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6/5/2017 11:07:52 AM Burt's word of the day. | Page 20  
Olaf_the_german
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lightning
[lahyt-ning]

1.
a brilliant electric spark discharge in the atmosphere, occurring within a thundercloud, between clouds, or between a cloud and the ground.
verb (used without object), lightninged, lightning.
2.
to emit a flash or flashes of lightning (often used impersonally with it as subject):
If it starts to lightning, we'd better go inside.
adjective
3.
of, relating to, or resembling lightning, especially in regard to speed of movement:
lightning flashes; lightning speed.

Burt seems unimpressed by the lightning strike that took out his Modem, Router, DVD player, HDMI box and Android box yesterday...VERY UNIMPRESSED.

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6/5/2017 11:13:14 AM Burt's word of the day. | Page 20  

stanleyzee
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Quote from Olaf_the_german:
lightning
[lahyt-ning]

1.
a brilliant electric spark discharge in the atmosphere, occurring within a thundercloud, between clouds, or between a cloud and the ground.
verb (used without object), lightninged, lightning.
2.
to emit a flash or flashes of lightning (often used impersonally with it as subject):
If it starts to lightning, we'd better go inside.
adjective
3.
of, relating to, or resembling lightning, especially in regard to speed of movement:
lightning flashes; lightning speed.

Burt seems unimpressed by the lightning strike that took out his Modem, Router, DVD player, HDMI box and Android box yesterday...VERY UNIMPRESSED.


6/5/2017 11:16:48 AM Burt's word of the day. | Page 20  

archer513
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Surge protector

6/5/2017 11:21:01 AM Burt's word of the day. | Page 20  

stanleyzee
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I have one

Germ how long did u suffer with silence



[Edited 6/5/2017 11:21:59 AM ]

6/5/2017 12:08:38 PM Burt's word of the day. | Page 20  
Olaf_the_german
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Quote from archer513:
Surge protector


All were on surge protectors...problem was it came down the Xfinity cable line (the lightning strike was on the property) ...hence took out the HDMI box (and the stuff that was connected to it) and modem/router.

Not a lot you can do about a direct strike...F**k you god.

6/5/2017 12:10:17 PM Burt's word of the day. | Page 20  
Olaf_the_german
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Quote from stanleyzee:
I have one

Germ how long did u suffer with silence


I immediately went to best buy and got a new modem..I had a shitty old router but will be going getting a better one at lunch time from microcenter.

HDMI box has been ordered from Ebay, DVD player..no plans to replace..kodi/android box I had two so using the other one for now.

6/5/2017 12:11:09 PM Burt's word of the day. | Page 20  
cupocheer
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Apparently God beat YOU to the punch.

6/5/2017 12:11:27 PM Burt's word of the day. | Page 20  
Olaf_the_german
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ISIS have claimed responsibility.

6/5/2017 12:20:58 PM Burt's word of the day. | Page 20  

archer513
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Quote from Olaf_the_german:
All were on surge protectors...problem was it came down the Xfinity cable line (the lightning strike was on the property) ...hence took out the HDMI box (and the stuff that was connected to it) and modem/router.

Not a lot you can do about a direct strike...F**k you god.


My kodi box quit workin. How do you update those things? I've heard they are cracking down on them. Got one of those loaded boxes off eBay (android) it worked pretty good for a while...



[Edited 6/5/2017 12:21:34 PM ]

6/5/2017 12:25:59 PM Burt's word of the day. | Page 20  
orchid1973
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Italy
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Quote from Olaf_the_german:
F**k you god.


Good morning GCMG.


Archer, how have you been?



[Edited 6/5/2017 12:26:27 PM ]

6/5/2017 12:28:11 PM Burt's word of the day. | Page 20  
Olaf_the_german
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Quote from archer513:
My kodi box quit workin. How do you update those things? I've heard they are cracking down on them. Got one of those loaded boxes off eBay (android) it worked pretty good for a while...


First delete kodi and then reinstall it from the play store or directly from the kodi website. (currently version 17.3)

https://kodi.tv/download

Then install a complete build following one of the youtube guides like this one...this is the one I'm currently using. (actual guide starts a 8:40)

https://youtu.be/AjgvQZa-nFQ



[Edited 6/5/2017 12:29:41 PM ]

6/5/2017 12:40:47 PM Burt's word of the day. | Page 20  

stanleyzee
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At least ur getting back on track

GOD might be warning u

6/5/2017 12:43:02 PM Burt's word of the day. | Page 20  
Olaf_the_german
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Maybe..on Saturday an old guy in a Lincoln ran into the back of my car too...


...I'm almost glad to be back at work...almost.



[Edited 6/5/2017 12:43:34 PM ]

6/5/2017 12:45:50 PM Burt's word of the day. | Page 20  

stanleyzee
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U need a pink crystal or a garlic bulb to ward off evil or bad things happening to u

6/5/2017 12:55:42 PM Burt's word of the day. | Page 20  

stl1
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Quote from Olaf_the_german:
Maybe..on Saturday an old guy in a Lincoln ran into the back of my car too...


...I'm almost glad to be back at work...almost.





Bad things come in threes.

You'll probably meet your next ex-wife soon.



6/5/2017 12:56:04 PM Burt's word of the day. | Page 20  

archer513
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Thanks man,I'll give it a shot

@alba

Been on vacay...actually workin my a** off in the backyard Doin manly physical labor

6/5/2017 1:10:33 PM Burt's word of the day. | Page 20  
orchid1973
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Quote from archer513:

@alba

Been on vacay...actually workin my a** off in the backyard Doin manly physical labor


Pics.



[Edited 6/5/2017 1:10:44 PM ]

6/5/2017 1:11:56 PM Burt's word of the day. | Page 20  

sandcrabs
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Quote from orchid1973:
Pics.




6/5/2017 1:14:21 PM Burt's word of the day. | Page 20  

jer3552
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i did a background check on Archer, his real name is Frank N. Stein, his father was a scientist

6/5/2017 2:49:43 PM Burt's word of the day. | Page 20  
de_aardbei
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Who da babymomma tho?

6/5/2017 2:58:04 PM Burt's word of the day. | Page 20  

archer513
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Jer hurted my feelings

6/5/2017 2:58:35 PM Burt's word of the day. | Page 20  
de_aardbei
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Ok come here.../hugs.

6/5/2017 3:02:38 PM Burt's word of the day. | Page 20  

archer513
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*squeezes butt

6/5/2017 3:07:13 PM Burt's word of the day. | Page 20  

stanleyzee
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Grilly how the hell u doing

6/5/2017 3:28:52 PM Burt's word of the day. | Page 20  
de_aardbei
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Oh lord zee! Send me patience and strength!!

6/5/2017 4:27:46 PM Burt's word of the day. | Page 20  

stanleyzee
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Quote from de_aardbei:
Oh lord zee! Send me patience and strength!!
read Proverbs

6/6/2017 7:14:54 AM Burt's word of the day. | Page 20  

jer3552
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im patiently waiting for the Prof. to give me the word of the day....he is tardy

6/6/2017 7:15:54 AM Burt's word of the day. | Page 20  
de_aardbei
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The "prof" is too cool for school today.

6/6/2017 7:17:43 AM Burt's word of the day. | Page 20  

jer3552
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he is a scallywag

6/6/2017 7:20:58 AM Burt's word of the day. | Page 20  
cupocheer
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Hello. I will be your substitute today until your usual instructor arrives.

Call me whatever you like -- you will anyway.

Now, let's get started --


Today's word is Scrutiny..

Use it correctly in a sentence.

GO

6/6/2017 7:22:37 AM Burt's word of the day. | Page 20  

jer3552
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dup of cheer was scrutinizing my scrotum, wow easy with the teeth teacher

6/6/2017 7:22:47 AM Burt's word of the day. | Page 20  

mr_1234m
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Cups Scrutiny of jer resulted in his arrest for animal cruelty.

6/6/2017 7:24:07 AM Burt's word of the day. | Page 20  
de_aardbei
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Beautiful...clap clap

6/6/2017 7:35:07 AM Burt's word of the day. | Page 20  
Olaf_the_german
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interloper
[in-ter-loh-per]


noun
1.
a person who interferes or meddles in the affairs of others:
He was an athiest who felt like an interloper in this religious gathering.
2.
a person who intrudes into a region, field, or trade without a proper license.


Burt found it amusing that the quote from dictionary.com had the word "athiest" spelled wrong when it should be "atheist". Burt was satisfied in the fact his English skills were better than dictionary.com and he could only assume they had an interloper doing the proof reading.

6/6/2017 7:38:03 AM Burt's word of the day. | Page 20  

jer3552
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no one is as smart as burt

6/6/2017 7:39:17 AM Burt's word of the day. | Page 20  
cupocheer
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Upon further scrutiny it was discovered that the interloper had a small sex organ which, upon entry, retracted itself.

6/6/2017 7:43:10 AM Burt's word of the day. | Page 20  

jer3552
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ill bet cup makes most penises retract like a turtles head

6/6/2017 7:44:14 AM Burt's word of the day. | Page 20  
Olaf_the_german
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A retractable penis would be great for competition swimming...more streamline etc...as is right now mine is like a rudder on an ocean liner.



[Edited 6/6/2017 7:44:34 AM ]

6/6/2017 7:45:48 AM Burt's word of the day. | Page 20  

jer3552
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a ruddy rudder

6/6/2017 7:46:15 AM Burt's word of the day. | Page 20  
cupocheer
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F-

Your scrutiny is retracted.

6/6/2017 7:46:46 AM Burt's word of the day. | Page 20  
Olaf_the_german
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iceberg dead ahead!

6/6/2017 11:40:55 AM Burt's word of the day. | Page 20  

stl1
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Cold water = shrinkage.

6/6/2017 12:01:56 PM Burt's word of the day. | Page 20  
Olaf_the_german
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This steamer can shed a funnel or 2 and still make a wake...

6/6/2017 1:24:44 PM Burt's word of the day. | Page 20  
de_aardbei
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Make a wish...blow out a candle...

6/6/2017 1:25:30 PM Burt's word of the day. | Page 20  

mr_1234m
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Quote from de_aardbei:
Make a wish...blow out a candle...


It didn't work

6/6/2017 1:31:00 PM Burt's word of the day. | Page 20  
de_aardbei
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Well what did you wish for???

6/6/2017 1:31:33 PM Burt's word of the day. | Page 20  

mr_1234m
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Come sit on my lap and I'll tell ya

6/6/2017 1:32:02 PM Burt's word of the day. | Page 20  

stl1
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Quote from mr_1234m:
It didn't work



Yeah. Burt is still here.



6/6/2017 1:39:58 PM Burt's word of the day. | Page 20  
de_aardbei
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Stl, you're bad and hurtful.

Mr, but you gotta keep your hands where I can see them.

6/6/2017 2:12:32 PM Burt's word of the day. | Page 20  

jer3552
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Quote from de_aardbei:
Stl, you're bad and hurtful.

Mr, but you gotta keep your hands where I can see them.
okay, but I have my big candle that needs blown