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fishingmom
Lake Alfred, FL
63, joined Aug. 2008
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So Laff, you telling us your last date went well?  
Meet singles at DateHookup.dating, we're 100% free! Join now!
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| 6/4/2015 2:44:05 PM |
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laffwimme
Bent Mountain, VA
66, joined Jul. 2012
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What, exactly.....is a date? Something new? 
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| 6/4/2015 2:49:11 PM |
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fishingmom
Lake Alfred, FL
63, joined Aug. 2008
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Beats me but figured YOURE the one talking about DSL
and here I thought it was a digital satellite package 
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| 6/4/2015 2:52:53 PM |
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laffwimme
Bent Mountain, VA
66, joined Jul. 2012
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Nope, Steven Tyler is not my type 
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| 6/4/2015 3:50:33 PM |
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orz
Portage, WI
67, joined Jul. 2010
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I think Brucie turned out very pretty. Isn't it amazing what many hours and dollars of plastic surgery can do. Guess the rest of us poor slobs will have to settle for what life gives us..including old age.
Joe tells me I have "F' me" eyes. I asked him what are those...still have no idea????
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| 6/4/2015 5:00:57 PM |
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igayle
Marshfield, MO
78, joined Jun. 2010
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Just consulted a height weight chat. Now if I have a large frame I'm OK, if I have a medium frame I need to lose ten pounds, if I have a small frame I need to lose twenty.
Now wouldn't you say I have a large frame????? PLEASE 
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| 6/4/2015 5:08:53 PM |
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fishingmom
Lake Alfred, FL
63, joined Aug. 2008
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If I were 6'5 I wouldnt need to lose weight.
Anyone got a stretching rack? 
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| 6/4/2015 8:16:21 PM |
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laffwimme
Bent Mountain, VA
66, joined Jul. 2012
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My Momma used to say I'd be 6' 5" if I wasn't so bow-legged
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| 6/4/2015 8:20:00 PM |
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oh_lydia
Upton, MA
69, joined May. 2013
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My Momma used to say mosquitos didn't bite me because I have sour blood
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| 6/4/2015 8:21:56 PM |
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laffwimme
Bent Mountain, VA
66, joined Jul. 2012
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Mommas are never wrong.......
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oh_lydia
Upton, MA
69, joined May. 2013
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And you'd be 6'5"
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| 6/4/2015 8:30:28 PM |
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laffwimme
Bent Mountain, VA
66, joined Jul. 2012
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Yeah....but it's not so bad down here in the lowlands.....
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| 6/5/2015 8:30:16 AM |
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igayle
Marshfield, MO
78, joined Jun. 2010
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Where are you guys?????
Came to play for an hour before I start my day and there's not a soul on here 
Maybe we're just playing hide and seek?
Ally Ally Ox in Free
Did you know that phrase came from...All ye, all ye Oxen in free......
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| 6/5/2015 8:47:41 AM |
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laffwimme
Bent Mountain, VA
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| 6/5/2015 11:12:08 AM |
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sharsea
Gulfport, MS
72, joined Dec. 2008
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I'm here....just bounced in searching for a chuckle. Got one too!
Four messages all from 50-57 yrs of age....non anywhere near me and two newbies.
FORGITABOUTIT!!!
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| 6/5/2015 1:30:33 PM |
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orz
Portage, WI
67, joined Jul. 2010
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It is a nice day. Joe called and he said it is not..sunny, hot and muggy. Hmmm...50 miles makes a dif..cloudy and 65.  I should get outside and plant stuff. And maybe work. yep...gonna think on that...
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| 6/5/2015 6:05:28 PM |
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kanedog
Onaway, MI
72, joined Dec. 2007
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Women think to much
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| 6/5/2015 6:44:05 PM |
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oh_lydia
Upton, MA
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| 6/5/2015 8:43:15 PM |
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laffwimme
Bent Mountain, VA
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| 6/6/2015 4:02:17 AM |
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bleuraven
Beavercreek, OR
63, joined Feb. 2015
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Black Bra (as told by a woman)
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.
Here's how it all went.
My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams...I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said,
(you are going to love this)
" What's for dinner, Zorro?"
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| 6/6/2015 8:46:39 AM |
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morles
San Antonio, TX
73, joined Nov. 2007
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..................^......
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| 6/6/2015 9:01:24 AM |
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shezakeeper_2
San Antonio, TX
62, joined Jul. 2013
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Blueraven ....... good one
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| 6/6/2015 11:14:25 AM |
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fishingmom
Lake Alfred, FL
63, joined Aug. 2008
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she should have answered...
"the horse you rode in on, Tonto!"
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| 6/6/2015 11:14:32 AM |
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bleuraven
Beavercreek, OR
63, joined Feb. 2015
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Thanks guys, a friend sent it to me, had to share. I think I would have hit my husband over the head with a frying pan.
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| 6/6/2015 7:43:43 PM |
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igayle
Marshfield, MO
78, joined Jun. 2010
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READY??? 
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| 6/6/2015 7:45:00 PM |
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oh_lydia
Upton, MA
69, joined May. 2013
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Nooooo!!
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| 6/6/2015 8:18:32 PM |
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bleuraven
Beavercreek, OR
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READY???
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| 6/6/2015 11:27:30 PM |
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connier
Nampa, ID
69, joined Jun. 2008
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do we need popcorn for this?
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| 6/6/2015 11:37:14 PM |
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tomphoenix53
Huntsville, AL
64, joined Apr. 2015
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Is it a lady or a guy, I'm scared to look 
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| 6/7/2015 5:46:10 AM |
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igayle
Marshfield, MO
78, joined Jun. 2010
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Is it a lady or a guy, I'm scared to look
At our age Tom, it's always scary to look
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| 6/7/2015 5:52:10 AM |
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back4alook
Lima, OH
64, joined Nov. 2012
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she should have answered...
"the horse you rode in on, Tonto!"
Or whatever you're cooking.
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| 6/7/2015 8:02:43 AM |
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sankie1
Irvine, KY
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| 6/7/2015 10:28:59 AM |
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igayle
Marshfield, MO
78, joined Jun. 2010
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I declare summer officially here for I have donned those dread Slitted Boxer shorts. Now, do keep in mind I have lost ten pounds. I look much more svelte even though I'll admit to still being a bit top heavy 
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| 6/7/2015 10:52:12 AM |
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laffwimme
Bent Mountain, VA
66, joined Jul. 2012
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Is a bit top heavy the same as big-breastesses ?
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| 6/7/2015 11:20:04 AM |
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igayle
Marshfield, MO
78, joined Jun. 2010
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Perhaps..........
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| 6/7/2015 11:25:51 AM |
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laffwimme
Bent Mountain, VA
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| 6/7/2015 11:47:08 AM |
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orz
Portage, WI
67, joined Jul. 2010
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Gayle is a hot mama and lies about her age!!! Not a day over 50! She is just after the men by pretending to be old and safe. Watch it boys. Oh..they all left to get enlargements of that picture......
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| 6/7/2015 10:58:59 PM |
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tomphoenix53
Huntsville, AL
64, joined Apr. 2015
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I got my copies. 
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| 6/8/2015 5:59:57 AM |
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shezakeeper_2
San Antonio, TX
62, joined Jul. 2013
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There ya go .... the PinUp Gals of DH .... could you imagine the calendar that would turn out to be ....... *LOL* ..... scary ...... no offense to anyone but just sounds scary to me.
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| 6/8/2015 7:04:02 AM |
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igayle
Marshfield, MO
78, joined Jun. 2010
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The rain is raining everywhere
It rains on field and tree
it rains upon umbrellas here
And especially on me
If you care to hear me misquote more children's poetry....just ask
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| 6/8/2015 12:44:56 PM |
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orz
Portage, WI
67, joined Jul. 2010
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But...think about how our perspectives change with age. Now young men look silly and juvenile. I look at Justin Beeber or any of the cool young studs and go  But, put a nice looking grey haired man on TV and I am looking. And look at older actresses and think..hmm...she looks good for her age. Look at the miracles they have done with Jenner even!!! Send ME that makeup artist. Pass on the surgeon though.
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| 6/8/2015 12:59:42 PM |
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laffwimme
Bent Mountain, VA
66, joined Jul. 2012
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They should lock Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus up in a small room together and they would kill each other. He would rather have a guy and she would rather have a gal to be locked up with. And take all the Kardashians out to sea and abandon them in a leaking raft.
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| 6/8/2015 1:12:50 PM |
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orz
Portage, WI
67, joined Jul. 2010
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Isn't it amazing what is put forth these days for stars to emulate and glorify? Remember Liz and D*ck, Sonny and Cher, Monroe and Micky Roony, Frank and those. The shock of their PRIVATE lives. We never knew how vulgar some comedians were in real private life. Or the affairs that were hushed up. Now the more vulgar, nasty, bad tempter or freaky one is, the more likely to get your own TV show.
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| 6/8/2015 1:16:51 PM |
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laffwimme
Bent Mountain, VA
66, joined Jul. 2012
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Yep and the reason I watch very little TV.
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| 6/8/2015 1:58:45 PM |
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sankie1
Irvine, KY
69, joined Dec. 2011
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They should lock Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus up in a small room together and they would kill each other. He would rather have a guy and she would rather have a gal to be locked up with. And take all the Kardashians out to sea and abandon them in a leaking raft.
Fully agree with every word including Orz's as well.
Went to visit son the other evening and he was watching American Sniper on Netflix. I swear every 10 words there was the F word. More in that movie than any I've ever heard and for what? I refuse to set and listen to it if that's all they can say. Not saying that in a curse word dropped at a specific moment is all bad, but if all I'm going to hear is F, F, F, then it's certainly not interesting. My impression was they turned a dramatic true story into trash.
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| 6/9/2015 6:52:03 AM |
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laffwimme
Bent Mountain, VA
66, joined Jul. 2012
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Eff it......
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| 6/9/2015 1:13:14 PM |
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orz
Portage, WI
67, joined Jul. 2010
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Once I heard mom say the F word. She looked at me and said..Welll..sometimes it just FITS! She HAD to have been ticked off! lol I get so tired of all the angst shows. dateline used to be a variety of news stuff each show. Now all it is is a reality show about some murder. Who cares. It happens every day. I don't need to see the details. How did you feel...gee fool..how do you think they felt! It seems todays shows want to dwell on every gory detail and shove camera in someones face to see their reaction. I have a better idea. Kick the reporter in the nuts and shove the camera in HIS face. lol. By the way..I have long fingernails.
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laffwimme
Bent Mountain, VA
66, joined Jul. 2012
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....my back itches.
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| 6/9/2015 1:19:42 PM |
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orz
Portage, WI
67, joined Jul. 2010
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How much blood do you want to lose?
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| 6/9/2015 1:20:38 PM |
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laffwimme
Bent Mountain, VA
66, joined Jul. 2012
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Yikes.....My back is more better now....
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| 6/10/2015 7:58:32 AM |
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igayle
Marshfield, MO
78, joined Jun. 2010
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The time has come
The Walrus said to speak of many things
Of shoes and ships and sealing wax
And whether pigs have wings
I am the Walrus 
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| 6/10/2015 8:07:20 AM |
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laffwimme
Bent Mountain, VA
66, joined Jul. 2012
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And the plural of walrus is walri, just like all those Elvis impersonators in Vegas are Elvi....
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irenes_shadow40
Conway, AR
76, joined Nov. 2013
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Well good morning , igayle and all gossipers,, so good to see a new post and blog here, a change from drama. All is good here in Arkansas at the time, could change anytime.. hugssss
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| 6/10/2015 11:46:55 AM |
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orz
Portage, WI
67, joined Jul. 2010
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Anyone sees the 96 year old gal dancing on Americas got talent? I think humans often reach AN AGE and then they never look any older past that age. Of course there are some that do..yoicks! And then she SKIPS off stage wearing heels. We should all be so lucky!
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| 6/10/2015 2:02:56 PM |
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igayle
Marshfield, MO
78, joined Jun. 2010
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I have bought myself an early birthday present...an Electric fireplace. Debated about it all Winter and now that Summer is here............
Paid a bit more for it than I intended but it was a birthday present.
Now Grandson is reading the directions how to put it together. I am taking my usual job as Supervisor 
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| 6/10/2015 2:28:34 PM |
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irenes_shadow40
Conway, AR
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I saw that little lady and thought she was just awesome to get out there and strut her stuff. I love to dance myself, but not on a stage.., I`m a slow dancer ya know shine belt buckles.
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| 6/10/2015 8:49:54 PM |
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oh_lydia
Upton, MA
69, joined May. 2013
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Pssst....I hear our OP's son-in-law is spoiling her with his bartending skills
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| 6/11/2015 7:55:42 AM |
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sharsea
Gulfport, MS
72, joined Dec. 2008
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Now I do wonder who is having a birthday really soon???
The grandson must be getting prepared for the special day. Before and after the big day.
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| 6/11/2015 8:04:03 AM |
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oh_lydia
Upton, MA
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Shar..I was going to send you an email last night typed in huge letter. Then I saw you post here and realized you're doing fine with normal size 
Good going girl  Just don't over do it! You may as well milk this one for a while. Get all you can out the grandson, the housekeeper and whoever else
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| 6/11/2015 8:12:11 AM |
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sankie1
Irvine, KY
69, joined Dec. 2011
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Did you hear that Shar is seeing bright colors (new eyes), Lydia is into sheets (laundry), Fishy loves young men (the BOYZ), Gayle is in her boxers (and not on the grassy knoll), and Laff is testing the souls (OOPS, soles of his dancing shoes).
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