| 2/11/2016 9:39:39 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
67, joined May. 2010
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The minister was talking with little Sven after church one Sunday....
"Your mother says your prayers with you each night, doesn't she?", asked the pastor.
"Yes. " replied little Sven.
"What does she say? " the minister queried.
Little Sven piped up, "Mama says 'Thank God, he's in bed! '"
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| 2/12/2016 4:00:28 PM |
Bull's Jokes...Sometimes Funny, Sometimes Not!! |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
67, joined May. 2010
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The minister was talking with little Sven after church one Sunday....
"Your mother says your prayers with you each night, doesn't she?", asked the pastor.
"Yes. " replied little Sven.
"What does she say? " the minister queried.
Little Sven piped up, "Mama says 'Thank God, he's in bed! '"
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| 2/14/2016 3:44:39 PM |
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
66, joined Jul. 2008
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The first California oranges arrived on the East Coast on this day in 1816. Today, people all over America get oranges from California. However, most of the lemons still come from Detroit.
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| 2/14/2016 3:54:40 PM |
Bull's Jokes...Sometimes Funny, Sometimes Not!! |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
67, joined May. 2010
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 (woman to Teddy Bear) Would you like some dinner?
 (Teddy Bear to woman) No thanks. I'm stuffed.
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| 2/14/2016 6:50:27 PM |
Bull's Jokes...Sometimes Funny, Sometimes Not!! |
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sankie1
Irvine, KY
68, joined Dec. 2011
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A young man went to a farmer to buy a donkey. The farmer apologized saying the donkey had died. Young man said he'd take it anyway.
Farmer asked why he wanted a dead donkey. Young man explained that he was having a raffle.
A few days later they ran into each other again and the farmer was interested in what had happened. Young man smiled and said he'd made $998 off the donkey. Farmer scratched his head and asked "didn't anyone complain".
"Yep, tbe winner but I gave him back his $2".
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| 2/15/2016 11:37:16 AM |
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orz
Portage, WI
66, joined Jul. 2010
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...sigh...the BOBBSIE TWINS strike.
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| 2/26/2016 2:13:44 PM |
Bull's Jokes...Sometimes Funny, Sometimes Not!! |
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orz
Portage, WI
66, joined Jul. 2010
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bump
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| 2/27/2016 2:19:59 PM |
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stargazzer
Creighton, NE
67, joined Feb. 2007
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Why? for spilled cup 
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| 2/27/2016 3:38:24 PM |
Bull's Jokes...Sometimes Funny, Sometimes Not!! |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
67, joined May. 2010
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Read your email.
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| 3/2/2016 9:29:18 AM |
Bull's Jokes...Sometimes Funny, Sometimes Not!! |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
67, joined May. 2010
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(man) Define conclusion.
(woman) That's easy. 
Then define conclusion.
Conclusion is when you get to that part where you got tired of thinking of thinking about it. 
(man scratching... head) Thats it?
Hell's Bells, can you stop thinking like a man for a minute? 
   
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| 3/13/2016 1:08:51 AM |
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sorpstar
Wayne, NJ
63, joined Oct. 2009
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True story
Wanted to play cards last night at my friends house with some buddys since we usually play there on Saturday nights every time his mom goes out but the only problem last night my friend lives with his mom. She had her piano boy friend over last night.
I said you and your mom don't own a piano so what's up with that???
He told me his mom's piano boy friend has been bringing his organ over every time he comes over to play with instead...
my friend ...Fuhgeddabouit...he's gullable...lol...
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