| 12/19/2014 11:57:44 AM |
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viper1e
Jeannette, PA
57, joined Dec. 2013
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| 1. Yes |
| 2. No |
| 3. Not telling |
| 4. Already have a prototype |
Fully functional, completely lifelike sexbots will be on the market very soon.
The day you can go to your local Walmart and buy your very own Pamela Sue Anderson, or Halle Berry, or Scarlett Johansson, the women are going to have a very serious wake-up call.
Meet singles at DateHookup.dating, we're 100% free! Join now!
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| 12/19/2014 11:58:58 AM |
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nubnuts427
Centerville, TN
50, joined Nov. 2014
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But can it make a decent sandwich?
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| 12/19/2014 11:59:53 AM |
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pdforone
Litchfield, OH
64, joined Jul. 2010
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Do they come in warm colors? 
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| 12/19/2014 12:01:51 PM |
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viper1e
Jeannette, PA
57, joined Dec. 2013
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But can it make a decent sandwich?
Sandwich making module not included but available at additional cost.
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| 12/19/2014 12:02:44 PM |
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kawkasian
Beverly Hills, CA
35, joined Sep. 2014
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I'm married and would buy one...guilt free 3somes!
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| 12/19/2014 12:04:25 PM |
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walt_hallow
Lexington, KY
59, joined Nov. 2014
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Leave the talking software out of mine
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| 12/19/2014 12:06:48 PM |
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fishnthec
Mesquite, TX
64, joined Oct. 2010
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If they just lie there in bed like they are dead, been there, done that, had that already!
Refer to my first ex-wife! 
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| 12/19/2014 12:07:17 PM |
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rocky_dennis
Mechanicsburg, PA
35, joined Nov. 2013
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Yes, I have been holding onto that lie about flying cars, for 30 years. This will do for now.
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| 12/19/2014 12:08:44 PM |
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helmholtzwatson
Raleigh, NC
50, joined Jun. 2014
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Another appliance to fix? No thanks, I don't even like microwaves!
Wait......Scarlett Johansson?
Dammit.
I'm in. 
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| 12/19/2014 12:08:58 PM |
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stl1
Saint Louis, MO
62, joined Jun. 2007
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Buy Energizer stock NOW ! ! !
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| 12/19/2014 12:13:54 PM |
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viper1e
Jeannette, PA
57, joined Dec. 2013
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Buy Energizer stock NOW ! ! !
All models come with solar refreshed lithium cells. An hour in the sun, and she's good for the next seventy-two hours. Depending upon the model, she will even get a tan, but never burn.
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| 12/19/2014 12:16:41 PM |
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settee_m
Dallas, TX
62, joined Feb. 2013
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| 12/19/2014 12:16:42 PM |
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sir_hugo_drax
Big Timber, MT
24, joined Apr. 2014
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Buy Energizer stock NOW ! ! !
Energizer?
More like DIEHARD!...
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| 12/19/2014 12:16:55 PM |
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walt_hallow
Lexington, KY
59, joined Nov. 2014
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As long as she comes with an off switch, I'm in..
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| 12/19/2014 12:18:50 PM |
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viper1e
Jeannette, PA
57, joined Dec. 2013
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The Lucy Liu, Grace Park, and Lucy Lawless models to be available in early 2020! 
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| 12/19/2014 12:23:16 PM |
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fishnthec
Mesquite, TX
64, joined Oct. 2010
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Will they be able to balance a bowl of peanuts on their head- when in their kneeling position? If yes, I'm in!
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| 12/19/2014 12:28:33 PM |
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amusicluvr
Salem, OR
63, joined Nov. 2013
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A female version of the 'Data'-like android from Star Trek? Sure, why not? All the benefits of a human companion with none of the drawbacks. Rather than argue, you can just order it back into the closet, or yank it's battery. It is coming. It will be fifty, or a hundred, years before the day arrives, but when it does, it will solve the population problem...all the sex everyone wants with no pregnancies resulting. Fewer real people will mean fewer eating, and thus less strain on the food supply...fewer famines, as what food there is will go further, and last longer, with fewer people eating it. There will be fewer divorces due to fewer marriages, as people will own droids rather than marry humans. That means fewer murders, and fewer divorce, domestic dispute, etc cases clogging courts. Women will have them too....Cary Grants. Pierce Brosnans, Johnny Depps, Young Elvises, etc. Weirdos will also have their: Elephant Man, Roseanne Barr, etc, types. Customization will be the thing...triple breasted 'aliens', foot long d*cks, etc.
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| 12/19/2014 12:29:20 PM |
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kawkasian
Beverly Hills, CA
35, joined Sep. 2014
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I'd be having my salad tossed every night by Megan Fox.
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| 12/19/2014 12:31:10 PM |
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txrose64
Pearland, TX
52, joined Jan. 2013
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ok so where's the Russel Crow, Hugh Jackman, Daniel Craig models?
or the George Clooney model..you marry him and suddenly you're interesting
and no I'd still not..it's NOT the same.
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| 12/19/2014 12:36:46 PM |
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fishnthec
Mesquite, TX
64, joined Oct. 2010
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I still have a boyish crush on Cherry 2000!
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| 12/19/2014 12:37:34 PM |
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viper1e
Jeannette, PA
57, joined Dec. 2013
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A female version of the 'Data'-like android from Star Trek? Sure, why not? All the benefits of a human companion with none of the drawbacks. Rather than argue, you can just order it back into the closet, or yank it's battery. It is coming. It will be fifty, or a hundred, years before the day arrives, but when it does, it will solve the population problem...all the sex everyone wants with no pregnancies resulting. Fewer real people will mean fewer eating, and thus less strain on the food supply...fewer famines, as what food there is will go further, and last longer, with fewer people eating it. There will be fewer divorces due to fewer marriages, as people will own droids rather than marry humans. That means fewer murders, and fewer divorce, domestic dispute, etc cases clogging courts. Women will have them too....Cary Grants. Pierce Brosnans, Johnny Depps, Young Elvises, etc. Weirdos will also have their: Elephant Man, Roseanne Barr, etc, types. Customization will be the thing...triple breasted 'aliens', foot long d*cks, etc.
Sorry, after due consideration, and customer feedback, the board has decided to produce ONLY female models.
Seeing as how the demands of the female persona are simply too difficult to satisfy, and the fact that they themselves created the demand in the first place.
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| 12/19/2014 12:41:19 PM |
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notazinbro
Naples, FL
63, joined Apr. 2008
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How about a free trial
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| 12/19/2014 12:42:36 PM |
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txrose64
Pearland, TX
52, joined Jan. 2013
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I still have a boyish crush on Cherry 2000!
and he still went with Melanie Griffith
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| 12/19/2014 12:43:57 PM |
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viper1e
Jeannette, PA
57, joined Dec. 2013
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Free trials are available for a mere 50,000 dollar deposit.
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| 12/19/2014 12:46:04 PM |
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sir_hugo_drax
Big Timber, MT
24, joined Apr. 2014
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I'd buy two.
I've no plans to stop cheating...
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| 12/19/2014 12:49:38 PM |
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helmholtzwatson
Raleigh, NC
50, joined Jun. 2014
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We talkin' full Borg,..... or 7 of 9 style?
Even she was a bit too 'plastic'.
Nah, I'll pass.
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| 12/19/2014 12:52:43 PM |
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kawkasian
Beverly Hills, CA
35, joined Sep. 2014
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The neighbor will try to borrow it like he borrows the lawn mower...(and then never gives it back)
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| 12/19/2014 12:56:35 PM |
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notazinbro
Naples, FL
63, joined Apr. 2008
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We talkin' full Borg,..... or 7 of 9 style?
Even she was a bit too 'plastic'.
Nah, I'll pass.
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| 12/19/2014 12:57:06 PM |
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helmholtzwatson
Raleigh, NC
50, joined Jun. 2014
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The neighbor will try to borrow it like he borrows the lawn mower...(and then never gives it back)
Wouldn't "Lief Blower" be more apropos?
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| 12/19/2014 1:00:31 PM |
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sir_hugo_drax
Big Timber, MT
24, joined Apr. 2014
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The neighbor will try to borrow it like he borrows the lawn mower...(and then never gives it back)
Another reason to buy two...
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| 12/19/2014 1:09:45 PM |
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viper1e
Jeannette, PA
57, joined Dec. 2013
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Another reason to buy two...
Only if you're crazy enough to lend in the first place.
Sloppy seconds were never my thing even when I was dealing with human females.
We talkin' full Borg,..... or 7 of 9 style?
Even she was a bit too 'plastic'.
Nah, I'll pass.
Were not talking about plastic, were talking about a carbon-based polymer that's actually grown from living skin. Think Arnold Schwarzenegger in the Terminator.
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| 12/19/2014 1:11:20 PM |
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sir_hugo_drax
Big Timber, MT
24, joined Apr. 2014
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Only if you're crazy enough to lend in the first place.
Sloppy seconds were never my thing even when I was dealing with human females.
I love my lawnmower, too, but a friend in need...
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| 12/19/2014 1:11:26 PM |
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eyesofmedusa
San Antonio, TX
51, joined Jun. 2012
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Fully functional, completely lifelike sexbots will be on the market very soon.
The day you can go to your local Walmart and buy your very own Pamela Sue Anderson, or Halle Berry, or Scarlett Johansson, the women are going to have a very serious wake-up call.
First...you said sexbots...no gender designated...correct?
Then threatened women with a wake up call ?
Correct?
And if cold chills just slid up ur spine ?
They shld hv....answer the questions please...
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| 12/19/2014 1:13:15 PM |
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peachy1954
Sacramento, CA
61, joined Oct. 2010
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I would buy the male version; much cheaper THEN supporting a deadbeat husband or hiring a contractor.
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| 12/19/2014 1:14:15 PM |
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viper1e
Jeannette, PA
57, joined Dec. 2013
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First...you said sexbots...no gender designated...correct?
Then threatened women with a wake up call ?
Correct?
And if cold chills just slid up ur spine ?
They shld hv....answer the questions please...
There was no threat implied or otherwise. The wakeup call was a reference to the fact that women have always held the reins of sexual power. That would be the only thing that they would lose. The ability to control men by the doling out of sexual... "Graces?"
I would buy the male version; much cheaper THEN supporting a deadbeat husband or hiring a contractor.
Sorry, after due consideration, and customer feedback, the board has decided to produce ONLY female models.
Seeing as how the demands of the female persona are simply too difficult to satisfy, and the fact that they themselves created the demand in the first place.
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| 12/19/2014 1:14:24 PM |
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sir_hugo_drax
Big Timber, MT
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*THAN*...
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| 12/19/2014 1:22:34 PM |
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viper1e
Jeannette, PA
57, joined Dec. 2013
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The market for male models would be dismal anyway.
My mom said with one of these, I can get as many of those as I want!
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| 12/19/2014 1:26:03 PM |
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comicbookfan97
Minneapolis, MN
38, joined Aug. 2010
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i prefer a real women not sure about a sexbot
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| 12/19/2014 1:52:16 PM |
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eyesofmedusa
San Antonio, TX
51, joined Jun. 2012
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Your gender gave us the.power...when your gender made.it more important than love...than caring....than intellect..compassion..humor...
As for a wake up call ?
It may be one for.the women who.feel their only worth is first derived from a man...second...from her looks...third from her sexual desirability.....
For the rest of us ?
Thank God...The Universe is kind and blesses her Sisters...
Saves us from dealing with the weakest off the species...
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| 12/19/2014 1:52:59 PM |
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icecreamsammich
Tucker, GA
65, joined May. 2014
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Women want men. That is just silly to believe the lie they don't.
So this bit is not correct.
There was no threat implied or otherwise. The wakeup call was a reference to the fact that women have always held the reins of sexual power. That would be the only thing that they would lose. The ability to control men by the doling out of sexual... "Graces?"
So the false assumption women can get all the desirable men they want just by having a vagina is false.
They probably can quickly get a less than desirable man quickly or a dirtbag instantly.
I will hold out for a real woman.
The best things about a woman are usually the things I would never expect or have asked for.
The lovely surprises.
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| 12/19/2014 1:55:15 PM |
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settee_m
Dallas, TX
62, joined Feb. 2013
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| 12/19/2014 1:56:37 PM |
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walt_hallow
Lexington, KY
59, joined Nov. 2014
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Yeah, like I said, don't want mine to talk.. 
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| 12/19/2014 1:57:10 PM |
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kawkasian
Beverly Hills, CA
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| 12/19/2014 1:57:52 PM |
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viper1e
Jeannette, PA
57, joined Dec. 2013
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Your gender gave us the.power...when your gender made.it more important than love...than caring....than intellect..compassion..humor...
As for a wake up call ?
It may be one for.the women who.feel their only worth is first derived from a man...second...from her looks...third from her sexual desirability.....
For the rest of us ?
Thank God...The Universe is kind and blesses her Sisters...
Saves us from dealing with the weakest off the species...
"Our" gender did not.
Biology did.
Consider the matriarchal societies, like Amazons. Men didn't have to put up with shit then! We were prized.
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| 12/19/2014 2:05:40 PM |
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settee_m
Dallas, TX
62, joined Feb. 2013
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Oh, stop, you're still prized...
Here's your ribbon:
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| 12/19/2014 2:06:27 PM |
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kawkasian
Beverly Hills, CA
35, joined Sep. 2014
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^ I call bullshit.
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| 12/19/2014 2:06:38 PM |
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settee_m
Dallas, TX
62, joined Feb. 2013
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That's a lotta bull....
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| 12/19/2014 2:08:24 PM |
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icecreamsammich
Tucker, GA
65, joined May. 2014
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"Our" gender did not.
Biology did.
Consider the matriarchal societies, like Amazons. Men didn't have to put up with shit then! We were prized.
Good men are highly sought now.
Listening to and arguing with damaged women that bash men on the value of the men they bash is foolish.
Of course they devalue men. Men are the reason for all of their problems. And then they grow up and own their own shit... And suddenly men are not they problem.
I am the cause of most of my problems.
When I have been hurt by others, I usually put myself in the position to be hurt.
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| 12/19/2014 2:11:20 PM |
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mrhankchinaski
Aurora, CO
54, joined Aug. 2014
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No. I like relating to women.
They still knock me out the way they are.
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| 12/19/2014 2:57:08 PM |
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pudiitatt
Barstow, CA
50, joined Aug. 2014
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Fully functional, completely lifelike sexbots will be on the market very soon.
The day you can go to your local Walmart and buy your very own Pamela Sue Anderson, or Halle Berry, or Scarlett Johansson, the women are going to have a very serious wake-up call.
pft... **don't care** 
Yep!! AND the same guys will be the ones buying such bots.
THE ONE'S WHO CAN'T GET ANY "REAL" P*SSY NOW...
and, i'm supposed to be jealous why?????????? I'm still not giving it to them.... sooooo, i say... bahahahahaha. 
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| 12/19/2014 3:01:36 PM |
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fishnthec
Mesquite, TX
64, joined Oct. 2010
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And here I thought all women had one of those thangs!
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| 12/19/2014 3:04:47 PM |
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artokol
Vaubecourt
France
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The original prototype The Medusa model was a failure and came with broken parts including no warranty and irritating Phyllis Diller voice topped with a beehive wig, can you assure us Joe that if we buy from you we'll be 100% satisfied and do we get any free extras...this is very interesting and your products sound technically advanced. Do your models respond positively to alcohol consumption and are there flatulence filters or controls. 36DD would be fine for me and Russian voice software for sex and BDSM sessions.
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| 12/19/2014 3:38:12 PM |
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pudiitatt
Barstow, CA
50, joined Aug. 2014
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^^
perhaps a particular type of married woman might think about buying one, fish...
so, you know... she might never have to sleep with her fat slouchy hubby ever, ever again!!!
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| 12/19/2014 3:43:14 PM |
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lovetodoit
Buffalo, MO
60, joined Sep. 2011
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Nope ain't nothing like a real chick.
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| 12/19/2014 3:50:31 PM |
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pudiitatt
Barstow, CA
50, joined Aug. 2014
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Nope ain't nothing like a real chick.
**sings**
"................ ain't nothing like the real thing, baby.....,, "
opps. sorry..... lost myself in the moment, for a sec.
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| 12/19/2014 3:55:35 PM |
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walt_hallow
Lexington, KY
59, joined Nov. 2014
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The upkeep on a robot has to be cheaper than it is on a real chick
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| 12/19/2014 3:55:48 PM |
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osoroho
Mesquite, TX
65, joined Jun. 2007
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I can see it already well judge I caught him screwing my robot so I shot him
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| 12/19/2014 3:57:00 PM |
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pdforone
Litchfield, OH
64, joined Jul. 2010
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I bought a new vacuum cleaner a couple of weeks ago! It's a lot quieter than a woman!
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| 12/19/2014 3:59:16 PM |
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stl1
Saint Louis, MO
62, joined Jun. 2007
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Woman would probably purchase twice as many for their men as men would buy for themselves.
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| 12/19/2014 4:01:27 PM |
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xmas_wish
Jacksonville, FL
55, joined Nov. 2014
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As long as she comes with an off switch, I'm in..
Perfect call Spook..
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