bigbogiman
Corpus Christi, TX
63, joined Feb. 2011
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How do you settle a presidential election when the vote is too close to
call?
With an ice fishing contest, of course!
After the first round of votes were counted, Hillary Clinton and Donald
Trump were deadlocked.
Instead of going through a recount, the two agreed to a week-long ice
fishing contest to settle the election. Whoever caught the most fish at the
end of the week would be the President.
The candidates decided a remote frozen lake in northern Wisconsin would be
the ideal place. No observers on the fishing grounds, but both candidates
would need to have their catches verified and counted each night at PM.
After Day 1, Trump returned with a total of 10 fish, Hillary came back with
nothing.
Day 2 finished, and Trump caught another 20 fish, but Hillary once again
came back with nothing!
That night, Hillary and her cronies got together and accused Trump of being
a "low-life, cheatin' son-of-a-gun." Instead of fishing on Day 3, they were
just going to follow Trump to spy on him and figure out how he was cheating.
Day 3 finished up and Trump had an incredible day, adding 50 fish to his
total!
That night, Hillary and her democratic buddies got together for the full
report on how Donald was cheating. Hillary stood up to give her report and
said, "You are not going to believe this, he's cutting holes in the ice!"
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packersbabe920
Green Bay, WI
51, joined Jul. 2013
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[Edited 8/11/2016 6:19:48 PM ]
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xall_night
Starke, FL
75, joined Mar. 2009
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dandruff
Cleveland, OH
47, joined May. 2009
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Love it
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