| 12/22/2014 7:53:22 PM |
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tami813
Tampa, FL
36, joined Oct. 2012
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| 12/27/2014 6:30:40 AM |
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javajunkiejr
Auburndale, FL
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| 12/27/2014 8:20:19 PM |
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javajunkiejr
Auburndale, FL
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| 1/10/2015 7:39:31 AM |
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tami813
Tampa, FL
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| 1/10/2015 8:32:39 AM |
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sparkly_balls
Pell City, AL
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This is totes me on an off weekend
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| 1/10/2015 10:12:04 AM |
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bambi_sparkles
Taft, CA
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| 1/17/2015 7:46:55 PM |
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javajunkiejr
Auburndale, FL
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| 1/20/2015 8:00:06 AM |
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javajunkiejr
Auburndale, FL
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| 1/25/2015 7:53:41 AM |
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tami813
Tampa, FL
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| 1/25/2015 8:02:10 AM |
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love_language
Speedwell, TN
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QFT!I've often wanted to rip them off some young chick trying to look all bad a** and failing miserably because they look as awkward as the leaning tower of pizza!
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| 1/26/2015 1:03:47 PM |
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tami813
Tampa, FL
36, joined Oct. 2012
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A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?" The operator said, "I can, what's the name and room number?"
The old lady in her weak voice said, "Norma Findlay, Room 302."
The operator replied, "Let me place you on hold while I check with her nurse."
After a few minutes the operator returned to the phone and said, "Oh, I have good news, her nurse just told me that Norma is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged on Tuesday."
The old lady said, "Thank you. That's wonderful! I was so worried! God bless you!"
The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?"
The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in 302. No one tells me shit!"
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| 1/26/2015 1:22:58 PM |
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killbill11
Selma, AL
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The first girl i was with always would scream out "F_ _ _ me like a man!". So one day i flipped her over, rammed it up her butt and called her steve. 
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| 1/27/2015 12:03:18 AM |
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iskimes
Pensacola, FL
40, joined Jul. 2012
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This old man said he wanted some strange to his old lady.. she said if u had a half inch more u would have som e strange. . Hehe
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| 2/6/2015 1:07:11 PM |
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tami813
Tampa, FL
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| 2/12/2015 1:16:18 PM |
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tami813
Tampa, FL
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| 2/12/2015 1:55:17 PM |
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negr0plz
Pensacola, FL
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| 2/12/2015 2:41:22 PM |
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tami813
Tampa, FL
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That's not funny. I'm making the grumpy cat face right now.
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| 2/12/2015 2:45:07 PM |
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michaels25
Orlando, FL
34, joined May. 2014
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lol
[Edited 2/12/2015 2:45:25 PM ]
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| 2/12/2015 3:34:14 PM |
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tami813
Tampa, FL
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| 2/12/2015 4:41:46 PM |
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negr0plz
Pensacola, FL
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| 2/12/2015 7:57:58 PM |
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javajunkiejr
Auburndale, FL
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| 2/12/2015 8:04:49 PM |
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drinkbleach
Oklahoma City, OK
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| 2/12/2015 8:09:21 PM |
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javajunkiejr
Auburndale, FL
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I love Moon-Moon..
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| 2/12/2015 8:21:07 PM |
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drinkbleach
Oklahoma City, OK
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...and they'll f**k up your vehicle if left unattended
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| 2/13/2015 12:16:32 PM |
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tami813
Tampa, FL
36, joined Oct. 2012
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I had to steal this,it goes here.
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| 2/14/2015 4:31:08 PM |
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tami813
Tampa, FL
36, joined Oct. 2012
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Stolen from Tay Tay.
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| 2/17/2015 2:25:30 PM |
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itsonlyme813
Tampa, FL
36, joined May. 2014
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Three blondes had boyfriends all named John and they kept getting confused. They decided to name them after sodas.
The first girl said, "I'll call mine 7 Up, because he's seven inches and he's always up."
The next girl said, "I'll call mine Mountain Dew, because he mounts me and knows exactly what to do."
The last girl goes, "I'll call mine Jack Daniels." The other girls yelled at her and said, "That's not a soda! That's a hard licker!"
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| 2/26/2015 4:59:07 AM |
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tami813
Tampa, FL
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Bill, 85, married Carrie, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Carrie decides that after their wedding she and Bill should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together.
After the wedding festivities Carrie prepares herself for bed and the expected knock on the door.
Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Bill, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one.
All goes well, Bill takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, Carrie hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it’s Bill,
Again he is ready for more ‘action’. Somewhat surprised, Carrie consents for more coupling.
When the newlyweds are done, Bill kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha, you guessed it – Bill is back again, rapping on the door and is as fresh as any 25-year-old, ready for more ‘action’.
And, once more they enjoy each other.
But as Bill gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, ‘I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Bill.’
Bill, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Carrie and says: ‘You mean I was here already?’
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| 3/1/2015 6:14:01 PM |
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javajunkiejr
Auburndale, FL
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| 3/4/2015 8:10:36 AM |
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tami813
Tampa, FL
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At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth."
Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother. He says, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father."
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth." The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your daddy a great big hug!"
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| 3/4/2015 8:17:28 AM |
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michaels25
Orlando, FL
34, joined May. 2014
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Lol damn
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| 3/13/2015 6:40:06 AM |
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tami813
Tampa, FL
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I had to steal this,it goes here.
Again, still funny.
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| 3/15/2015 7:36:08 AM |
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javajunkiejr
Auburndale, FL
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| 4/18/2015 11:41:41 PM |
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01lovesponge
Tampa, FL
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Knock knock?
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| 4/19/2015 5:17:30 PM |
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javajunkiejr
Auburndale, FL
42, joined Jan. 2013
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#f**kyouIwontdowhatyoutellme...
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| 5/8/2015 7:50:44 PM |
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sc0uting4u
Sarasota, FL
42, joined May. 2011
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Tami is slacking off.
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| 5/9/2015 2:35:59 PM |
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itsonlyme813
Tampa, FL
36, joined May. 2014
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Eh. Things haven't been funny lately.
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| 5/9/2015 3:27:26 PM |
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Bamabrocakes
Pell City, AL
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That makes me sad 
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| 5/19/2015 10:20:21 AM |
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sc0uting4u
Sarasota, FL
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| 5/30/2015 3:26:56 PM |
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javajunkiejr
Auburndale, FL
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| 6/27/2015 1:43:07 PM |
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itsonlyme813
Tampa, FL
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Anybody got a joke? 
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| 7/11/2015 11:50:32 AM |
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sc0uting4u
Sarasota, FL
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| 7/15/2015 6:26:25 PM |
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itsonlyme813
Tampa, FL
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A man was at the bar drinking alone with a sad look on his face when the bartender asked what was troubling him.
The man said he had just been fired from his job at the pickle factory.
How did that happen the bartender asked him?
The man told him. For the past few months I have been obsessed with the pickle slicer. I have had dreams about putting my pecker into the pickle slicer. So today I decided to fulfill my fantasies and do it. I stayed on the job for lunch and I did it.
My God! said the bartender. What happened?
Well my boss came in from lunch early and fired me on the spot.
But what about the pickle slicer? The bartender asked.
Oh, she was fired too.
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| 7/16/2015 3:31:20 AM |
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iskimes
Pensacola, FL
40, joined Jul. 2012
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Lol . Tami.. My joke is?? Srry I was lost in time. I have a slice up d.
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| 7/17/2015 6:02:01 PM |
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01lovesponge
Tampa, FL
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| 7/19/2015 8:43:14 AM |
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itsonlyme813
Tampa, FL
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A blonde who had been unemployed for several months got a job with Public Works. She was to paint lines down the center of a rural road. The supervisor told her that she was on probation and that she must stay at or above the set average of 2 miles per day to remain employed.
The blonde agreed to the conditions and starts right away. The supervisor checking up at the end of the day, found that the blonde had completed 4 miles on her first day, double the average! "Great," he told her, "I think you're really going to work out."
The next day, however, he was disappointed to find that the blonde only accomplished 2 miles. The supervisor thought, "Well she's still at the average and I don't want to discourage her, so I'll just keep quiet."
On the third day, the blonde only did one mile and the boss thought, "I need to talk to her before this gets any worse." The boss pulled the new employee in and says, "You were doing so great. The first day you did 4 miles, the second day 2 miles, but yesterday you only did one mile. Why? Is there a problem? An injury, equipment failure? What's keeping you from meeting the 2 mile minimum?"
The blonde replied, "Well, each day I keep getting further and further away from the bucket."
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| 7/21/2015 10:52:59 PM |
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russmann77
Pasadena, TX
40, joined Jun. 2015
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Two parents take their son on a vacation to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water. The son comes running up to his mom and says..."Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!" The mom says..."the bigger they are, the dumber they are." So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says..."Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than Daddy's!" The mom says..."the bigger they are, the dumber they are." So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says..."Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got !"
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| 7/22/2015 1:27:00 AM |
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iskimes
Pensacola, FL
40, joined Jul. 2012
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If I was a cat and I heard that Lesbians and men Eat pu$$y. I would run like hell..
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| 7/25/2015 6:41:23 AM |
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itsonlyme813
Tampa, FL
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| 9/9/2015 5:26:11 AM |
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sc0uting4u
Sarasota, FL
42, joined May. 2011
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| 9/18/2015 9:27:31 AM |
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sc0uting4u
Sarasota, FL
42, joined May. 2011
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