How are women like cars?

2/12/2012 8:31:40 PM	How are women like cars?
paul0267 Mesa, AZ 48, joined Dec. 2011	Being a mechanic I have found that cars like women always want to make us work harder then we have too. My limited intellegnce might be wrong though. Meet singles at DateHookup.dating, we're 100% free! Join now!
2/12/2012 8:32:43 PM	How are women like cars?
amargosa Riddle, OR 58, joined Aug. 2011	The faster they are, the more dangerous and expensive they are.
2/12/2012 8:33:06 PM	How are women like cars?
linezha Winnie, TX 32, joined Sep. 2011	Some are purely cosmetic, while some look rough on the outside, but the inside is amazing!
2/12/2012 8:33:15 PM	How are women like cars?
charlie_allnut Coram, NY 57, joined Jul. 2011	Eh?
2/12/2012 8:33:32 PM	How are women like cars?
claudius5 Petaluma, CA 66, joined May. 2009	Some women. Just saying
2/12/2012 8:41:00 PM	How are women like cars?
nashknox Anderson, IN 42, joined Feb. 2012	They get you where you need to be most of the time and occasionally break down.
2/12/2012 8:45:14 PM	How are women like cars?
linezha Winnie, TX 32, joined Sep. 2011	High mileage isn't an issue with proper maintenance and care.
2/12/2012 8:46:20 PM	How are women like cars?
milas2012 Philadelphia, PA 34, joined Jan. 2012	I can tell you this, an automatic transmission may seem complex when you take it apart, but it pales in comparison to just how complex some women can be.
2/12/2012 8:46:38 PM	How are women like cars?
mellowzing Austin, TX 56, joined Dec. 2011	If you leave their headlights on all night they won't start in the morning.
2/12/2012 8:49:11 PM	How are women like cars?
stumppy Wind Gap, PA 70, joined Jan. 2008	hmm, errr, kinda like, well. I guess it's what I've seen my sons do, they get a used car, glad they have wheels, then they soon decide and begin to fix 'em up, make 'em hotter, make 'em snazzier looking. But ! eventually decide they are bored, unhappy, and start looking for something different
2/12/2012 8:50:34 PM	How are women like cars?
lisa29405 Oak Harbor, WA 53, joined Jun. 2007	The better you lube them up, the smoother the ride.
2/12/2012 8:51:08 PM	How are women like cars?
lily92 Reading, PA 42, joined Oct. 2009	Quote from mellowzing: If you leave their headlights on all night they won't start in the morning.
2/12/2012 8:54:42 PM	How are women like cars?
2_simplicity San Jose, CA 52, joined Jan. 2011	Silas!! Welcome back! OT: do you buy the sensible car, or the crazy fun car of your dreams?
2/12/2012 8:57:57 PM	How are women like cars?
jn_green Austin, TX 26, joined Feb. 2012	I like my woman like I like my car, low mileage and gently used.
2/12/2012 9:01:53 PM	How are women like cars?
freeofdrama76 Hockessin, DE 39, joined Jan. 2012	We are sexy with dangerous curves and some of you cant handle our beauty
2/12/2012 9:02:53 PM	How are women like cars?
susieq_tx Harlingen, TX 64, joined Mar. 2011	I'm a wonderful classic that has been well maintained.
2/12/2012 9:04:40 PM	How are women like cars?
mellowzing Austin, TX 56, joined Dec. 2011	If you put a potato in their exhaust pipe they will stall.
2/12/2012 9:04:47 PM	How are women like cars?
settee_g Flower Mound, TX 63, joined Feb. 2012	Hmmmm....would that make me a collectors item?
2/12/2012 9:04:58 PM	How are women like cars?
paul0267 Mesa, AZ 48, joined Dec. 2011	Quote from 2_simplicity: Silas!! Welcome back! OT: do you buy the sensible car, or the crazy fun car of your dreams? When I was younger I dreamed of a fast car, now I prefer and comfortable ride that requires little maintainace
2/12/2012 9:06:25 PM	How are women like cars?
charlie_allnut Coram, NY 57, joined Jul. 2011	Ladies, how about some pictures of your headlights?
2/12/2012 9:06:39 PM	How are women like cars?
1mantis Louisville, KY 49, joined Apr. 2010	If your car is nickle and diming you to death, breaking down all the time, won't start, transmission is off, or you work it on more than you ride in it, you usually get rid of it and find another one. If the women you are with do the same thing, find another one. But take the time find out whether it's worth the investment BEFORE you commit to it. And remember, just like a car, you have to maintain things or you likely to have the same problems. [Edited 2/12/2012 9:07:08 PM ]
2/12/2012 9:09:03 PM	How are women like cars?
nashknox Anderson, IN 42, joined Feb. 2012	I just want to know why she won't tell me where she goes for her warranty work!!!
2/12/2012 9:09:24 PM	How are women like cars?
angelone54 San Diego, CA 59, joined Jun. 2011	<--------Like an old 1969 GTO....Or and old Panhead Harley.....LOL Use your imagination on what type girl I am!!!!!
2/12/2012 9:09:53 PM	How are women like cars?
paul0267 Mesa, AZ 48, joined Dec. 2011	Quote from 1mantis: If your car is nickle and diming you to death, breaking down all the time, won't start, transmission is off, or you work it on more than you ride in it, you usually get rid of it and find another one. If the women you are with do the same thing, find another one. But take the time find out whether it's worth the investment BEFORE you commit to it. And remember, just like a car, you have to maintain things or you likely to have the same problems.[/qote]couldnt have said it better if I tried
2/12/2012 9:09:57 PM	How are women like cars?
mellowzing Austin, TX 56, joined Dec. 2011	One that leaks?
2/12/2012 9:10:02 PM	How are women like cars?
nashknox Anderson, IN 42, joined Feb. 2012	Why does she always say she is looking for a spoiler???
2/12/2012 9:10:29 PM	How are women like cars?
driver406 Saint Paul, MN 64, joined Oct. 2009	Want to change my brakes? Rotors and caliphers and everything?
2/12/2012 9:11:20 PM	How are women like cars?
venichhe Brooklyn, NY 32, joined May. 2011	I prefer manual rather than automatic. "Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise."-Samuel Johnson
2/12/2012 9:11:22 PM	How are women like cars?
driver406 Saint Paul, MN 64, joined Oct. 2009	Quote from nashknox: Why does she always say she is looking for a spoiler??? Spoiled, she wants a guy who stinks.
2/12/2012 9:11:52 PM	How are women like cars?
desertrat58 Salem, MO 57, joined Feb. 2011	...How are women like cars?......I drive a "truck"...cars just don't cut it for me...
2/12/2012 9:12:29 PM	How are women like cars?
stobil Gallatin, TN 36, joined Nov. 2009	It costs alot of money to keep them?
2/12/2012 9:12:33 PM	How are women like cars?
angelone54 San Diego, CA 59, joined Jun. 2011	Quote from nashknox: Why does she always say she is looking for a spoiler??? Uh because having a spoiler is freakin great.....Duh!!!
2/12/2012 9:14:24 PM	How are women like cars?
nashknox Anderson, IN 42, joined Feb. 2012	They are worth more money if you just wreck them as opposed to trying to drive them forever.
2/12/2012 9:15:22 PM	How are women like cars?
2_simplicity San Jose, CA 52, joined Jan. 2011	Quote from nashknox: They are worth more money if you just wreck them as opposed to trying to drive them forever.
2/12/2012 9:16:43 PM	How are women like cars?
settee_g Flower Mound, TX 63, joined Feb. 2012	@desertrat....Ford tough? Charlie, wanna see my bumpers? Whitewalls?
2/12/2012 9:19:11 PM	How are women like cars?
paul0267 Mesa, AZ 48, joined Dec. 2011	Use to be a mechanic had to use all of his senses to work on a car. Sight hearing smell touch taste. Now its just plug and play. I much prefer the days when I had to use all my senses to coax a car to let me hear her roar.
2/12/2012 9:20:49 PM	How are women like cars?
desertrat58 Salem, MO 57, joined Feb. 2011	Quote from settee_g: @desertrat....Ford tough? Charlie, wanna see my bumpers? Whitewalls? Yes Ma'am!...all 7500 lbs of her...
2/12/2012 9:21:33 PM	How are women like cars?
paul0267 Mesa, AZ 48, joined Dec. 2011	Just your headlights would do for now
2/12/2012 9:41:40 PM	How are women like cars?
nashknox Anderson, IN 42, joined Feb. 2012	They both look sad in an impound yard. Always sucks to see somebody else driving them. Parking lot door-dings seem to accumulate. You're always nervous about what's been in the trunk. Wax job looks great on both. One looks great with a donut...car doesn't. Both will have an occasional unexpected breakdown when you least expect it. You hate to see either in handicapped parking. You can fit more infant seats in a car than a girl has nipples...kind of spooky.
2/12/2012 9:51:57 PM	How are women like cars?
socialgirl73 Janesville, WI 43, joined Oct. 2011	<------- Does not have a car analogy
2/12/2012 9:59:55 PM	How are women like cars?
lisa29405 Oak Harbor, WA 53, joined Jun. 2007	They both benefit from a good wax job ???
2/12/2012 10:02:55 PM	How are women like cars?
desertrat58 Salem, MO 57, joined Feb. 2011	...yeah but my truck smells like coconuts afterwards...
2/12/2012 10:36:50 PM	How are women like cars?
fun2bchattin Hedgesville, WV 49, joined Feb. 2011	I have a weird sense of humor, so not going to post what I was thinking. Just thank me now.
2/12/2012 10:40:34 PM	How are women like cars?
hunter12gauge Bellaire, OH 53, joined Apr. 2008	Because if its' got tits or tires,it will give you problems sooner of later.
2/12/2012 10:42:50 PM	How are women like cars?
bbw47reader Frederick, MD 54, joined Jun. 2009	Some are built for comfort, some are built for speed.
2/12/2012 10:43:41 PM	How are women like cars?
amargosa Riddle, OR 58, joined Aug. 2011	Quote from settee_g: Hmmmm....would that make me a collectors item? Got big tailfins on your ass? How about those nice eyelash headlights like the old '56 Ford had?
2/12/2012 11:54:15 PM	How are women like cars?
pdforone Litchfield, OH 65, joined Jul. 2010	Never date a lady named Ford, fix or repair daily? Make sure your rubber meets her road? Shiny side up, dirty side down?
2/12/2012 11:55:20 PM	How are women like cars?
th6231 Point Pleasant Beach, NJ 68, joined Jul. 2007	WOMEN are like PIANOS--they are GRAND--when they are NOT-- UPRIGHT.
2/12/2012 11:58:06 PM	How are women like cars?
bbw47reader Frederick, MD 54, joined Jun. 2009	Quote from th6231: WOMEN are like PIANOS--they are GRAND--when they are NOT-- UPRIGHT. You guys have the best corny jokes, lol.
2/13/2012 12:07:14 AM	How are women like cars?
th6231 Point Pleasant Beach, NJ 68, joined Jul. 2007	THANK YOU----always a quip when we are working. God it got cold out!!Hope you are OK!!
2/13/2012 12:09:47 AM	How are women like cars?
bbw47reader Frederick, MD 54, joined Jun. 2009	Yup, I should be going back to work this coming weekend for the first time since October. That surgery I had - one complication after another. Feeling good now, though! [Edited 2/13/2012 12:10:11 AM ]
2/13/2012 12:12:29 AM	How are women like cars?
th6231 Point Pleasant Beach, NJ 68, joined Jul. 2007	Good luck to you and we hope it all works out for the best.
2/13/2012 12:15:56 AM	How are women like cars?
th6231 Point Pleasant Beach, NJ 68, joined Jul. 2007	RIDIN' IN THE BACK--OF THAT P I N K CADILLAC....
2/13/2012 12:17:12 AM	How are women like cars?
bbw47reader Frederick, MD 54, joined Jun. 2009	Thank you! Stay warm and safe!
2/13/2012 12:25:19 AM	How are women like cars?
williyum Milwaukee, WI 48, joined Jan. 2011	If it has tits or wheels it's nothing but trouble
2/13/2012 12:28:39 AM	How are women like cars?
williyum Milwaukee, WI 48, joined Jan. 2011	It may be an old car But an old Ferrari is still a Ferrari
2/13/2012 12:28:39 AM	How are women like cars?
th6231 Point Pleasant Beach, NJ 68, joined Jul. 2007	Women are like used car ads---the photos is NOT really what you see when you actually look in the driveway!!BOY--am I going to catch shit for this phrase!!I'm sorry!!
2/13/2012 12:52:02 AM	How are women like cars?
williyum Milwaukee, WI 48, joined Jan. 2011	Oh She was hotter than a two dollar pistol She was the fastest thing around Long and lean every young man's dream She turned every head in town She was built and fun to handle Son I'm glad that you dropped in She reminds me of the one I loved back then Then I handed him my keys and said, here take her for a spin The old man scratched his head, then he looked at me and grinned He said son you just don't understand it ain't the car I want It's the brunette in your 'vette that turns me on Lyrics from a George jones song The corvette song
2/13/2012 12:55:47 AM	How are women like cars?
williyum Milwaukee, WI 48, joined Jan. 2011	Some are show cars Some are 20 footers
2/13/2012 12:58:46 AM	How are women like cars?
billmahy Channelview, TX 48, joined Nov. 2011	They both need TLC

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