10/20/2016 5:04:36 AM |
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3n1wbgirl

Cameron, LA
53, joined May. 2011
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I'm super glued to the toilet seat.
Yikes 
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10/20/2016 9:10:52 PM |
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ronannlou

Suffolk, VA
44, joined May. 2014
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I'm super glued to the toilet seat.
hey, cabin, look up Stuck On You by Ray Stevens on Youtube. It is funny!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSnIgMBZoOY - is one of the postings of it
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10/20/2016 10:29:05 PM |
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pentopaper2

Death Valley, CA
50, joined Apr. 2014
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my scooter was stolen last night & tomorrow is payday so im broke as shit, aint got no bus fare. either come get me or im gonna lay here on the couch and watch me some price is right
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10/21/2016 6:02:57 AM |
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logcabin50

Bucklin, MO
51, joined Aug. 2016
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hey, cabin, look up Stuck On You by Ray Stevens on Youtube. It is funny!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSnIgMBZoOY - is one of the postings of it
That was funny,thanks.
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10/21/2016 10:46:32 AM |
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fastpony

Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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Mr Boss,your wife has me tied up
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10/21/2016 5:43:14 PM |
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ronannlou

Suffolk, VA
44, joined May. 2014
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That was funny,thanks. 
no problem. check out his other songs, he is good and funny. Weird Al is good too if you like novelty songs.
sorry, can't come to work today, I have a recording contract to fulfill today, maybe I can fit you back into my schedule tomorrow
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10/22/2016 9:57:32 AM |
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passionsam

Scarborough, ON
51, joined Feb. 2012
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I won't in at the goddamn call center today because for the first goddamn time in six shitty months, my c*cksuckin', motherf**kin', asslickin' turrets has f**kn' kicked in.
C*nt!!!
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10/22/2016 10:51:59 AM |
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new_ga_dude

Bethlehem, GA
52, joined Sep. 2015
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... have a logcabin stuck n my eye 
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10/22/2016 10:57:52 AM |
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logcabin50

Bucklin, MO
51, joined Aug. 2016
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I'm gonna win the lottery
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10/22/2016 1:13:40 PM |
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ronannlou

Suffolk, VA
44, joined May. 2014
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I won't in at the goddamn call center today because for the first goddamn time in six shitty months, my c*cksuckin', motherf**kin', asslickin' turrets has f**kn' kicked in.!
Wish there was a clapping emoticon I could put here!! If I never stepped one more time into a call center, I would be thrilled!!!!
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10/25/2016 12:50:39 AM |
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passionsam

Scarborough, ON
51, joined Feb. 2012
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Dustin needs his Porche detailed.....Twice.
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10/25/2016 4:51:59 AM |
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logcabin50

Bucklin, MO
51, joined Aug. 2016
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I won the lottery so "take this job and shove it".
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