2/13/2012 1:18:31 AM |
How are women like cars? |
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williyum
Milwaukee, WI
48, joined Jan. 2011
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Some like to get the latest model
And get a new one every year
I like keeping my old car careful regular maintainence
Taking her to a car show & showing her off.
Taking the top down on a good day.
Regular polishing
Always hand washing her.
Keeping her covered in a heated building
Never letting anyone test drive her
Making certain she is safe when you leave her alone.
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2/13/2012 1:25:52 AM |
How are women like cars? |
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williyum
Milwaukee, WI
48, joined Jan. 2011
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They are not meant for being locked up in a museum
they should be driven on a regular basis & with careful attention can last a lifetime.
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2/13/2012 1:29:04 AM |
How are women like cars? |
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williyum
Milwaukee, WI
48, joined Jan. 2011
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I prefer the ones that require premium fuel
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2/13/2012 1:34:39 AM |
How are women like cars? |
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williyum
Milwaukee, WI
48, joined Jan. 2011
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Coke bottle styled body
One that makes your heart race
And made in the USA
I would prefer the muscle car era
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2/13/2012 1:40:52 AM |
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williyum
Milwaukee, WI
48, joined Jan. 2011
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Ford
First
On
Race
Day
Fiat
Fix
It
Again
Tony
Chevrolet
Can
Hear
Every
Valve
Rattle
On
Long
Extended
Trips
Pontiac
People
Of
Normal
Thinking &
Inteligence
Acting
Classy
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2/13/2012 1:46:22 AM |
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jackwagon_v6

Los Angeles, CA
93, joined Jan. 2012
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They screech when you dont lube them enough.
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2/13/2012 1:54:17 AM |
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williyum
Milwaukee, WI
48, joined Jan. 2011
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Chrysler
. Company
. Has
. Requested
. You
. Should
. Learn
. Engine
. Repair
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2/13/2012 1:57:04 AM |
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williyum
Milwaukee, WI
48, joined Jan. 2011
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Porsche
. Proof
. Of
. Rich
. Spoiled
. Children
. Having
. Everything
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2/13/2012 1:58:17 AM |
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th6231

Point Pleasant Beach, NJ
68, joined Jul. 2007
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PONTIAC---Poor Old n****r thinks its a Cadillac   
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2/13/2012 2:07:32 AM |
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williyum
Milwaukee, WI
48, joined Jan. 2011
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A neglected one in bad shape
Can be restored to better than original .......with some quality time getting her in running order
Fixing up the body
Good tuneup
Fixing any problems
Then the previous owner will be jealous & want her back from you.
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2/13/2012 2:12:35 AM |
How are women like cars? |
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msyummilicious
Portland, OR
30, joined Feb. 2012
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Well I just need a good tune up every 300miles or so and my wheels rotated 
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2/13/2012 2:18:15 AM |
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williyum
Milwaukee, WI
48, joined Jan. 2011
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Some models require lots of attention.
Some models are easy to steal
Some models have had many owners
Some models are very reliable & glad you have around for all these years
Some models are always in the shop getting something done
Some models you can take anywhere & be proud of her
Some are fun to ride but you don't want anyone to know you drove it
Some always break down when you need them the most.
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2/13/2012 2:23:12 AM |
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williyum
Milwaukee, WI
48, joined Jan. 2011
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I love classics
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2/13/2012 2:26:06 AM |
How are women like cars? |
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williyum
Milwaukee, WI
48, joined Jan. 2011
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Make certain the title is clear before you stick any money ..... In it!
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2/13/2012 2:26:47 AM |
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th6231

Point Pleasant Beach, NJ
68, joined Jul. 2007
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J I F F Y -lube----10 minutes and we giterdone!!   
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2/13/2012 2:28:43 AM |
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williyum
Milwaukee, WI
48, joined Jan. 2011
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Test drives are not allowed without a credit check & a valid drivers license
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2/13/2012 2:33:30 AM |
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williyum
Milwaukee, WI
48, joined Jan. 2011
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If you read the manual you need to do all the scheduled maintenance
Not just a quick 10 minute lube job
Always have a professional trained
Mechanic who loves his job work on your car
Missed scheduled maintenance will be trouble down the road
You don't want any brake downs in the future
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2/13/2012 2:43:17 AM |
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th6231

Point Pleasant Beach, NJ
68, joined Jul. 2007
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In the old days---if the car was cold--and wouldn't start--you had to  CHOKE IT!! Today--smooth fuel injection makes em ready to purr as soon as you--TURN EM ON!!
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2/14/2012 4:37:15 AM |
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williyum
Milwaukee, WI
48, joined Jan. 2011
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Headlights pointed up high
Gets everyones attention!
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2/14/2012 4:43:24 AM |
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northphxhiker

Phoenix, AZ
54, joined Apr. 2009
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-i like to fiddle with their buttons,
-fun to get inside of them
-revv her engine, run her hard
-give her a bath, polish her bumpers
-give her a good lube
-take her top down on warm sunny days
-honk her horn
-flash her beams
-wax her upholstery...
-take her around the curves
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2/14/2012 4:53:05 AM |
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cayman144

Waco, TX
68, joined Jul. 2011
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She was long and lean,
Every young man's dream.
But the man down at the bank
Took her from me.
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