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nat_now
Ocala, FL
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Meet singles at DateHookup.dating, we're 100% free! Join now!
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
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stareye1
Osage Beach, MO
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| 10/21/2013 5:28:05 PM |
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ramshakkle
Interlochen, MI
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View on YouTube
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| 10/21/2013 11:45:49 PM |
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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| 10/21/2013 11:54:07 PM |
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bluesrule
Marshalltown, IA
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hildaback
Jacksonville, FL
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I may have gotten this from here or fb. can't remember. funny we posted st same time
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bluesrule
Marshalltown, IA
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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kennylooking4u
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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^^^Thanks for bumping my thread Heart,that really blew my mind!
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kennylooking4u
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| 10/23/2013 3:25:14 PM |
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bluesrule
Marshalltown, IA
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A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?" He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?" Another few days go by, and it's raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?" He says, "What do I look like, Bob Vila?" The next day the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the car. He asks his wife what happened. "Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them," she says. "Great! How much is that going to cost me?" he snarls. Wife says: "Nothing. He said he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him." "Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?" asks the husband. "What do I look like," she says, "Betty Crocker?"
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| 10/23/2013 3:57:53 PM |
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ramshakkle
Interlochen, MI
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"I'm a pretty good cook - I'm sittin' on my groceries... Come on home with me, Honey - I'll show ya my best recipes..."
- Raised On Robbery - Joni Mitchell  
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| 10/23/2013 7:03:51 PM |
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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stareye1
Osage Beach, MO
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| 10/24/2013 11:31:11 AM |
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stareye1
Osage Beach, MO
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| 10/24/2013 1:11:00 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
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| 10/24/2013 3:44:42 PM |
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stareye1
Osage Beach, MO
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stareye1
Osage Beach, MO
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stareye1
Osage Beach, MO
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fishingmom
Lake Alfred, FL
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| 10/24/2013 4:52:45 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
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| 10/24/2013 8:24:36 PM |
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Fort Collins, CO
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
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Quote from stareye1:
Isn't that what Preparation H is for?
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| 10/25/2013 10:33:56 AM |
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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Cat Alarm Clock 
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| 10/25/2013 1:05:43 PM |
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stareye1
Osage Beach, MO
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Cupocheer !!!  
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| 10/25/2013 7:06:21 PM |
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pddh56
Fort Collins, CO
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Hey, everybody! My friend Jenny on Facebook got her replacement phone today and is very excited about it! So, I created this lovely artwork to help celebrate!
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| 10/25/2013 7:29:00 PM |
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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| 10/25/2013 9:28:19 PM |
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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Bob says to Lester, "You know, I reckon I'm about ready for a vacation, only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice as to where to go. Two years ago you said to go to Hawaii, I went to Hawaii, and Marie got pregnant. Then last year, you told me to go to the Bahamas, I went to the Bahamas, and Marie got pregnant again." Lester says, "So what you gonna do different this year?" Bob says, "This year, I'm takin' Marie with me..."
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| 10/25/2013 9:30:39 PM |
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bigbogiman
Corpus Christi, TX
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^^^
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| 10/25/2013 9:37:05 PM |
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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NUDITY
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!
HONESTY
My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago.
KETCHUP
A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother. Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle."
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| 10/25/2013 10:10:12 PM |
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bluesrule
Marshalltown, IA
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One day, there was a catastrophic event which caused all living creatures on earth to die. To sort things out, everyone went to heaven.
God approaches and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who ruled their women on earth and the other line for the men who were ruled by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."
With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women were gone and there were two lines. The line of men who were ruled by their women was 1000 miles long, and in the line of men who ruled their women, there was only one man.
God became angry and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all p*ssy whipped by your women. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
The man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."
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| 10/26/2013 10:57:08 AM |
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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fishingmom
Lake Alfred, FL
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Friend of mine posted in our home town thread about where her father was buried.. was a nice view from where he was buried... she was typing on a Kindel (sp)
"My dad has the same-sex view. Said he wanted to be near his friends from tge firebarn so they could olay cards like they did on Sunday morning, before they went to Billy's cafe for a beer before dinner"
then she said...
"Wow dont jnow where some of that post came from.....dammm kindke!,,,,!,,!"
think she needs a lap top
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bigbogiman
Corpus Christi, TX
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All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
Trying to decide who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."
"I should be in charge," said the blood, "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum,"Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
And insulted him,
So in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, thebrain had a terrible headache,
The stomach was bloated,
The legs got wobbly,
The eyes got watery,
And the blood was toxic..
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss
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The Moral of the story?
Even though the others do all the work...
The a** hole is usually in charge
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?"
Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in Heaven."
Mary answers, "He's in my heart."
Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, "He's in our bathroom!"
The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this.
"Well," Little Johnny says, "every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!'"
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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stareye1
Osage Beach, MO
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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There once was five year old boy who enjoyed playing with his train set. One afternoon, his mother happened to be standing by the door listening to the boy play. She was shocked when she heard him saying,
"All right, all of you son of a b*tches who want to get on the train, get on train. And all of you son of a b*tches who want to get off the train, get off the train. And all of you son of a b*tches who want to change seats, change seats now 'cause the train's getting ready to leave. Whoo whooooo."
The mother was just devastated, so she scolded her son and said to him,
"Now son, I want to go upstairs and take your nap, and when you get up, you can't play with your train set for two hours."
So the boy took his nap and didn't even mention his train set for two hours. After the two hours were up, the boy asked his mom if he could play with his train set again. She said yes, and asked him if he understood why he was punished. He nodded his head yes, and off he went. The mother stood by door to listen to what her son would say. The boy sat down to his train set and calmly said,
"Whoo whoooooo. All of you ladies and gentlemen who want to get on the train, get on the train. All of you ladies and gentlemen who want to get off the train, get off the train. And all you son of a b*tches who are pissed 'cause the train is two hours late, go talk to the b*tch in the kitchen.
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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MORE NUDITY
A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"
ELDERLY
While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. The various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs, unfailingly intrigued her. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The tooth fairy will never believe this!"
DRESS-UP
A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit." "And why not, darling?" "You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning."
SCHOOL
A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write and they won't let me talk!"
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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Ok,that's enough of that!
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| 10/28/2013 11:09:50 AM |
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stareye1
Osage Beach, MO
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I didn't do that..............
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| 10/28/2013 7:05:48 PM |
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
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| 10/28/2013 7:36:50 PM |
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mrusedup
Boss, MO
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Kinda, almost
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| 10/28/2013 10:20:19 PM |
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bigbogiman
Corpus Christi, TX
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A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman--- He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'
'No', he replies, 'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it...'
The intrigued woman says, 'a state-of-the-art watch? 'What's so special about it?'
The cowboy explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'
The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'
Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'
The woman giggles and replies 'Well it must be broken because I AM wearing panties!'
The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, 'Damn thing's an hour fast.!
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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| 10/28/2013 11:49:23 PM |
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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Donuts for everybody posting in my thread! ENJOY!
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| 10/28/2013 11:55:07 PM |
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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Really?? Donuts are my weakness..
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| 10/28/2013 11:59:42 PM |
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Lexington, KY
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Victorville, CA
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Victorville, CA
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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The manager of a liquor store gets a midnight phone call at home:
- Hello!
- At what time does the store open?
- At ten o'clock sir.
At two in the morning, the phone rings again:
- HELLO!
- Ya (burp), at what time does, euh, the store open?
- AT TEN IN THE MORNING, sir
Again, at four, the phone rings:
- H!E!L!L!O!
- Ya, euh, (burp), at ...time, euh, does the euh store open?
- At ten in the morning sir, but I am not sure that, since you are so drunk, I will let you in.
- I (burp) don't want, euh, to get in, euh, I want to get out!
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