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12/20/2016 11:12:29 PM May the bird of parodice  

stargazzer
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Fly up your nose




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12/21/2016 8:20:46 AM May the bird of parodice  

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(this post has been flagged as inappropriate, sorry.)

12/21/2016 8:36:22 AM May the bird of parodice  
sankie1
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Thanks Star for this thread. It's one of my favorite sayings.

12/21/2016 12:38:27 PM May the bird of parodice  

orz
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With my luck wouldnt be a bird of Paradise. It would be one of my chickens!! May you find a $20 in the pocket of that old coat you havent worn.

12/21/2016 6:21:30 PM May the bird of parodice  
sankie1
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I think the next line is:

May your wife be plagued with runners in her hose.

12/21/2016 9:31:52 PM May the bird of parodice  

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Up your nose with a rubber hose
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(TV show - ???)

12/21/2016 10:37:16 PM May the bird of parodice  

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May the bird of paradise fly up yer nose.....
May an elephant caress you with his toes.....
May your wife be plagued with runners in her hose.....
May the bird of paradise fly up your nose.....

Still makes me grin!

12/21/2016 11:37:57 PM May the bird of parodice  

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I wish I could grow a Bird of Paradise instead of roses

12/22/2016 6:38:23 AM May the bird of parodice  

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12/22/2016 7:42:31 AM May the bird of parodice  

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(this post has been flagged as inappropriate, sorry.)

12/22/2016 7:46:23 AM May the bird of parodice  
sankie1
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Quote from bub0492:
May the bird of paradise fly up yer nose.....
May an elephant caress you with his toes.....
May your wife be plagued with runners in her hose.....
May the bird of paradise fly up your nose.....

Still makes me grin!


Me too. Have always enjoyed this song. Then there is another that I like a lot. It starts out "Hello Ms. Johnson, you self rightous biddy". It's about this guy in a bar talking to a pretty woman and this church woman comes in and starts looking down her nose at him for his sinful ways. The part I like the best is when he says "Me and the Good Lord will have a talk tonight, and if you're nice I'll put in a good word for you". Says it all in a few words.

12/22/2016 7:58:34 AM May the bird of parodice  

ireneann
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I found it Sankie!!!!!!!

written by Bill Anderson

Hello Mrs. Johnson you self-righteous woman
Sunday School teacher what brings you out slumming
Do you reckon the preacher would approve where you are
Standing here visiting with a back-sliding Christian
In a neighborhood bar

Well yes that's my bottle and yes that's my glass
And I see you're eye balling this pretty young lass
It ain't none of your business but yes she's with me
And we don't need no sermon you self-righteous woman
Just let us be

The Lord knows I'm drinking and running around
And He don't need your loud mouth informing the town
The Lord knows I'm sinning and sinning ain't right
But me and the Good Lord's gonna have us a good talk
Later tonight

Goodbye Mrs. Johnson you self-righteous biddy
I don't need your preaching and I don't need your pity
So go back to whatever you hypocrites do
And when I talk to Heaven be nice and I'll put in
A good word for you

12/22/2016 12:09:14 PM May the bird of parodice  

orz
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I heard a funny song...It is by Randy Sabien and is called Bulkin' Up for Winter. It is on youtube.

12/23/2016 9:31:53 AM May the bird of parodice  
sankie1
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Quote from orz:
I heard a funny song...It is by Randy Sabien and is called Bulkin' Up for Winter. It is on youtube.


Thanks Irene for posting that song. I love it. Will have to look up the one Orz suggested.

Guess the songs that we like tell a lot about our personality. My favorites are:
May The Bird of Paradise
Hello, Mrs Johnson
Harper Valley PTA

Then when I really want to slide back in memories I like "Blue Eyes Crying In the Rain".

12/23/2016 9:41:23 AM May the bird of parodice  

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Quote from maggievalleymtn:





Really??? You'd better have your meds checked!!These two have done nothing for the good of the United States and if the truth be known they would probably spend the rest of their worthless lives in prison.

Semper Fi !!!

12/23/2016 10:12:33 AM May the bird of parodice  

maggievalleymtn
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Another Fox "News" Fool I see...not an independent thought in his head...Obama saved your fat a** from the Great Bush Recession (almost to become a depression) even with Repubiturds obstructing him AT EVERY TURN. I bet Fox or Rush didn't "splain" that to you...you old angry white man. They just fueled your hatred towards that "uppity colored man" in the White House for 8 solid years.

Since the theme of this thread is birds...Birds of a feather flock together!






12/23/2016 12:35:29 PM May the bird of parodice  

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............Your Shit is getting OLD MAGGOT MOUTH...

12/23/2016 12:44:12 PM May the bird of parodice  

maggievalleymtn
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I wouldn't want to hear the truth, either, rotten-ballsMorlies, if Iwas a Dumpster.

12/23/2016 4:54:25 PM May the bird of parodice  

ireneann
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Quote from sankie1:
Thanks Irene for posting that song. I love it. Will have to look up the one Orz suggested.

Guess the songs that we like tell a lot about our personality. My favorites are:
May The Bird of Paradise
Hello, Mrs Johnson
Harper Valley PTA

Then when I really want to slide back in memories I like "Blue Eyes Crying In the Rain".




Bulkin' up for winter~~~~~~~~

https://youtu.be/kqVwETYtm3s

Well I got as far as that! I did listen and it is a good song. I just can not find the words.

12/24/2016 7:11:00 AM May the bird of parodice  

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12/24/2016 9:01:16 AM May the bird of parodice  
sankie1
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Star,

Is it time for you to put a lid on this thread, because it's turning into another political bill board by the poster that often calls you bad names? Just asking?

12/24/2016 9:47:46 AM May the bird of parodice  

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Quote from sankie1:
Star,

Is it time for you to put a lid on this thread, because it's turning into another political bill board by the poster that often calls you bad names? Just asking?

Done

12/24/2016 12:50:20 PM May the bird of parodice  
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Done


Good Job and Merry Christmas. You've been a good boy this year, so bet Santa drops into see you tonight.

12/27/2016 10:58:45 AM May the bird of parodice  

stargazzer
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A good place for this thread is right on top of cup

12/27/2016 12:19:48 PM May the bird of parodice  

orz
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I find it pathetic when someone is so bent that she rags and rags. As if the world gives an F what SHE thinks. What a joke. I guess we may need to all block her, like cup. The sad thing is they have some good thoughts that get blocked also. I see George Michael died. I know the name but one of those singers I never really paid attention to. Now hear some of the songs..guess he was good. Oh well. Sounds like he was a druggie. That is what takes most of them out. Good thing we all led healthy lives.

12/27/2016 12:58:06 PM May the bird of parodice  

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May the bird of paradise take Carrie by both wings and lead her to a place of peace!

Carrie Frances Fisher[1] (October 21, 1956 – December 27, 2016) was an American actress, screenwriter, author, producer, and speaker. She was known for playing Princess Leia in the Star Wars films. Fisher was also known for her semi-autobiographical novels, including Postcards from the Edge and the screenplay for the film of the same name, as well as her autobiographical one-woman play and its nonfiction book, Wishful Drinking, based on the show. Her other film roles included Shampoo (1975), The Blues Brothers (1980), Hannah and Her Sisters (1986), The 'Burbs (1989), and When Harry Met Sally... (1989).

and on and on!!

12/29/2016 10:46:21 AM May the bird of parodice  

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Always willing to help one's dearest friends!!!

12/29/2016 11:14:48 AM May the bird of parodice  

orz
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Good one. I remember reading about a farmer whos pasture was covered in pot. The cops came and attacked the field and cut it all down. The farmer stood watching them leaning on the fence. A neighbor asked him what was going on. Farmer said idiots are weeding my field for me. Been trying to get rid of that damn crap for years. Joke is on them cause it will grow back just as much next spring.

12/30/2016 8:19:52 AM May the bird of parodice  

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12/30/2016 10:55:12 PM May the bird of parodice  

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12/31/2016 6:47:37 AM May the bird of parodice  

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Now ..and for eternity!

12/31/2016 8:14:33 AM May the bird of parodice  

stargazzer
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May the Bird take a dump on the one below

12/31/2016 8:24:15 AM May the bird of parodice  

stargazzer
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And again

1/1/2017 4:18:17 PM May the bird of parodice  

orz
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Figured right away she died of a broken heart. They could save money, double up in the coffin. My bad...

1/1/2017 8:42:47 PM May the bird of parodice  

ireneann
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Yes! lolol OMG!

1/2/2017 8:53:48 AM May the bird of parodice  

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Quote from stargazzer:
May the Bird take a dump on the one below


1/2/2017 9:01:54 AM May the bird of parodice  

stargazzer
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same