5/29/2016 12:58:42 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
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...(Personnel Interviewer)...Did you serve in the military?
...(Job Applicant)... Yes, sir, I did.
...Do you have any disability?
...Yes, did I do. But I don't want to be treated any differently than any other employee.
...What happened to cause your disability?
...Well, sir, I served two tours in VietNam. A hand grenade landed between my legs and blew off my testicles.
...You're hired! Start Monday at 10 am.
...Thank you, sir. What time does everybody else start?
...They all start at 7 am but just sit around until 10 am scratching their balls wondering what to do.
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6/16/2016 11:56:50 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Life
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6/17/2016 10:56:54 AM |
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saruman256
Belleville, IL
61, joined Jun. 2007
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Oh that was cute !
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6/17/2016 10:36:07 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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TY
If someone is deaf what language does the voice in their head speak?
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6/19/2016 7:24:08 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Age
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6/21/2016 8:15:36 AM |
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cheekdaddy
Anniston, AL
47, joined Oct. 2008
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having to read nonsense, right cupocheer?
im gonna stop buying a newspaper.
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6/21/2016 8:50:40 AM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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You can read!?!
Tolerance
Cheeky... If you stop buying a newspaper you won't be able to practice your crossword skills.
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6/21/2016 10:59:27 AM |
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cheekdaddy
Anniston, AL
47, joined Oct. 2008
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wonder why cross words are not in crossword puzzles?
something to think about d cupocheer
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6/21/2016 4:11:17 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Because the 'big puzzle' is published on Sunday.
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6/21/2016 4:25:32 PM |
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cheekdaddy
Anniston, AL
47, joined Oct. 2008
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im a pushover. only because i have a big heart. my son exploits that.
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6/22/2016 12:17:07 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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That could be considered senior abuse of you are in a protected category.
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6/22/2016 2:03:04 PM |
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cheekdaddy
Anniston, AL
47, joined Oct. 2008
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he is 13 so and hasnt hit grown any yet. he will though.
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6/23/2016 10:06:34 AM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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A man needs to get an artificial eye due to a work injury.
The eye doctor shows him a glass eye and a wooden eye.
He can only afford the wooden eye so he buys it.
He is embarrassed to have a wooden eye and doesn't socialize.
He hears of a dance for people with disabilities and decides that he would risk going.
When he gets to the dance he sees a beautiful young lady with a peg leg that no one has asked to dance.
He walks up to her and says, "Would you like to dance?"
She says, "Would I?!"
"Peg leg!!!", he shouted back.
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6/24/2016 8:04:50 AM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
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6/24/2016 9:26:47 AM |
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cheekdaddy
Anniston, AL
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thank you cupocheer. i saw you and instantly felt better.
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6/24/2016 3:49:11 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Harumph!
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6/24/2016 4:11:45 PM |
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cheekdaddy
Anniston, AL
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cupocheer, have you noticed how lately you always on top... you think of good things
to say before me.
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6/25/2016 10:10:08 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Not really.
I don't pay too much attention to most of the stuff on DH.
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6/25/2016 10:15:50 PM |
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cheekdaddy
Anniston, AL
47, joined Oct. 2008
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WHAT!!! im offended now! you accused me of being a BS'er!
i'll have you know i'm an A+ BS'er,thank you ... hmmf!!!
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6/25/2016 10:45:20 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Thin-skinned?
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6/26/2016 7:43:55 AM |
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cheekdaddy
Anniston, AL
47, joined Oct. 2008
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i wasnt upset, only kidding.
boxer: coach, why do i bleed during sparring?
coach: you're a wimp and to thin skinned.
have a wonderful day.
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6/26/2016 10:35:43 AM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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I only asked a question, why can't you understand that?
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6/26/2016 2:20:33 PM |
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cheekdaddy
Anniston, AL
47, joined Oct. 2008
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ok on here i may be perceived as thin skinned but really i am a patient man.
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6/26/2016 2:34:24 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
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6/26/2016 4:36:13 PM |
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cheekdaddy
Anniston, AL
47, joined Oct. 2008
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im disabled??? just how does disabled feel?
actually yes but it dont bother me. it
does its thing and i do mine.
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6/26/2016 6:51:03 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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I'm not disabled.
I'm handi-abled.
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6/26/2016 7:57:49 PM |
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cheekdaddy
Anniston, AL
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right on cupocheer. YOU SURE ARE!!!
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6/26/2016 10:58:27 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
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6/27/2016 7:50:58 AM |
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cheekdaddy
Anniston, AL
47, joined Oct. 2008
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good morning cuposheer panty hose in the plastic egg.
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6/27/2016 8:21:43 AM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Good morning, Cheeky. ('nuff said)
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6/27/2016 2:25:17 PM |
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cheekdaddy
Anniston, AL
47, joined Oct. 2008
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my last week in this aptmnt. its tuff saying bye to
your friends you've lived by around for many years.
feeling down
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6/27/2016 10:58:17 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Love
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6/27/2016 11:01:48 PM |
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cheekdaddy
Anniston, AL
47, joined Oct. 2008
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thank you you are a special
lady.
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6/27/2016 11:53:07 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Thank you, Cheeky, but I am nothing special. Just an old woman with time on her hands who likes to make people laugh and forget their troubles for a brief moment or two.
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6/28/2016 9:36:52 AM |
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cheekdaddy
Anniston, AL
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6/28/2016 10:58:36 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
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6/29/2016 7:37:49 AM |
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cheekdaddy
Anniston, AL
47, joined Oct. 2008
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living far away from my new friend.
but luckily, i amuse her as she does me.
she amuses me too. what were you thinking???
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6/30/2016 10:53:59 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Allergies
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7/1/2016 2:39:24 PM |
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cheekdaddy
Anniston, AL
47, joined Oct. 2008
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well sweet, its friday. my last day here. tomorrow im off to my new home. i dont know
how long i'll be offline but just smile and know we'll carry on more later.
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7/3/2016 9:56:28 AM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Americans don't have physical disabilities. They have American ability.
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7/4/2016 5:33:40 PM |
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cheekdaddy
Anniston, AL
47, joined Oct. 2008
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being nice in a world of haters
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7/4/2016 8:26:00 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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I understood you to say that you were moving. How's it going?
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7/4/2016 11:44:25 PM |
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cheekdaddy
Anniston, AL
47, joined Oct. 2008
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I got moved. still unpacking, though it easier than i originally thought.
fireworks going off tonight. its nice fun. hope the best for you also.
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7/4/2016 11:54:13 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
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7/5/2016 7:10:45 AM |
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cheekdaddy
Anniston, AL
47, joined Oct. 2008
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pepperoni pizza
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7/5/2016 11:56:14 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Time
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7/6/2016 8:22:38 AM |
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cheekdaddy
Anniston, AL
47, joined Oct. 2008
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not being able to drive
because of my accident
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7/7/2016 11:23:17 AM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Vehicles can be modified in all kinds of ways to accommodate handi-abled persons.
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7/7/2016 7:14:38 PM |
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cheekdaddy
Anniston, AL
47, joined Oct. 2008
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settling for things
not pushing myself
like i should have.
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7/7/2016 7:18:48 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Never settle
Set a goal
Reach for the stars
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7/7/2016 11:14:35 PM |
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cheekdaddy
Anniston, AL
47, joined Oct. 2008
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new place, new feeling, new women
although i do wish ...
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7/8/2016 8:00:53 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Hope you enjoy your Friday evening scouting out new haunts.
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7/8/2016 9:35:03 PM |
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cheekdaddy
Anniston, AL
47, joined Oct. 2008
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sitting here, watchin a movie (310 to uma)
havin tuna sandwiches, chips, &and sweet tea
what a way to live.
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7/8/2016 10:37:57 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Whew!
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7/8/2016 11:00:23 PM |
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cheekdaddy
Anniston, AL
47, joined Oct. 2008
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that wouldnt be a hint of jealousy
i see in your post? nah couldnt be...
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7/8/2016 11:45:43 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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No, cheeky. I don't experience jealousy anymore. When I became a woman I put away childish things.
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7/8/2016 11:57:31 PM |
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cheekdaddy
Anniston, AL
47, joined Oct. 2008
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well it was a nice thought anyway
i totally understand, that big words
and flowers may throw some people off
but i aint some people. besides i havent
had my cereal tonight so i get a little
anxious.
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7/8/2016 11:59:20 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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7/9/2016 12:01:55 AM |
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cheekdaddy
Anniston, AL
47, joined Oct. 2008
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you are fun to play with
cause you give it right back.
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7/9/2016 11:49:42 AM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Why, thank you, Cheeky. I'm sure you're opinion will change, given time.
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