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4/14/2017 3:00:27 PM Burt's word of the day.  
burt_hurt
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This is going to be an ongoing series, maybe it will help some of you.

Today's word is:


catawampus

[kat-uh-wom-puh s] Chiefly Midland and Southern U.S.
Word Origin

See more synonyms on Thesaurus.com
adjective
1.
askew; awry.
2.
positioned diagonally; cater-cornered.
adverb
3.
diagonally; obliquely:
We took a shortcut and walked catawampus across the field.

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4/14/2017 3:05:27 PM Burt's word of the day.  
orchidpurple
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This won't help me today. I'll wait for the next one.

4/14/2017 3:05:40 PM Burt's word of the day.  

patriottype
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I thought that word meant "the village wh*re" in a good way. When I hear that word I think about a women bent over with a dripping wet vagina.



[Edited 4/14/2017 3:06:18 PM ]

4/14/2017 3:07:06 PM Burt's word of the day.  
burt_hurt
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This won't help me today. I'll wait for the next one.

That'll be Monday sexy. I'll try to think of a suitable one that you might find useful.

4/14/2017 3:07:50 PM Burt's word of the day.  
burt_hurt
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I thought that word meant "the village wh*re" in a good way. When I hear that word I think about a women bent over with a dripping wet vagina.

I think you're confusing it with your mom..a common mistake.

4/14/2017 3:08:26 PM Burt's word of the day.  
queennawty
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Finally I'll learn English

4/14/2017 3:10:09 PM Burt's word of the day.  
orchidpurple
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That'll be Monday sexy. I'll try to think of a suitable one that you might find useful.


Hope you have a good weekend.

4/14/2017 3:13:57 PM Burt's word of the day.  

patriottype
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Quote from burt_hurt:
I thought that word meant "the village wh*re" in a good way. When I hear that word I think about a women bent over with a dripping wet vagina.

I think you're confusing it with your mom..a common mistake.
I am sorry you think of your mother as the "Village wh*re" but in a good way.

4/14/2017 3:14:24 PM Burt's word of the day.  
burt_hurt
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Finally I'll learn English

I might throw in some international ones here and there, we'll see.



[Edited 4/14/2017 3:15:48 PM ]

4/14/2017 3:14:52 PM Burt's word of the day.  
burt_hurt
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I am sorry you think of your mother as the "Village wh*re" but in a good way.

Apology accepted...this time.

4/14/2017 3:15:24 PM Burt's word of the day.  
de_aardbei
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Throw?

4/14/2017 3:16:12 PM Burt's word of the day.  
burt_hurt
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Yes, throw...look it up if you don't understand it..you only get 1 word a day from me.

4/14/2017 3:16:24 PM Burt's word of the day.  

playingindirt
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lol

4/14/2017 3:17:00 PM Burt's word of the day.  
queennawty
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Could ya find the definition for throwed?

4/14/2017 3:17:19 PM Burt's word of the day.  
de_aardbei
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Im all immigrantish. Be nice.

4/14/2017 3:18:02 PM Burt's word of the day.  
burt_hurt
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Throwed

I throwed a wobbly when she spat out me cum instead of swallowin it...



[Edited 4/14/2017 3:18:40 PM ]

4/14/2017 3:19:17 PM Burt's word of the day.  

stl1
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Quote from burt_hurt:
This won't help me today. I'll wait for the next one.

That'll be Monday sexy. I'll try to think of a suitable one that you might find useful.


May I suggest "catty cornered"?

4/14/2017 3:19:19 PM Burt's word of the day.  
de_aardbei
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I'm a bit offended. You define throwed but not throw....

4/14/2017 3:20:06 PM Burt's word of the day.  
sarahgoldsmith
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Than = more than = antes
Then = later, after = despues

What is so hard about those 2 words? Many Hispanic people don't know how to use it.

I am taller than you.
Let's eat fried chicken, then we'll go to the park.

No entiendes than y then, seƱora? Espanol mas cercana al English.
Aprender English, por favor!

Patriot es el murro. LOL

4/14/2017 3:20:29 PM Burt's word of the day.  
cupocheer
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We were making wild, passionate love and got all cattywampus in the bed and he fell off the bed and landed on his head, breaking his bone. The doctor at the emergency room said he would be stiff for a while but with a lot of physical therapy hevshoukd limber up, again, in due time.

4/14/2017 3:21:07 PM Burt's word of the day.  
burt_hurt
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I'm a bit offended. You define throwed but not throw....

Can't please everyone, though I try.

4/14/2017 3:27:54 PM Burt's word of the day.  
sarahgoldsmith
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Than = mas

Patriot: "Ms. Sarah mas intelligente que mi. Yo siento celosa."

Patriot es el puto.
Eso es verdad.

Nawty: "Yo tambien. You siento celoso."

^puta, pendejo!



[Edited 4/14/2017 3:30:18 PM ]

4/14/2017 3:31:05 PM Burt's word of the day.  

Suzhi
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Means all f**ked up..

4/14/2017 3:33:13 PM Burt's word of the day.  
queennawty
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^^ what hairclub said

4/14/2017 3:33:50 PM Burt's word of the day.  
cupocheer
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Not quite, Kin.

4/14/2017 3:41:19 PM Burt's word of the day.  

uber_goober
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"Ecoutez et repepetez.... Cah-tah-whompuss."

Tres bien!

She iz zo zexy. Ah want to explore hurr catawampus.



[Edited 4/14/2017 3:42:24 PM ]

4/14/2017 3:49:39 PM Burt's word of the day.  

patriottype
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Quote from sarahgoldsmith:
Than = mas

Patriot: "Ms. Sarah mas intelligente que mi. Yo siento celosa."

Patriot es el puto.
Eso es verdad.

Nawty: "Yo tambien. You siento celoso."

^puta, pendejo!
I made Sarah butt hurt

4/14/2017 4:04:22 PM Burt's word of the day.  

mylegsarecold
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Quote from patriottype:
I made Sarah butt hurt

Try not inserting your thing in a catawampus way.

4/14/2017 4:09:28 PM Burt's word of the day.  
cupocheer
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0#1

0#2

You are all cattywampus ifn 1 haint yer location.

4/14/2017 4:10:37 PM Burt's word of the day.  
queennawty
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Quote from patriottype:
I made Sarah butt hurt



Please inform Sarah dude that he comes off ignorant when trying to type a language he doesn't understand


And pendejo is male pendeja is female so Sarah dude es una pendeja cabrona chingada

4/14/2017 4:22:55 PM Burt's word of the day.  

patriottype
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Quote from queennawty:
Please inform Sarah dude that he comes off ignorant when trying to type a language he doesn't understand


And pendejo is male pendeja is female so Sarah dude es una pendeja cabrona chingada


4/14/2017 4:23:41 PM Burt's word of the day.  
queennawty
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Let the rant begin

4/14/2017 4:31:46 PM Burt's word of the day.  

sandcrabs
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Nawty love my Cawk,,, so the word is CAWK !

4/14/2017 4:34:30 PM Burt's word of the day.  
cupocheer
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Isn't cawk how a deranged crow sounds on a high voltage power line?

4/14/2017 4:36:01 PM Burt's word of the day.  

sandcrabs
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Quote from cupocheer:
Isn't cawk how a deranged crow sounds on a high voltage power line?


No that's the sound you make bent over with Mikey pounding.

4/14/2017 4:38:06 PM Burt's word of the day.  

jer3552
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4/14/2017 5:17:36 PM Burt's word of the day.  
queennawty
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Quote from sandcrabs:
No that's the sound you make bent over with Mikey pounding.



Ya feeding the trolls I see

4/14/2017 5:17:54 PM Burt's word of the day.  

illan615
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Quote from burt_hurt:
This is going to be an ongoing series, maybe it will help some of you.

Today's word is:


catawampus

[kat-uh-wom-puh s] Chiefly Midland and Southern U.S.
Word Origin

See more synonyms on Thesaurus.com
adjective
1.
askew; awry.
2.
positioned diagonally; cater-cornered.
adverb
3.
diagonally; obliquely:
We took a shortcut and walked catawampus across the field.


Why in the world would I use the word "catawampus" when askew or awry.. caty-corner would suffice? Remember the acronym KISS. Keep it simple stupid. Words with too many definitions allow for too much interpretations and is a hot path to miscommunication.

4/14/2017 7:31:35 PM Burt's word of the day.  

apokernut
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I ain't got time to learn geeky words that i'll never use from a dufus!

4/14/2017 7:35:11 PM Burt's word of the day.  

lovethelake17
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Quote from stl1:
May I suggest "catty cornered"?


Missouri speak? It's "kitty corner" in Minnesota.

But catty or kitty, it means something different than "cattywhompus" or"catawampus".




Oh, wait. You didn't mean to suggest it meant the same, did you? You were suggesting a new word.


Never mind.

4/14/2017 10:30:45 PM Burt's word of the day.  
cupocheer
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Quote from sandcrabs:
No that's the sound you make bent over with Mikey pounding.


Don't be jelly, dear.

4/14/2017 10:45:55 PM Burt's word of the day.  

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Quote from uber_goober:
"Ecoutez et repepetez.... Cah-tah-whompuss."

Tres bien!

She iz zo zexy. Ah want to explore hurr catawampus.


You are very refined for a guy that would shoot his thumb off..

4/14/2017 10:52:32 PM Burt's word of the day.  
cupocheer
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Savior

4/15/2017 12:28:19 AM Burt's word of the day.  

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Quote from cupocheer:
Isn't cawk how a deranged crow sounds on a high voltage power line?


And then he drops into the street below..............

My friend saw a squirrel get too close to the transformer. The thing got fried and I'm not sure how many blocks lost power.

4/15/2017 12:30:51 AM Burt's word of the day.  

driver406
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Quote from lovethelake17:
Missouri speak? It's "kitty corner" in Minnesota.

But catty or kitty, it means something different than "cattywhompus" or"catawampus".




Oh, wait. You didn't mean to suggest it meant the same, did you? You were suggesting a new word.


Never mind.


Quite true Lake! But why? I've always said it that way, but why do we do it?

4/15/2017 12:34:47 AM Burt's word of the day.  

jer3552
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Quote from lovethelake17:
Missouri speak? It's "kitty corner" in Minnesota.

But catty or kitty, it means something different than "cattywhompus" or"catawampus".




Oh, wait. You didn't mean to suggest it meant the same, did you? You were suggesting a new word.


Never mind.
your thinking was catawompus

4/16/2017 11:39:49 PM Burt's word of the day.  

jer3552
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personally I feel quite honored that Professor Hurt will be offering a weekly tutorial on a different colloquialism...im very interested in linguistics

4/16/2017 11:42:00 PM Burt's word of the day.  

sandcrabs
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Ball Sac sweat,,, I like to fling it.

4/16/2017 11:43:38 PM Burt's word of the day.  

jer3552
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Quote from sandcrabs:
Ball Sac sweat,,, I like to fling it.
...damn I thought that was melted butter

4/16/2017 11:47:57 PM Burt's word of the day.  

sandcrabs
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I spread the butter but fling the ball sweat.

4/16/2017 11:56:42 PM Burt's word of the day.  

Suzhi
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Ball sack sweat flingers?? It's more noticeable when you're hittin it doggie..

4/17/2017 12:01:13 AM Burt's word of the day.  

jer3552
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burt will have a 4 syllable verb for that act

4/17/2017 12:08:14 AM Burt's word of the day.  

Suzhi
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Bring on the verbage...

4/17/2017 3:56:33 AM Burt's word of the day.  

M4mischief
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Youse....rez speak for more than one person....

4/17/2017 4:01:02 AM Burt's word of the day.  
cavie59
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Well, I can see this thread going catawampus is a hurry.

4/17/2017 4:27:44 AM Burt's word of the day.  

Suzhi
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4/17/2017 6:59:45 AM Burt's word of the day.  
burt_hurt
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Monday April 17th 2017.
Location Planet Earth


Today's word of the day, dedicated to the DH regs:


logorrhea
[law-guh-ree-uh, log-uh-]
Word Origin


noun
1.
pathologically incoherent, repetitious speech.
2.
incessant or compulsive talkativeness; wearisome volubility.



[Edited 4/17/2017 7:00:14 AM ]

4/17/2017 7:02:04 AM Burt's word of the day.  

Suzhi
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Number 1 sounds like Jake..

4/17/2017 7:03:58 AM Burt's word of the day.  

mr_1234m
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Many DH postings suffer from the logorrhea that infects so much of the writing of the simple minded.



[Edited 4/17/2017 7:04:15 AM ]

4/17/2017 7:20:51 AM Burt's word of the day.  

Suzhi
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Will it make my penis swell like that other rrhea thing did??