| 5/14/2016 1:31:40 AM |
My Anus is sore |
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d_voted
Winnipeg, MB
64, joined Sep. 2008
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I keep putting my head up my arse.
My friends keep pulling it out.
I often forget to shave so the bristles scratch the soft tissues around the annul sphincter.
I am not willing to give up my friends.
Does anyone have any suggestions for my awful plight?
Sincerely,
D
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| 5/14/2016 8:59:12 PM |
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karrpilot
Oswego, IL
53, joined Jul. 2009
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Yes. Cut back on your Whiskey intake. Your friends are probably Jim, Jack, Johnny Walker, Colonel Taylor, and your old Grand Dad, correct?
You don't have to give up your friends, but just see a lot less of them might be a step in the right direction. 
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| 5/15/2016 8:02:23 PM |
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driver406
Saint Paul, MN
65, joined Oct. 2009
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If your head is always up your a** then this is a clear sign that you re a LIBERAL. Become a conservative and you will see the light.
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| 5/16/2016 7:17:22 PM |
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d_voted
Winnipeg, MB
64, joined Sep. 2008
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On many issues I am more conservative than most conservatives - particularly in the arena of my own moral decision; on the issue of drugs and alcohol consumption; on the view of financial accountability and a variety of other issues.
Where I am 'liberal' is in social justice issues; 'unbridled capitalism' that has no restraints (which evolves into Flint Michigan with no oversight which is the proper duty of government); equal pay for equal work; race issues; colonization and interference with governments in Latin and South America as well as the Middle East and Africa.
I find the American exceptionalism revolting and vain. I also find the Christian Fundamentalism that supports racism and white supremacy sick and void of any theological justification. Anti-Semitism; sexism; racism all are vile.
On the other hand I don't condone Israel's refusal to incorporate the Palestinian population into the mainstream AND the refusal of America to support the Palestinian people with jobs and hope for the future.
So it is not something that someone can suggest that I am on one side of the political divide or the other.
The 'head up my ass' is not a result of my political views, it is a matter of habitual folly.
D
PS: thanks for you opinionated response.
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| 6/5/2016 7:31:37 PM |
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marriedncheatin
Twin Falls, ID
50, joined Jul. 2012
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Op I hear Astroglide works extremely well
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| 6/23/2016 7:59:27 PM |
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driver406
Saint Paul, MN
65, joined Oct. 2009
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Get a brain would be a good start.
Begin using a butt plug permanently. Then you won't be able to show your head where the sun doesn't shine.
On the other hand the Democrats have had their heads up their a** for at least 50 years!
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| 7/2/2016 5:07:03 AM |
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bumblebee7
Fort Payne, AL
62, joined Apr. 2011
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Sure...
you've started out with sticking small things in it...but kept getting use to it and wanting bigger and bigger things.
Finally, you got to the point, you'd stick your head in it to get off.
Get yourself an umbrella, in fact you should have started with that....because you can adjust it bigger and bigger.
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| 9/12/2016 8:08:05 PM |
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driver406
Saint Paul, MN
65, joined Oct. 2009
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Your boss kick it again? The Mistress isn't bringing out the dildo for you is she?
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| 10/9/2016 10:45:05 PM |
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driver406
Saint Paul, MN
65, joined Oct. 2009
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 Another junior high post!
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| 1/18/2017 1:45:22 PM |
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sillylaugher61
Murrysville, PA
55, joined Aug. 2011
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D was always a douchebag!
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