2/12/2012 8:31:40 PM |
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paul0267

Mesa, AZ
48, joined Dec. 2011
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Being a mechanic I have found that cars like women always want to make us work harder then we have too. My limited intellegnce might be wrong though.
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2/12/2012 8:32:43 PM |
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amargosa

Riddle, OR
58, joined Aug. 2011
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The faster they are, the more dangerous and expensive they are.
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2/12/2012 8:33:06 PM |
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linezha

Winnie, TX
32, joined Sep. 2011
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Some are purely cosmetic, while some look rough on the outside, but the inside is amazing!
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2/12/2012 8:33:15 PM |
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charlie_allnut

Coram, NY
57, joined Jul. 2011
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Eh?
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2/12/2012 8:33:32 PM |
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claudius5

Petaluma, CA
66, joined May. 2009
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Some women. Just saying
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2/12/2012 8:41:00 PM |
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nashknox
Anderson, IN
42, joined Feb. 2012
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They get you where you need to be most of the time and occasionally break down.
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2/12/2012 8:45:14 PM |
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linezha

Winnie, TX
32, joined Sep. 2011
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High mileage isn't an issue with proper maintenance and care.
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2/12/2012 8:46:20 PM |
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milas2012

Philadelphia, PA
34, joined Jan. 2012
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I can tell you this, an automatic transmission may seem complex when you take it apart, but it pales in comparison to just how complex some women can be.
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2/12/2012 8:46:38 PM |
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mellowzing
Austin, TX
56, joined Dec. 2011
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If you leave their headlights on all night they won't start in the morning.
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2/12/2012 8:49:11 PM |
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stumppy

Wind Gap, PA
70, joined Jan. 2008
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hmm,
errr,
kinda like,
well.
I guess it's what I've seen my sons do, they get a used car, glad they have wheels, then they soon decide and begin to fix 'em up, make 'em hotter, make 'em snazzier looking. But ! eventually decide they are bored, unhappy, and start looking for something different
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2/12/2012 8:50:34 PM |
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lisa29405

Oak Harbor, WA
53, joined Jun. 2007
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The better you lube them up, the smoother the ride.
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2/12/2012 8:51:08 PM |
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lily92

Reading, PA
42, joined Oct. 2009
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If you leave their headlights on all night they won't start in the morning.

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2/12/2012 8:54:42 PM |
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2_simplicity

San Jose, CA
52, joined Jan. 2011
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Silas!! Welcome back!
OT: do you buy the sensible car, or the crazy fun car of your dreams?
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2/12/2012 8:57:57 PM |
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jn_green
Austin, TX
26, joined Feb. 2012
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I like my woman like I like my car, low mileage and gently used.
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2/12/2012 9:01:53 PM |
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freeofdrama76
Hockessin, DE
39, joined Jan. 2012
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We are sexy with dangerous curves and some of you cant handle our beauty  
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2/12/2012 9:02:53 PM |
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susieq_tx

Harlingen, TX
64, joined Mar. 2011
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I'm a wonderful classic that has been well maintained.
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2/12/2012 9:04:40 PM |
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mellowzing
Austin, TX
56, joined Dec. 2011
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If you put a potato in their exhaust pipe they will stall.
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2/12/2012 9:04:47 PM |
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settee_g

Flower Mound, TX
63, joined Feb. 2012
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Hmmmm....would that make me a collectors item? 
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2/12/2012 9:04:58 PM |
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paul0267

Mesa, AZ
48, joined Dec. 2011
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Silas!! Welcome back!
OT: do you buy the sensible car, or the crazy fun car of your dreams?
When I was younger I dreamed of a fast car, now I prefer and comfortable ride that requires little maintainace
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2/12/2012 9:06:25 PM |
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charlie_allnut

Coram, NY
57, joined Jul. 2011
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Ladies, how about some pictures of your headlights?
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2/12/2012 9:06:39 PM |
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1mantis

Louisville, KY
49, joined Apr. 2010
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If your car is nickle and diming you to death, breaking down all the time, won't start, transmission is off, or you work it on more than you ride in it, you usually get rid of it and find another one. If the women you are with do the same thing, find another one. But take the time find out whether it's worth the investment BEFORE you commit to it. And remember, just like a car, you have to maintain things or you likely to have the same problems.
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2/12/2012 9:09:03 PM |
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nashknox
Anderson, IN
42, joined Feb. 2012
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I just want to know why she won't tell me where she goes for her warranty work!!!
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2/12/2012 9:09:24 PM |
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angelone54

San Diego, CA
59, joined Jun. 2011
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<--------Like an old 1969 GTO....Or and old Panhead Harley.....LOL Use your imagination on what type girl I am!!!!!     
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2/12/2012 9:09:53 PM |
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paul0267

Mesa, AZ
48, joined Dec. 2011
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If your car is nickle and diming you to death, breaking down all the time, won't start, transmission is off, or you work it on more than you ride in it, you usually get rid of it and find another one. If the women you are with do the same thing, find another one. But take the time find out whether it's worth the investment BEFORE you commit to it. And remember, just like a car, you have to maintain things or you likely to have the same problems.[/qote]couldnt have said it better if I tried
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2/12/2012 9:09:57 PM |
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mellowzing
Austin, TX
56, joined Dec. 2011
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One that leaks?
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2/12/2012 9:10:02 PM |
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nashknox
Anderson, IN
42, joined Feb. 2012
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Why does she always say she is looking for a spoiler???
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2/12/2012 9:10:29 PM |
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driver406

Saint Paul, MN
64, joined Oct. 2009
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Want to change my brakes? Rotors and caliphers and everything?
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2/12/2012 9:11:20 PM |
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venichhe

Brooklyn, NY
32, joined May. 2011
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I prefer manual rather than automatic.
"Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise."-Samuel Johnson
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2/12/2012 9:11:22 PM |
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driver406

Saint Paul, MN
64, joined Oct. 2009
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Why does she always say she is looking for a spoiler???
Spoiled, she wants a guy who stinks.
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2/12/2012 9:11:52 PM |
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desertrat58

Salem, MO
57, joined Feb. 2011
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 ...How are women like cars?... ...I drive a "truck"...cars just don't cut it for me...
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2/12/2012 9:12:29 PM |
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stobil

Gallatin, TN
36, joined Nov. 2009
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It costs alot of money to keep them?
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2/12/2012 9:12:33 PM |
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angelone54

San Diego, CA
59, joined Jun. 2011
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Why does she always say she is looking for a spoiler???
Uh because having a spoiler is freakin great.....Duh!!!   
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2/12/2012 9:14:24 PM |
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nashknox
Anderson, IN
42, joined Feb. 2012
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They are worth more money if you just wreck them as opposed to trying to drive them forever.
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2/12/2012 9:15:22 PM |
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2_simplicity

San Jose, CA
52, joined Jan. 2011
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They are worth more money if you just wreck them as opposed to trying to drive them forever.
  
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2/12/2012 9:16:43 PM |
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settee_g

Flower Mound, TX
63, joined Feb. 2012
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@desertrat....Ford tough? 
Charlie, wanna see my bumpers? Whitewalls? 
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2/12/2012 9:19:11 PM |
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paul0267

Mesa, AZ
48, joined Dec. 2011
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Use to be a mechanic had to use all of his senses to work on a car. Sight hearing smell touch taste. Now its just plug and play. I much prefer the days when I had to use all my senses to coax a car to let me hear her roar.
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2/12/2012 9:20:49 PM |
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desertrat58

Salem, MO
57, joined Feb. 2011
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@desertrat....Ford tough?
Charlie, wanna see my bumpers? Whitewalls? 
Yes Ma'am!...all 7500 lbs of her...
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2/12/2012 9:21:33 PM |
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paul0267

Mesa, AZ
48, joined Dec. 2011
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Just your headlights would do for now
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2/12/2012 9:41:40 PM |
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nashknox
Anderson, IN
42, joined Feb. 2012
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They both look sad in an impound yard.
Always sucks to see somebody else driving them.
Parking lot door-dings seem to accumulate.
You're always nervous about what's been in the trunk.
Wax job looks great on both.
One looks great with a donut...car doesn't.
Both will have an occasional unexpected breakdown when you least expect it.
You hate to see either in handicapped parking.
You can fit more infant seats in a car than a girl has nipples...kind of spooky.
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2/12/2012 9:51:57 PM |
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socialgirl73

Janesville, WI
43, joined Oct. 2011
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<------- Does not have a car analogy

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2/12/2012 9:59:55 PM |
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lisa29405

Oak Harbor, WA
53, joined Jun. 2007
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They both benefit from a good wax job ???
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2/12/2012 10:02:55 PM |
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desertrat58

Salem, MO
57, joined Feb. 2011
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 ...yeah but my truck smells like coconuts afterwards...
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2/12/2012 10:36:50 PM |
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fun2bchattin

Hedgesville, WV
49, joined Feb. 2011
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I have a weird sense of humor, so not going to post what I was thinking. Just thank me now.
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2/12/2012 10:40:34 PM |
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hunter12gauge

Bellaire, OH
53, joined Apr. 2008
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Because if its' got tits or tires,it will give you problems sooner of later. 
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2/12/2012 10:42:50 PM |
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bbw47reader

Frederick, MD
54, joined Jun. 2009
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Some are built for comfort, some are built for speed.
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2/12/2012 10:43:41 PM |
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amargosa

Riddle, OR
58, joined Aug. 2011
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Hmmmm....would that make me a collectors item? 
Got big tailfins on your ass? How about those nice eyelash headlights like the old '56 Ford had?
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2/12/2012 11:54:15 PM |
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pdforone

Litchfield, OH
65, joined Jul. 2010
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Never date a lady named Ford, fix or repair daily?
Make sure your rubber meets her road?
Shiny side up, dirty side down?
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2/12/2012 11:55:20 PM |
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th6231

Point Pleasant Beach, NJ
68, joined Jul. 2007
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WOMEN are like PIANOS--they are GRAND--when they are NOT-- UPRIGHT.   
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2/12/2012 11:58:06 PM |
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bbw47reader

Frederick, MD
54, joined Jun. 2009
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You guys have the best corny jokes, lol.
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2/13/2012 12:07:14 AM |
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th6231

Point Pleasant Beach, NJ
68, joined Jul. 2007
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THANK YOU----always a quip when we are working. God it got cold out!! Hope you are OK!! 
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2/13/2012 12:09:47 AM |
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bbw47reader

Frederick, MD
54, joined Jun. 2009
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Yup, I should be going back to work this coming weekend for the first time since October.
That surgery I had - one complication after another. Feeling good now, though! 
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2/13/2012 12:12:29 AM |
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th6231

Point Pleasant Beach, NJ
68, joined Jul. 2007
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Good luck to you and we hope it all works out for the best.
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2/13/2012 12:15:56 AM |
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th6231

Point Pleasant Beach, NJ
68, joined Jul. 2007
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 RIDIN' IN THE BACK--OF THAT P I N K CADILLAC....  
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2/13/2012 12:17:12 AM |
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bbw47reader

Frederick, MD
54, joined Jun. 2009
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Thank you! Stay warm and safe!
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2/13/2012 12:25:19 AM |
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williyum
Milwaukee, WI
48, joined Jan. 2011
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If it has tits or wheels it's nothing but trouble
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2/13/2012 12:28:39 AM |
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williyum
Milwaukee, WI
48, joined Jan. 2011
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It may be an old car
But an old Ferrari is still a Ferrari
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2/13/2012 12:28:39 AM |
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th6231

Point Pleasant Beach, NJ
68, joined Jul. 2007
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Women are like used car ads---the photos is NOT really what you see when you actually look in the driveway!!  BOY--am I going to catch shit for this phrase!!  I'm sorry!!
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2/13/2012 12:52:02 AM |
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williyum
Milwaukee, WI
48, joined Jan. 2011
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Oh She was hotter than a two dollar pistol
She was the fastest thing around
Long and lean every young man's dream
She turned every head in town
She was built and fun to handle Son
I'm glad that you dropped in
She reminds me of the one I loved back then
Then I handed him my keys and said, here take her for a spin
The old man scratched his head, then
he looked at me and grinned
He said son you just don't understand it ain't the car I want
It's the brunette in your 'vette that turns me on
Lyrics from a George jones song
The corvette song
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2/13/2012 12:55:47 AM |
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williyum
Milwaukee, WI
48, joined Jan. 2011
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Some are show cars
Some are 20 footers
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2/13/2012 12:58:46 AM |
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billmahy

Channelview, TX
48, joined Nov. 2011
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They both need TLC
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