| 5/14/2017 2:40:46 PM |
Who ate the Apple ? |
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bluewaters71
Duluth, MN
36, joined Oct. 2011
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I bet Adam was the one who ate the Apple from the forbidden tree ..
And told Eve to have a bit so she took the Apple at that moment God walked up and caught her with the Apple .
In which Adam probably told God that he tried to stop her but she wouldn't listen .
God knowing Adam was lying said because you've lied to me and disobeyed me from here on out man will be born. With their balls on the outside of their bodies and have an Adam's apple as a reminder of why that is .
He than turned to Eve and said since you didn't obey me from now on you'll carry a baby for 9 months one for every bit that you took from that Apple .And when you give birth it will be painful as a reminder of the pain you caused me for not saying no to Adam .
Than a narcissist read the Bible tweaked the story to portray Eve as the corporate .
This theory seems logical to me , but I made it up as I wrote it out ..
So hopefully it makes sense does to me ..
What do you think ?
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| 5/14/2017 3:19:54 PM |
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aintmyb_tch
Ponchatoula, LA
97, joined Aug. 2015
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You should learn to spell 'bite'.
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| 5/14/2017 4:13:01 PM |
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rubyrose2015
Seagrove, NC
98, joined Sep. 2015
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It was supposed to be "forbidden fruit" probably not an apple, perhaps a fig, but who knows?
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| 5/14/2017 4:26:14 PM |
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bluewaters71
Duluth, MN
36, joined Oct. 2011
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You should learn to spell 'bite'.
Hahaha really that's your only thought ?
A 4 letter word I misspelled .
Did you really think you'd gain something from correcting me ?
Hey I got a home for you ..
Sex!
Don't get it ?
You never will
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| 5/14/2017 4:51:53 PM |
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kraven_morehed
Greenwood, LA
96, joined Jul. 2014
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the bible never actually says'apple'...
it says that they ate the fruit from the tree of knowledge,which is a metaphor for they lerarned that their god was a fraud,so they no longer believed that they were going to 'heaven'.
adam and eve were not even the first people,according to the bible,cuz god created man in chapter 1 of genesis,and then in chapter 2 he created the garden,and then created adam out of the dust on the ground.
eve was not adam's first wife,either...
his first wife was a woman named 'lillith',who was created from the same dust that adam was created out of,so she thought the she was his equal,and shouldn't be subservient to him,and wanted to be on top during sex,which is an affront to the male dominated society that they believed was the way things should be,so she was cast out of the garden,and then eve was created out of adam's rib,so that meant that she was not equal to adam.
BUT,being a woman lillith was PISSED OFF about being cast out of the garden,and turned into a succubus[the first vampire],who swore vengeance against adam,and all of his offspring,and would come in the night,and kill the babies in their sleep,so the women would sit up and sing songs to ward off the evil lillith [lillith byes],which is where the orgin of the word lullaby came from.
that is only if you believe all of that idiotic nonsense,though.
google 'lillith-adams first wife' if you want the complete story.
[Edited 5/14/2017 4:53:04 PM ]
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| 5/14/2017 10:47:14 PM |
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driver406
Saint Paul, MN
65, joined Oct. 2009
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You should learn to spell 'bite'.
True, quite true, but she's probably a public school graduate!
I think the Biblical account is no doubt accurate and leave it at that.
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| 5/15/2017 1:06:49 AM |
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jason_in_tx
Bryan, TX
33, joined Apr. 2013
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No one ate anything. It's a made up story even children should be able to through.
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| 5/15/2017 2:35:11 AM |
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jason_in_tx
Bryan, TX
33, joined Apr. 2013
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Hahaha really that's your only thought ?
A 4 letter word I misspelled .
Did you really think you'd gain something from correcting me ?
Hey I got a home for you ..
Sex!
Don't get it ?
You never will
You're seriously the biggest airhead in here.
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| 5/15/2017 4:16:29 AM |
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korbyn
Bat Cave, NC
98, joined Jun. 2013
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It's strange because they didn't even have apples in that part of the world.
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| 5/15/2017 8:21:34 AM |
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aintmyb_tch
Ponchatoula, LA
97, joined Aug. 2015
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Hahaha really that's your only thought ?
A 4 letter word I misspelled .
Did you really think you'd gain something from correcting me ?
Hey I got a home for you ..
Sex!
Don't get it ?
You never will
Lol- well one would think that you would be able to ace 4 letter words after declaring yourself a genius in your thread about air filters.
You have a home for me? Lmao, I am not interested in being roomies with you at some motel 6. Ewwwwww! I remember you posting a thread awhile back about living there with some dope head boyfriend. No thanks! I like living with my BF whom isn't a druggie, has a really nice house and the sex is awesome- which is why I am not on here very much at all.
I bet Adam was the one who ate the Apple from the forbidden tree ..
And told Eve to have a bit so she took the Apple at that moment God walked up and caught her with the Apple .
In which Adam probably told God that he tried to stop her but she wouldn't listen .
God knowing Adam was lying said because you've lied to me and disobeyed me from here on out man will be born. With their balls on the outside of their bodies and have an Adam's apple as a reminder of why that is .
He than turned to Eve and said since you didn't obey me from now on you'll carry a baby for 9 months one for every bit that you took from that Apple .And when you give birth it will be painful as a reminder of the pain you caused me for not saying no to Adam .
Than a narcissist read the Bible tweaked the story to portray Eve as the corporate.
This theory seems logical to me , but I made it up as I wrote it out ..
So hopefully it makes sense does to me ..
What do you think ?
Ummm you misspelled the 4 letter word twice. Misplaced some punctuation, and also made Eve out like she is a business! Maybe you were implying she was just a HO like you? God's gonna send you to hell for that! 
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| 5/15/2017 8:29:10 AM |
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aintmyb_tch
Ponchatoula, LA
97, joined Aug. 2015
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It's strange because they didn't even have apples in that part of the world.
It was most likely a pomegranate.
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| 5/15/2017 8:33:52 AM |
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kraven_morehed
Greenwood, LA
96, joined Jul. 2014
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It was most likely a pomegranate.
and,who doesn't love to take a big old bite out of a pomegranate?!?!? 
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| 5/15/2017 8:49:28 AM |
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aintmyb_tch
Ponchatoula, LA
97, joined Aug. 2015
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and,who doesn't love to take a big old bite out of a pomegranate?!?!?
Apparently you don't. I love them.
Full of antioxidants, good for the heart and lungs.
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| 5/15/2017 9:20:15 AM |
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jason_in_tx
Bryan, TX
33, joined Apr. 2013
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It's strange because they didn't even have apples in that part of the world.
Yeah, what's even more strange is adults believing in the Adam and Eve story to begin with.
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| 5/15/2017 9:33:16 AM |
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Olaf_the_german
Houston, TX
50, joined Feb. 2017
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I bet Adam was the one who ate the Apple from the forbidden tree ..
Umm there is no need to bet he did after Eve offered it to him
Probably better read the story first...
(Btw, the term Adam's apple is also a clue as to who ate it).
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| 5/15/2017 9:38:57 AM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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The Tree of Life and Knowledge, cumquat, has nothing to do with a fruit basket.
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| 5/15/2017 10:10:59 AM |
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Olaf_the_german
Houston, TX
50, joined Feb. 2017
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Didn't say it did cuposhit!
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| 5/15/2017 10:28:18 AM |
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kraven_morehed
Greenwood, LA
96, joined Jul. 2014
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Apparently you don't. I love them.
Full of antioxidants, good for the heart and lungs.
I love pomegranates,too,but they are not like an apple.....
you cant just take a bite out of them...
you have to cut it open,and separate all of the little berries out of the rind,and peel all of the pith off of them,or they taste horrible...like eating the peel of a grapefruit.
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| 5/15/2017 11:08:56 AM |
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pickygirl72
Pinon Hills, CA
46, joined Sep. 2011
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Funny you people believe in those fairy tells
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| 5/15/2017 11:26:55 AM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Didn't say it did cuposhit!
Funny how o laugh calls me o intelligent
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| 5/15/2017 11:32:56 AM |
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mylegsarecold
Gainesville, FL
55, joined May. 2011
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I liked the part where Eve was the corporate.
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| 5/15/2017 1:03:17 PM |
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aintmyb_tch
Ponchatoula, LA
97, joined Aug. 2015
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I liked the part where Eve was the corporate.
IKR!
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| 5/15/2017 1:04:08 PM |
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aintmyb_tch
Ponchatoula, LA
97, joined Aug. 2015
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I love pomegranates,too,but they are not like an apple.....
you cant just take a bite out of them...
you have to cut it open,and separate all of the little berries out of the rind,and peel all of the pith off of them,or they taste horrible...like eating the peel of a grapefruit.
Eating a pomegranate is an art form.
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| 5/15/2017 1:16:02 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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I liked the part where Eve was made on the curve.
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| 5/15/2017 1:21:19 PM |
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orz
Portage, WI
67, joined Jul. 2010
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When I was a kid, one ate the pulp off each seed and spit the seed out. Now it looks like people eat the whole seed!! That makes as much sense to me as swallowing the seeds in an APPLE!
Back to Adam and Eve. I heard growing up about them being the first humans on earth. So they had 3 kids I think. And then heard about the boys marrying. So now there is mom and dad and 3 sons. All the humans on earth. Uh..OK...so...they married MOM? That is the fun in that book. Think of what you just said!!!
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| 5/15/2017 4:40:52 PM |
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mylegsarecold
Gainesville, FL
55, joined May. 2011
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Guess what Cheer? Orz is crazier than you. 
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| 5/15/2017 4:47:07 PM |
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kraven_morehed
Greenwood, LA
96, joined Jul. 2014
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Eating a pomegranate is an art form.
they re easy to clean,if you have a bowl of water! 
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| 5/15/2017 5:03:43 PM |
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aintmyb_tch
Ponchatoula, LA
97, joined Aug. 2015
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they re easy to clean,if you have a bowl of water!
Just cut a circle out of the very top and then break apart.
First time I had one- I did it wrong.looked like a bloody murder had taken place. Now I don't spill any bit of the juice. Actually one of my fave foods next to strawberries and watermelon.
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| 5/15/2017 8:42:55 PM |
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cern_
Danville, KY
62, joined Mar. 2014
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Funny how o laugh calls me o intelligent
No, Cupo, what's "funny" is that anyone would associate your brain -- inhabited by a "ghost" according to you -- with anything having to do with "intelligence." To do so would be a serious error. Look, that first book in the idiotic and contradictory book of weird, totally ahistorical piece of fiction, refers to a piece of fruit, it doesn't mention an apple.
Say, Blue, who or what taught the snake to speak fluent Hebrew, with which it beguiled the fictional Eve? Better go back to YouTube for your cancer cures or, better yet, to a lab with mice and snakes.
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| 5/15/2017 8:50:02 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Guess what Cheer? Orz is crazier than you.
No! No! Tell me it ain't so!
She put gasoline in a deisel vehicle?
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| 5/16/2017 10:50:23 AM |
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bluewaters71
Duluth, MN
36, joined Oct. 2011
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Yeah, what's even more strange is adults believing in the Adam and Eve story to begin with.
Well if it's true at all that's how it went down I bet .
Need something to believe in with all the disappointments in this world...
To the people who can't get over my one misspelled word , and think one mistake is a huge deal , then how do you still respect your parents cause of the mistake they made when they had you ?
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| 5/16/2017 11:49:31 AM |
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aintmyb_tch
Ponchatoula, LA
97, joined Aug. 2015
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Well if it's true at all that's how it went down I bet .
Need something to believe in with all the disappointments in this world...
To the people who can't get over my one misspelled word , and think one mistake is a huge deal , then how do you still respect your parents cause of the mistake they made when they had you ?
As I have already pointed out.., You misspelled it twice honey. Then you called Eve a corporate. I'm almost positive you meant to say criminal, but the mistakes you made are there permanently in black and white for all to see.
So, I suggest you stop being an offended skank twat of an attention wh*re and turn off your auto correct which is failing you miserably. That would be the genius thing to do, especially when you referred to yourself as a genius. Otherwise, keep letting it make a fool of you.
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| 5/16/2017 1:20:01 PM |
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mylegsarecold
Gainesville, FL
55, joined May. 2011
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I think she meant 
Adam ate the apple, Eve ate the seed.
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| 5/16/2017 1:24:44 PM |
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mylegsarecold
Gainesville, FL
55, joined May. 2011
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I think she meant culprit
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| 5/16/2017 2:33:08 PM |
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cern_
Danville, KY
62, joined Mar. 2014
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Yeah, what's even more strange is adults believing in the Adam and Eve story to begin with.
Preposterously "strange" it is, and the jokers don't even know that there was no apple in the stupid story, it said "fruit." These idiotic mammals are an embarrassment to intelligent armadillos.
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| 5/16/2017 3:47:22 PM |
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cern_
Danville, KY
62, joined Mar. 2014
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Well if it's true at all that's how it went down I bet.
If you buy anything in whichever bible-of-your-choice may be then you're just another DH mammal that's been seriously infected with criminal stupidity; don't take it personally, you're a part of a very large group.
Since you know that the type of fruit is unspecified in that waste of trees -- pages -- with 62 contradictions, be good enough to tell me how the serpent learned to speak impeccable Hebrew so as to convince Eve to disobey Adam and Yahweh. Did the snake speak in baleful tones or in smooth, beguiling tones and what did it say to her?
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| 5/16/2017 5:37:27 PM |
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aintmyb_tch
Ponchatoula, LA
97, joined Aug. 2015
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I'm sure you're right.
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| 5/17/2017 3:18:51 PM |
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mylegsarecold
Gainesville, FL
55, joined May. 2011
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I think the fruit was a metaphor for a penis.
And the serpent was a metaphor for a sneaky guy taking advantage of her innocence.
Eat thy fruit (bananana), for thouest taste goood! 
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| 5/17/2017 3:55:10 PM |
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kraven_morehed
Greenwood, LA
96, joined Jul. 2014
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I think the fruit was a metaphor for a penis.
And the serpent was a metaphor for a sneaky guy taking advantage of her innocence.
Eat thy fruit (bananana), for thouest taste goood!
and,i promise that I wont peel it in your mouth!!!
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| 5/18/2017 8:53:43 PM |
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cern_
Danville, KY
62, joined Mar. 2014
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Guess what, Cheer? Orz is crazier than you.
It's not as if you're going to find the words 'crazy' and 'crazier' in any DSM edition, Legs, but the point isn't lost. Cupo has seriously declared that she and her family -- dog included -- have their brains sharing skull-space with a "ghost" by the name of "Johnathan" and that their ghost-ridden brains, including Johnathan's brain, all get a charge from talking to the furniture and worms that are associated with Skycreaturism's superstitionism (religionism). On the bright side, perhaps it was Cupo's "sacred" and "holy" lunacy that aided her in spotting Trump as a punk and a foulness that gave craziness a bad name, the boy didn't get her vote.
With an eye towards racial supremacy, K condemned the SPLC (and also blasted out a bald-faced piece of propaganda in support of Trump, the menace at 1600 Penn. Ave., about "breakfng intelligence" that didn't exist regarding Sec. Hillary Clinton). On K's bright side is the fact she rejects superstitionism -- religionism.
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| 5/18/2017 9:08:20 PM |
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doublethree
Germantown, TN
40, joined Oct. 2013
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Jason in tx thinks believing in anything is dumb, so he has to be high all the time...
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