask half/baked questions that have no answer, or multiple answers.

People disagree with you, and your unsubstantiated claims, and it is their fault.

1/13/2016 10:42:40 AM Urantia Book of Jokes  

kb2222
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That's right. If you choose not to purview the book and remain ignorant, ask stupid questions, and remain a mocking atheist until death overtakes you that's your own arrogant self-destructive fault.

Its up to you to save yourself.