3/5/2015 5:48:54 AM |
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mrhankchinaski

Aurora, CO
53, joined Aug. 2014
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Just because you are gassy and retaining water and all bloated out doesn't mean you should be a beeeeyotch.
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3/5/2015 6:28:39 AM |
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testsignup

Springfield, VA
61, joined Sep. 2009
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You have the causation sequence entirely wrong. All the symptoms you note are results of other causes, not causes themselves.
They aren't pitching a fuss because they are "bloated," they are upset AND they are bloated due to something else. Usually the same something else.
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3/5/2015 7:43:09 AM |
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bumblebee7

Fort Payne, AL
59, joined Apr. 2011
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and op?
your excuse is?
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3/5/2015 8:28:12 AM |
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candy0426

Newtown, PA
46, joined Aug. 2014
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How about you bleed for a week, have horrible cramps, bloating, massive hormonal mood swings and be sweet as pie? Or grow a baby and give birth to a watermelon? Or you could just shut up. 
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3/5/2015 8:29:11 AM |
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kawkasian

Houston, TX
47, joined Sep. 2014
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How about you bleed for a week, have horrible cramps, bloating, massive hormonal mood swings and be sweet as pie? Or grow a baby and give birth to a watermelon? Or you could just shut up. 
You mean an a** boil?..I've had those.
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3/5/2015 8:33:10 AM |
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candy0426

Newtown, PA
46, joined Aug. 2014
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Eww it was big enough to give birth to a watermelon? You musta looked like you had 3 cheeks!!
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3/5/2015 8:36:03 AM |
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oppsiidazi
Orr, MN
45, joined Oct. 2014
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Just because you are gassy and retaining water and all bloated out doesn't mean you should be a beeeeyotch.
... not me?!!! 
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3/5/2015 8:39:54 AM |
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bumblebee7

Fort Payne, AL
59, joined Apr. 2011
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Eww it was big enough to give birth to a watermelon? You musta looked like you had 3 cheeks!!
Hey...that was pretty good.
Maybe you should team up with Kawk and I.
I think if we worked at it...we could drive some op into the nuthouse.
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3/5/2015 8:42:51 AM |
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candy0426

Newtown, PA
46, joined Aug. 2014
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Hey...that was pretty good.
Maybe you should team up with Kawk and I.
I think if we worked at it...we could drive some op into the nuthouse.
I'm in 
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3/5/2015 8:46:00 AM |
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bumblebee7

Fort Payne, AL
59, joined Apr. 2011
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Okay....and
I did give birth to a watermelon once....I was so hungry I swallowed it whole.
It never processed....so.
Damn, that shit hurts.
I was a b*tch for over a month...
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3/5/2015 8:47:24 AM |
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twining

Anderson, SC
23, joined Jun. 2014
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Just because you've accomplished winning the all desirable award for pointing out the obvious, doesn't mean you get a free pass.
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3/5/2015 8:51:14 AM |
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bumblebee7

Fort Payne, AL
59, joined Apr. 2011
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nope.
He has to return to....Start over...without collecting the customary $200 bucks.
for the 77th time.
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3/5/2015 9:55:55 AM |
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soundzgood
Long Beach, CA
47, joined Feb. 2014
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We all have to hear it every time the "aunt comes to visit". Women have had it way
easier than men, at least you ladies have a clue to when it's coming, you can take
your Motrin..Ha , No worries . But you were all spared that "Hard on" thing. Remember
back in the fourth grade when they first came out with the hard on? You're sittin' in
class, & the teacher calls you up to the board & you're like, "You're the teacher you
figure it out....I got some kind of ligament thing goin' over here." Or you wake up,
he's already awake, he's makin' pancakes, & sayin' "Take me shoppin'...I need a new hat."
But that pee hard on Boyyy!!! Aint that a B*TCH?... You gotta stand there like a moron
and talk him down, or the MF will expect you to do a hand stand to pee. I could jack the
car up with it........Pardon me.
Yeah , so all that snivelling about "BLOATED" & "B*TCHY".........is really, really,
unattractive. But without any vindictiveness......if that helps.
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3/5/2015 10:50:11 AM |
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ltlwing

Williamsburg, OH
51, joined Oct. 2013
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Don't have that problem bloating, just a menopausal b*tch now. 
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3/5/2015 10:57:24 AM |
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archer513

Cincinnati, OH
40, joined Dec. 2014
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According to the bible,women on their period were not supposed to enter the house...they had a shed out back.
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3/5/2015 1:39:31 PM |
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mrhankchinaski

Aurora, CO
53, joined Aug. 2014
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How about you bleed for a week, have horrible cramps, bloating, massive hormonal mood swings and be sweet as pie? Or grow a baby and give birth to a watermelon? Or you could just shut up. 
That all sounds like a personal problem.
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3/5/2015 1:43:03 PM |
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mrhankchinaski

Aurora, CO
53, joined Aug. 2014
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Just because you've accomplished winning the all desirable award for pointing out the obvious, doesn't mean you get a free pass.
Believe me. I have had no free passes.
My life has been chock full of crampy gassy bloated women.
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3/5/2015 2:21:00 PM |
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testsignup

Springfield, VA
61, joined Sep. 2009
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Believe me. I have had no free passes.
My life has been chock full of crampy gassy bloated women.
And despite all that experience, you have learned nothing?
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3/5/2015 3:09:52 PM |
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mrhankchinaski

Aurora, CO
53, joined Aug. 2014
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Don't have that problem bloating,  just a menopausal b*tch now. 
You know I have a thing for menopausal b*tches.
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3/5/2015 3:56:16 PM |
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ltlwing

Williamsburg, OH
51, joined Oct. 2013
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You know I have a thing for menopausal b*tches.
And I have a thing for men,who have a thing for menopausal b*tches. 
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3/5/2015 4:01:57 PM |
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candy0426

Newtown, PA
46, joined Aug. 2014
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According to the bible,women on their period were not supposed to enter the house...they had a shed out back.
I wish I had a shed. A week alone sounds heavenly.
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3/5/2015 4:56:03 PM |
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mrhankchinaski

Aurora, CO
53, joined Aug. 2014
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And I have a thing for men,who have a thing for menopausal b*tches. 
I usually don't go for blondes, but for you, I could make an exception.
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3/5/2015 5:22:23 PM |
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truckerdaddy915

El Paso, TX
39, joined Feb. 2014
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Women get bloated after they've been dead a while.
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3/5/2015 11:39:14 PM |
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pickygirl72

Phelan, CA
44, joined Sep. 2011
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Womens World---->
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3/8/2015 2:14:28 PM |
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wildfir
Albany, IN
43, joined Sep. 2013
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Men have no damn idea how it is to be bloated and retaining water when on that time of the month. Some woman do get real b*tchy some don't and some end up in bed for 7 days. So OP unless u know what your talking about don't open your mouth.
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3/8/2015 2:22:50 PM |
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cupocheer

Assumption, IL
66, joined May. 2010
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OP just because your hank doesn't reach your chin doesn't mean you need to be a manslut.
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3/8/2015 3:16:32 PM |
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playingindirt

Eugene, OR
59, joined Mar. 2014
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the only one i see pitching a b*tch is you. lol 
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3/8/2015 3:21:09 PM |
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playingindirt

Eugene, OR
59, joined Mar. 2014
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STONE TEMPLE PILOTS LYRICS
"Dead & Bloated"
I am smellin' like the rose
that somebody gave me on
my birthday deathbed
I am smellin' like the rose
that somebody gave me
'cause I'm dead & bloated
I am smellin' like the rose
that somebody gave me on
my birthday deathbed
I am smellin' like the rose
that somebody gave me
'cause I'm dead & bloated
Ohh yeah, and she says it's natural
I feel I've come of age
When she peeks I start to run
Ohh yeah, and she says it's natural
I feel I've come of age
When she peeks I start to run
You can't swallow what I'm thinkin'
You can't swallow what I'm thinkin'
I am trampled under sole of
another man's shoes
Guess I walked too softly
Ohh yeah, and she says it's natural
I feel I've come of age
When she peeks I start to run
Ohh yeah, and she says it's natural
I feel I've come of age
When she peeks I start to run
You can't swallow what I'm thinkin'
You can't swallow what I'm thinkin'
I run through the world thinkin' 'bout tomorrow, thinkin' 'bout tomorrow
I run through the world thinkin' 'bout tomorrow, thinkin' 'bout tomorrow
I am smellin' like the rose
that somebody gave me on
my birthday deathbed
I am smellin' like the rose
that somebody gave me
'cause I'm dead & bloated
I run through the world thinkin' 'bout tomorrow, thinkin' 'bout tomorrow
I run through the world thinkin' 'bout tomorrow, thinkin' 'bout tomorrow
I run through the world thinkin' 'bout tomorrow, thinkin' 'bout tomorrow
I run through the world thinkin' 'bout tomorrow, thinkin' 'bout tomorrow
I am smellin' like the rose
that somebody gave me on
my birthday deathbed
I am smellin' like the rose
that somebody gave me, somebody gave me,
somebody gave me on
my birthday deathbed
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3/8/2015 3:32:14 PM |
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artist820

Tehachapi, CA
58, joined Jan. 2013
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I can't believe I read that wall-of-text. It did sound like music in the background that my musical ability composed...... Now I've got to go to YouTube and see if I was even close^^^^^^
OP men can be just as b*tchy >>going through their manly man-opause<<< And what's up with the man-boobs? ¿Really?
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3/8/2015 9:53:01 PM |
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packersbabe920

Green Bay, WI
49, joined Jul. 2013
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Op your whole talk is about women, all your threads
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3/8/2015 10:18:18 PM |
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ladiebugg55

Redding, CA
59, joined Jun. 2012
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How about you bleed for a week, have horrible cramps, bloating, massive hormonal mood swings and be sweet as pie? Or grow a baby and give birth to a watermelon? Or you could just shut up. 
Thats just the tip of the iceberg for many..people without compassion for others make me sick..
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3/9/2015 12:24:07 AM |
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vagmasterflash

Durand, WI
49, joined Nov. 2014
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And once again I am grateful to be me. No vagina....no problems.
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3/9/2015 4:11:09 AM |
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spaceface79

Des Moines, IA
35, joined Mar. 2014
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I've never found anything to help with it. I try my best not to let it affect my attitude, but I find it best to just avoid annoying people.
So, op, you should probably find something else to do for a couple of hours, since you are obviously incapable of staying off of her nerves.
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3/9/2015 8:27:45 AM |
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mrhankchinaski

Aurora, CO
53, joined Aug. 2014
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Some nice feedback on female bloating.
And the bicthyness that insues.
Thanx.
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3/9/2015 8:34:49 AM |
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teeheehee_

Montreal, QC
33, joined Jun. 2014
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.... No vagina....no problems.
It's not a problem, really. The problem is always other people. 
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3/9/2015 10:36:59 AM |
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lookin4him2012

Boone, NC
46, joined Jan. 2012
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Just because you are gassy and retaining water and all bloated out doesn't mean you should be a beeeeyotch.
And just because you're over 50 and can't get a complete hard on don't take it out on me.  Goes both ways buddy.
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3/9/2015 12:26:56 PM |
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mrhankchinaski

Aurora, CO
53, joined Aug. 2014
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And just because you're over 50 and can't get a complete hard on don't take it out on me.   Goes both ways buddy.
It's like a marble shaft.
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3/9/2015 1:49:45 PM |
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PlanJane2
White, GA
30, joined Nov. 2014
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It's probably women that are bloated because of their periods..
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3/9/2015 2:31:19 PM |
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letitridegirl

Louisville, KY
38, joined Aug. 2014
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Just because you are gassy and retaining water and all bloated out doesn't mean you should be a beeeeyotch.
I feel some bloating coming on. I just had one life saver 
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3/9/2015 4:02:05 PM |
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spaceface79

Des Moines, IA
35, joined Mar. 2014
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Some nice feedback on female bloating.
And the bicthyness that insues.
Thanx.
You mean like the b*tching you are doing? What is your excuse?
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3/9/2015 4:05:30 PM |
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Offcell
Seattle, WA
21, joined Feb. 2015
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I'm never b*tchy when I'm PMSing.
Actually studies Are starting to show is that woman don't really become B*tchy during PMS.
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