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de_aardbei
Montreal, QC
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Well this didn't turn out too good. My vocabulary only improved by two words. That bastard Burt!
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| 4/18/2017 8:31:21 PM |
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stanleyzee
Dayton, OH
60, joined Dec. 2012
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Booboos
Op is adjacent to us
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de_aardbei
Montreal, QC
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He's in a parallel universe. 
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| 4/18/2017 8:38:26 PM |
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stanleyzee
Dayton, OH
60, joined Dec. 2012
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Stretching beyond the x y axis of sanity 
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| 4/18/2017 8:39:42 PM |
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cherisays
Bloomingdale, GA
52, joined Dec. 2014
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Burt's wife finally got the basement remodeled, Burt wont be able to connect to the interweb unless he escapes, which is unlikely.
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| 4/18/2017 11:54:05 PM |
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countryladypoet
Clarion, PA
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| 4/19/2017 7:02:38 AM |
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Olaf_the_german
Houston, TX
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Today's word is dedicated to The Coven:
besom
[bee-zuh m]
noun
1.
a broom, especially one of brush or twigs.
2.
broom (def 2).
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| 4/19/2017 7:10:36 AM |
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jakebearr
Simi Valley, CA
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Ernie has a distinctive, chuckling laugh (a trait he shares with his baby cousin Ernestine). His appearance and clothing contrast noticeably with Bert, as he is the shorter and stouter of the pair, wears a shirt with horizontal stripes as opposed to Bert's vertical ones, and has a head that is wider than it is high. In addition, Ernie has no visible eyebrows, while Bert displays a unibrow.
Ernie is well known for his fondness for baths with his Rubber Duckie, and for trying to learn to play the saxophone. Ernie is also known for keeping Bert awake at night, for reasons such as wanting to play the drums, wanting to count something (like sheep), to observe something like a blackout, or even because he is waiting for his upstairs neighbor to drop his shoes.
Many Ernie and Bert sketches involve Ernie wanting to play a game with Bert, who would much rather do something else (like read). Ernie keeps annoying Bert with the game until Bert joins — and usually, by the time Bert starts enjoying the game, Ernie is tired of playing the game and wants to do something else. Other sketches have involved them sharing some food by dividing it equally, only for one of them to have a bit more than the other, leading Ernie to make it even by eating the extra piece.
Ernie makes appearances without Bert. He has regularly appeared in skits with Cookie Monster, Sherlock Hemlock and Lefty the Salesman. From season 33 (2002) until season 36 (2005), he and Big Bird starred in a daily segment called "Journey to Ernie".
Ernie was one of the hosts of the show Play with Me Sesame. One regular segment that he hosted was "Ernie Says", a variation of "Simon Says".
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| 4/19/2017 7:11:53 AM |
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Olaf_the_german
Houston, TX
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Burt not Bert.
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| 4/19/2017 7:13:35 AM |
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Childshgambino
New York, NY
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So did the op who was pretending to be Cawk Asian delete
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| 4/19/2017 7:14:57 AM |
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jakebearr
Simi Valley, CA
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Bert in German is Burt 
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| 4/19/2017 7:17:05 AM |
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Olaf_the_german
Houston, TX
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So did the op who was pretending to be Cawk Asian delete
Op was never pretending to be cawkasian 
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| 4/19/2017 7:17:49 AM |
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Olaf_the_german
Houston, TX
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Bert in German is Burt
No it isn't. It's still Bert in German.
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Childshgambino
New York, NY
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Yea he was . Till he got called on it . Cuz everyone saw quickly that he wasn't that witty
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| 4/19/2017 7:23:06 AM |
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Olaf_the_german
Houston, TX
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Yea he was . Till he got called on it . Cuz everyone saw quickly that he wasn't that witty
You think cawk was witty huh...
Possible 'chatting' detected.
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| 4/19/2017 7:43:04 AM |
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orchidpurple
Milan
Italy
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Today's word is dedicated to The Coven:
besom
[bee-zuh m]
noun
1.
a broom, especially one of brush or twigs.
2.
broom (def 2).
Still not helpful to me. I'll wait for the next.
Ciao Olaf. How is your english brother?
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| 4/19/2017 7:44:05 AM |
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Olaf_the_german
Houston, TX
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Ciao Olaf. How is your english brother?
My English is pretty good sister. 
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| 4/19/2017 7:44:31 AM |
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orchidpurple
Milan
Italy
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| 4/19/2017 7:46:57 AM |
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Childshgambino
New York, NY
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You think cawk was witty huh...
Possible 'chatting' detected.
He was very sharp .
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| 4/19/2017 7:49:50 AM |
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Olaf_the_german
Houston, TX
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I thought he was pretty blunt...
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| 4/19/2017 7:55:15 AM |
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Childshgambino
New York, NY
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Probably a better adjective
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| 4/19/2017 7:56:08 AM |
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Olaf_the_german
Houston, TX
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^ He's talking about "pretty"
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| 4/19/2017 10:22:23 AM |
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queennawty
Middlesex
United Kingdom
45, joined Oct. 2015
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Hiya English Bob
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| 4/19/2017 10:24:55 AM |
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orchidpurple
Milan
Italy
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He is now
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| 4/19/2017 10:59:20 AM |
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Olaf_the_german
Houston, TX
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Hiya English Bob
Hi sexy.
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| 4/19/2017 11:00:15 AM |
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de_aardbei
Montreal, QC
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International man of luv and mystery...^
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| 4/19/2017 11:05:33 AM |
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Olaf_the_german
Houston, TX
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I've been to Gay Paree
I've been to fancy france
I've been to anal Germany
and I've sharted in my pants.
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| 4/19/2017 11:09:56 AM |
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jer3552
Vale, OR
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there will be more of that after u hit fifty
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| 4/19/2017 11:11:23 AM |
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Olaf_the_german
Houston, TX
50, joined Feb. 2017
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It's the AARP membership I'm excited about.
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| 4/19/2017 11:12:34 AM |
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de_aardbei
Montreal, QC
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Ah yes. Looking forward to the early bird breaky specials...
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| 4/19/2017 11:13:33 AM |
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jer3552
Vale, OR
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lots of women at the bingo halls
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| 4/19/2017 11:18:05 AM |
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Olaf_the_german
Houston, TX
50, joined Feb. 2017
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Two fat ladies...88!
Legs 11!
Can't wait 
Possible 'Fallopian tubing' detected.
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| 4/19/2017 11:21:25 AM |
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archer513
Cincinnati, OH
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lots of dried up old hags at the bingo halls
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| 4/19/2017 11:27:15 AM |
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Olaf_the_german
Houston, TX
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Going in a bingo hall is like going into the gas chambers at Auschwitz...all the damn smoke.
Seems like smoking 40 a day is a requirement to play bingo.
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jer3552
Vale, OR
62, joined Oct. 2013
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bingo is not for sissies
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| 4/19/2017 11:33:14 AM |
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Olaf_the_german
Houston, TX
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Archer, dried up old hags need love too.
...just lubricate them up real good first.
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archer513
Cincinnati, OH
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I'd lubricant a hot young corpse,before a live old hag
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| 4/19/2017 12:30:51 PM |
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de_aardbei
Montreal, QC
35, joined Mar. 2017
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At what age does old haghood begin?
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| 4/19/2017 12:35:49 PM |
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archer513
Cincinnati, OH
43, joined Dec. 2014
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There's no age.
Some wimmins are sexy at 60
Some hags at 50
All about the up keep
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| 4/19/2017 12:38:37 PM |
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orchidpurple
Milan
Italy
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some at 30, 40...all sorts
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easttowest72
Bremen, GA
45, joined Sep. 2014
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lots of women at the bingo halls
since men die first, the men that are left will eventually be treated like kings. We went to eat after church. I noticed the table across from is was about 4 women fighting to sit by one guy. He looked about 80. But they acted like he was gold
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| 4/19/2017 12:53:51 PM |
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orchidpurple
Milan
Italy
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How did they look?
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| 4/19/2017 12:57:29 PM |
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4uijack
New Port Richey, FL
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Like gold diggers
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| 4/19/2017 12:58:48 PM |
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easttowest72
Bremen, GA
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They were all old as hell too. The guy sat quiet like a kid being told what to do.
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| 4/19/2017 12:59:00 PM |
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orchidpurple
Milan
Italy
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| 4/19/2017 1:02:35 PM |
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archer513
Cincinnati, OH
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since men die first, the men that are left will eventually be treated like kings. We went to eat after church. I noticed the table across from is was about 4 women fighting to sit by one guy. He looked about 80. But they acted like he was gold
The lesson here...Quit bein picky ladies or you'll be 1 of 5 old biddies fighting for a guy just because he's breathing
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| 4/19/2017 1:03:59 PM |
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orchidpurple
Milan
Italy
44, joined Feb. 2017
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Possible 'chatting' detected. You have already posted in this thread recently. Please wait for some other people to reply before posting in this thread again, or wait like an hour or so, whichever comes first. Sorry for the inconvenience.
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| 4/19/2017 1:18:19 PM |
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easttowest72
Bremen, GA
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The lesson here...Quit bein picky ladies or you'll be 1 of 5 old biddies fighting for a guy just because he's breathing
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| 4/19/2017 1:19:17 PM |
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de_aardbei
Montreal, QC
35, joined Mar. 2017
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The man should be 7 yrs younger on average since they give up sooner it would seem.
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| 4/19/2017 1:28:35 PM |
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orchidpurple
Milan
Italy
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women age earlier though, usually.
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| 4/19/2017 1:39:26 PM |
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foreal2015
Cadiz, OH
35, joined Aug. 2015
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 younger women they like to play too many games
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| 4/19/2017 1:41:56 PM |
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de_aardbei
Montreal, QC
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That is true so we are back to older man/younger woman re: women aging faster...
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| 4/19/2017 1:43:59 PM |
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archer513
Cincinnati, OH
43, joined Dec. 2014
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women age earlier though, usually.
Exactly
Men get sexier as we age and women smash head first into the wall
Us men may die earlier,but we leave handsome corpses.
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| 4/19/2017 1:44:52 PM |
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orchidpurple
Milan
Italy
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I hate to admit it, but yeah. Pretty much archer.
@handsome corpses.
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| 4/19/2017 1:47:28 PM |
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archer513
Cincinnati, OH
43, joined Dec. 2014
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Don't worry alba,you got a few more ice cream seasons left in ya
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| 4/19/2017 1:48:55 PM |
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orchidpurple
Milan
Italy
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Jesus, that sounds sad.  I better hurry.
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| 4/19/2017 1:49:25 PM |
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de_aardbei
Montreal, QC
35, joined Mar. 2017
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...Necrophilia wink wink nudge nudge 
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| 4/19/2017 1:52:26 PM |
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easttowest72
Bremen, GA
45, joined Sep. 2014
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The man should be 7 yrs younger on average since they give up sooner it would seem.
My step-dad was 10 years younger. Mom outlived him by 5 years. Men have thicker skin but the aging process has alot to do with genetics and how someone lives their life. Alot of men eat fast food or restaurant every meal and it ruins their body. Plus men usually have hair loss.
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| 4/19/2017 1:53:50 PM |
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de_aardbei
Montreal, QC
35, joined Mar. 2017
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I don't care about men's hair just mine own.
Eta: well unless its a combover-yikes!
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| 4/19/2017 1:56:37 PM |
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archer513
Cincinnati, OH
43, joined Dec. 2014
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bishes luv rubbin my bald heads...
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