| 5/31/2014 7:54:49 PM |
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shezakeeper_2
San Antonio, TX
62, joined Jul. 2013
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Just something for fun. Laugh at yourself or others. 
Here is my "NTS" for today.
NTS: Go to the bathroom before I take my nap.
I kept dreaming I had to pee and every time I got back up (in my dream) I had to go again right away.
You guessed it when I work up for real I had to go really bad. I'm just thankful I didn't wet the bed. 
If you are sensitive to my particular NTS I was going to apologize and say I'm sorry but then I through ........
Don't be so serious and get real, lighten up !!! 
...... but if your NTS is serious that's ok too. I have those as well. Lessons learned. Just can't think of any right now.
Example: don't mix wine with champagne or don't attempt to make mash potatoes in a blender ....... whatever ...... 
We are not too old that we can't learn something!!!
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| 5/31/2014 8:09:48 PM |
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ooohman2
Brockton, MA
72, joined Dec. 2009
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Don't forget to turn the burner on when cooking . Takes a lot longer if you do. 
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| 5/31/2014 8:16:29 PM |
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shezakeeper_2
San Antonio, TX
62, joined Jul. 2013
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oooohman ........ that reminds me.
NTS: don't forget when you have something on the stove and think it's the neighbors cooking.
This morning my cast-iron skillet had something in it that I added water to so it would clean out easier. As I sat reading I'm thinking "mann, someone is making something and it smells so good so early in the morning" ...... I go to get more coffee .... it was what I had on the stove that was on simmer.
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| 5/31/2014 8:19:27 PM |
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igayle
Marshfield, MO
78, joined Jun. 2010
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NTS
Either leave room for dessert.
Better yet...eat dessert first so you don't miss out.
Is it desert or dessert??? 
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| 5/31/2014 8:21:21 PM |
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ooohman2
Brockton, MA
72, joined Dec. 2009
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NTS
I forgot a pot of sauce I put on the simmer Had not turned the burner down. Pan of tomato paste is all that was left.
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| 5/31/2014 8:22:35 PM |
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103tl1
Nesbit, MS
67, joined Jul. 2011
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NTS: Don't forget to turn off the oven when finished.
I've gotten to where I turn on the light over the range anytime I'm cooking. I shut it off after making sure everything else is off. At least I'll find it before going to bed.
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| 5/31/2014 8:32:25 PM |
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ooohman2
Brockton, MA
72, joined Dec. 2009
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NTS
Make sure you have a spare roll of toilet paper in bathroom at all times.
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| 5/31/2014 8:38:22 PM |
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motorcity4570
Marysville, MI
67, joined Jun. 2009
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Washed and dried the truck today
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~ Well Crap, I forgot to do the wheels !!!
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~ Don't forget to do the wheels tomorrow !!! ~~~ 
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| 5/31/2014 8:42:26 PM |
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morles
San Antonio, TX
73, joined Nov. 2007
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Not only Note to Self but to all...
There will no more 60's for the Bull..... 
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| 5/31/2014 8:42:49 PM |
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shezakeeper_2
San Antonio, TX
62, joined Jul. 2013
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NTS: Don't forget to turn off the oven when finished.
I've gotten to where I turn on the light over the range anytime I'm cooking. I shut it off after making sure everything else is off. At least I'll find it before going to bed.
NTS: I need to try this. 
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| 5/31/2014 8:44:27 PM |
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ooohman2
Brockton, MA
72, joined Dec. 2009
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Right there with yah Bull . Four months behind you .
NTS -- Don't let anyone know when birthday is.
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| 5/31/2014 8:45:09 PM |
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shezakeeper_2
San Antonio, TX
62, joined Jul. 2013
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Washed and dried the truck today
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~ Well Crap, I forgot to do the wheels !!!
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~ Don't forget to do the wheels tomorrow !!! ~~~
I hate when that happens. 
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| 6/1/2014 1:06:33 AM |
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fishingmom
Lake Alfred, FL
63, joined Aug. 2008
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NTS
dont agree to go out for breakfast after going out to karaoke with friends, its TOO late!
or dont order food! (yea right LOL)
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| 6/1/2014 4:25:09 AM |
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toeinthewater11
Campbell, MO
68, joined Aug. 2011
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Remember "THE PRIME DIRECTIVE" from STAR TREK? Well, my prime directive (NTS) is never, and I mean NEVER pass up a chance to pee while on a road trip. 
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| 6/1/2014 6:06:48 AM |
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shezakeeper_2
San Antonio, TX
62, joined Jul. 2013
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^^^^
NTS:
Start my walking tracker when I START walking instead of 1/2 way into my walk.
Just started the tracking thingy, never used it before. Is there a learning curve on these apps???
Thanks y'all for participating. Give us an incite to each others days and nights to get to know one another better.
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| 6/1/2014 8:12:22 AM |
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sweetate2
Albion, IN
67, joined Jul. 2013
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Never brush your teeth on a train just before it makes a stop.
They turn off the water and your left looking like a dog with rabies until they start up again....
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| 6/1/2014 10:13:47 AM |
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sankie1
Irvine, KY
69, joined Dec. 2011
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Not to Self:
Get it together. Stop paying expensive doctor's office visits just to be told I'm falling apart.
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| 6/1/2014 2:06:03 PM |
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oh_lydia
Upton, MA
69, joined May. 2013
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NTS..........Make a NTS to remember to take the shopping list when I go shopping 
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| 6/1/2014 3:32:18 PM |
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igayle
Marshfield, MO
78, joined Jun. 2010
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NTS............When you have to take that early morning pee break do NOT stay up.
It is possible to do this by not turning on any lights, squinting one eye and leaving the other closed and feeling your way along.
Another NTS.....do Not fall back to sleep on the pot
edited because all of a sudden I have bashful keys
[Edited 6/1/2014 3:33:50 PM ]
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| 6/2/2014 8:14:31 AM |
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sankie1
Irvine, KY
69, joined Dec. 2011
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Get off this computer, get into the shower, and GET GOING FOR THE DAY. BUT....don't forget to wish everyone a great day. BYE
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| 6/2/2014 8:32:28 AM |
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morles
San Antonio, TX
73, joined Nov. 2007
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Geeze .. Go get your Coffee.....
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| 6/2/2014 9:12:14 AM |
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newlady2
Goldsboro, NC
78, joined Apr. 2008
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She forgot .. *L
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| 6/2/2014 10:48:24 AM |
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sweetate2
Albion, IN
67, joined Jul. 2013
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NTS lock the doors at night and don't forget to take out the key
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| 6/3/2014 5:49:41 PM |
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fishingmom
Lake Alfred, FL
63, joined Aug. 2008
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^^^^^ done that! house and car keys in door, next morning went nuts looking for them.. 
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| 6/3/2014 6:06:17 PM |
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digitaldog
Grove, OK
68, joined Dec. 2010
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And PLEASE don't delete meeeeee...
Cause I is INNOCENT..!!!
 -XoXoXoX-
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| 6/3/2014 6:10:17 PM |
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digitaldog
Grove, OK
68, joined Dec. 2010
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And PLEASE don't delete meeeeee...
Cause I is INNOCENT..!!!
-XoXoXoX-
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| 6/3/2014 6:17:27 PM |
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digitaldog
Grove, OK
68, joined Dec. 2010
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And PLEASE don't delete meeeeee...
Cause I is INNOCENT..!!!
-XoXoXoX-
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| 6/3/2014 10:38:19 PM |
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sankie1
Irvine, KY
69, joined Dec. 2011
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Note to Self:
Even duct tape can't fix stupid.
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| 6/4/2014 9:08:44 AM |
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sankie1
Irvine, KY
69, joined Dec. 2011
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Latest slogan funny T-shirt I saw.
"The reason I have my concealed weapons license is that I'm too old to take an azz whooping, and too young to die"
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| 6/4/2014 2:55:42 PM |
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fishingmom
Lake Alfred, FL
63, joined Aug. 2008
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Note to self:
never underestimate the stupidity of others... they worked hard at it. 
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| 6/4/2014 3:07:31 PM |
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newlady2
Goldsboro, NC
78, joined Apr. 2008
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Ho w many make grocery lists and then leave them at home.. ?
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| 6/4/2014 3:22:16 PM |
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orz
Portage, WI
67, joined Jul. 2010
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 Hey DIGI!! NTS..microwave works better if turned on. So does toaster and water boiler for tea or coffee. NTS.Put the damn car keys on their hook..NOT in whatever coat pocket you happen to be wearing at the time! NTS. Make a note when going to get something in the other room so the door syndrome doesnt get me. course I do get a lot of stuff done in the other room I didnt go there to do.
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| 6/4/2014 3:36:02 PM |
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newlady2
Goldsboro, NC
78, joined Apr. 2008
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Well BLEEP bleep.. I really do abhore telephon e solicitors.... especially the automated ones !! .. Giv e me 3, 00 bucks for groceries indeed *LOL
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| 6/5/2014 9:21:49 AM |
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sankie1
Irvine, KY
69, joined Dec. 2011
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Well BLEEP bleep.. I really do abhore telephon e solicitors.... especially the automated ones !! .. Giv e me 3, 00 bucks for groceries indeed *LOL
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What they will give you will be a screwing that $3,000 won't start to pay for.
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| 6/5/2014 11:57:26 AM |
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igayle
Marshfield, MO
78, joined Jun. 2010
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Note to Self...........if you sit primly on the edge of the couch with the feather duster in one hand everyone will think you are working.
Another note to self....think long and hard before suggesting that "We" need to clean house and do laundry....."We" does mean both of you
I did not really want to be a participant
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| 6/5/2014 3:12:31 PM |
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fishingmom
Lake Alfred, FL
63, joined Aug. 2008
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NTS
Pat yourself on the back.. you didnt fall for the bait but simply smiled and let it back fire on them... YOU GO ME!!!!! 
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| 6/5/2014 4:34:57 PM |
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orz
Portage, WI
67, joined Jul. 2010
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Company coming over? Shove dishes in oven. Drag laundry basket into room and vacuum cleaner. Answer door with..gee sorry the house is a mess, was doing some deep cleaning.
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| 6/5/2014 4:49:03 PM |
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shezakeeper_2
San Antonio, TX
62, joined Jul. 2013
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^^^
Note to self ....... buy a gas cap that locks!!!! (Seems I've been robbed of my fuel and about 17 gallons of it.)
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| 6/5/2014 4:49:05 PM |
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catsmeow53
Pfafftown, NC
62, joined Mar. 2008
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NTS
“Remember that life is full of ups and downs,
without the downs the ups don’t mean anything.”
by Athena Orchard, a 12 year old who lost her battle with cancer on May 28, 2014.
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| 6/6/2014 7:49:51 AM |
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sweetate2
Albion, IN
67, joined Jul. 2013
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NTS wise advice needs listened to.
NTS candles and dust give off a romantic glow
NTS be assertive...........ok try and be assertive
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| 6/6/2014 1:49:40 PM |
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chris691
Tucson, AZ
65, joined Jan. 2014
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NTS wine an champagne make great floor stripper
Taste bad
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| 6/6/2014 3:22:40 PM |
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orz
Portage, WI
67, joined Jul. 2010
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Note to self..CLEAN house. sigh.............Ok...shovel house?
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| 6/6/2014 6:56:08 PM |
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bub049
Minneapolis, MN
70, joined Oct. 2010
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Note to self..CLEAN house. sigh.............Ok...shovel house?
That's mine. I subscribe to too many magazines and papers. Then never have enough time to read them all. Plus I am sorting through 45 years of Corvair parts to get rid of those I will never use.
No girlfriend, so no one to give a shit.....
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| 6/6/2014 7:25:04 PM |
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shezakeeper_2
San Antonio, TX
62, joined Jul. 2013
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NTS:
Make SURE gas is actually pumping into your tank. Especially since the gas gauge does not work.
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| 6/6/2014 11:20:12 PM |
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peachy1954
Sacramento, CA
63, joined Oct. 2010
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Note to Self...
Living alone is a lot less guilt if you take down the mirrors and buy good drapes.
Cooking is easier with one of those timers that turns the oven/burner off if you get distracted.
Matching your socks is easier if you just buy all of them the same.
Romance is more about if they don't want to sleep on your side of the bed or snore louder than you do. .
It is nicer to hear from the Grandkids if they aren't expecting money.
It is less expensive to buy extra keys than pay a locksmith.
Having a maid is great but it is exhausting getting everything done before they get there and mess up your system.
Probably if one can wait for something to arrive from a catalog; don't need it.
Probably anything that "puddles" is more work than I want.
Notes to self are more useful if I put them in my brain-book that I carry everywhere.
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| 6/7/2014 5:16:54 PM |
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fishingmom
Lake Alfred, FL
63, joined Aug. 2008
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| 6/7/2014 5:25:25 PM |
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sankie1
Irvine, KY
69, joined Dec. 2011
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NTS: Don't try to do everything in one day because there is another day east of tomorrow.
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| 6/8/2014 6:39:10 AM |
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shezakeeper_2
San Antonio, TX
62, joined Jul. 2013
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Note to Self...
Living alone is a lot less guilt if you take down the mirrors and buy good drapes.
I JUST got that one, dang I'm slow.
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| 6/8/2014 6:43:41 AM |
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newlady2
Goldsboro, NC
78, joined Apr. 2008
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sheza lol okay I am off for a good hot drink, its all yours , mirror inclded hun. *L
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| 6/8/2014 9:39:33 AM |
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sweetate2
Albion, IN
67, joined Jul. 2013
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See people more often...40 years may be a bit long
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| 6/9/2014 8:39:01 AM |
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sankie1
Irvine, KY
69, joined Dec. 2011
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Don't forget my "to do list" when I leave the house
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| 6/9/2014 6:13:48 PM |
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sweetate2
Albion, IN
67, joined Jul. 2013
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Fishing posted Fri is full moon and the 13........note to self ..... wear shoes and lock doors
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| 6/9/2014 6:26:20 PM |
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fishingmom
Lake Alfred, FL
63, joined Aug. 2008
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^^^^^^
Note to self.. be very cautious Friday
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| 6/10/2014 5:10:02 AM |
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fishingmom
Lake Alfred, FL
63, joined Aug. 2008
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NTS
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| 6/10/2014 5:14:30 AM |
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newlady2
Goldsboro, NC
78, joined Apr. 2008
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uh oh shakey shakey .. wake me up ..
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| 6/11/2014 7:47:31 AM |
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sankie1
Irvine, KY
69, joined Dec. 2011
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Note to Self: Dummy, that table has been setting in the same place for 3 years. Why did I just bang my ankle on the leg as if it materialized from nowhere?
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| 6/11/2014 1:36:15 PM |
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orz
Portage, WI
67, joined Jul. 2010
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Note..find the chunk of chocolate I cut off the block and set down in the kitchen to wash dishes. I don't THINK I ate it..sure I didnt..just a nibble. How the hell can it disappear!?? Do I have a super fast, invisible mouse or something??
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| 6/13/2014 7:47:46 AM |
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sankie1
Irvine, KY
69, joined Dec. 2011
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Note to Self: Don't allow things that I can't change to dampen my good spirits today.
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| 6/19/2014 5:43:41 AM |
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shezakeeper_2
San Antonio, TX
62, joined Jul. 2013
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NTS - Chinese food makes me swell more in the summer.
Orz ... missing chocolate is like spilling a beer, you got to cut'em off when they are careless with the finer things in life.
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| 6/19/2014 8:13:28 AM |
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sankie1
Irvine, KY
69, joined Dec. 2011
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Note to Self: Stop walking the fence rail and get my feet on solid ground. Walk on the positive side.
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