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sankie1
Irvine, KY
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I get the same results......I've always thought that mannequins were stuck up.
They are and boy do they tower it over you. Ever notice the sticks that go up their butts. Wouldn't that be enough reason to be stuck up?
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6/1/2015 8:57:59 AM |
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laffwimme
Bent Mountain, VA
66, joined Jul. 2012
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That's gotta hurt.
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6/1/2015 11:01:31 AM |
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igayle
Marshfield, MO
78, joined Jun. 2010
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The gossip is .....
Gayle is Young and Lovely, Bright and Beautiful, Sweet and Innocent
You guys hear that too????
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6/1/2015 11:10:51 AM |
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laffwimme
Bent Mountain, VA
66, joined Jul. 2012
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As a matter of fact....yes, yes I did.
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6/1/2015 11:45:12 AM |
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orz
Portage, WI
67, joined Jul. 2010
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One of my goats is a pain in the...if she doesnt stay off the 47 Dodge and it's roof, I am going to shoot her damn legs off! Would love to get rid of her. Sitting on the ground while the herd grazed the other day, happened to notice even tho a virgin, she has an udder at least a double E. Any guys interested?
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6/1/2015 12:02:03 PM |
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laffwimme
Bent Mountain, VA
66, joined Jul. 2012
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I'm more of a C man myself....
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tomphoenix53
Huntsville, AL
64, joined Apr. 2015
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Someone say udder
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6/1/2015 2:13:08 PM |
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igayle
Marshfield, MO
78, joined Jun. 2010
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I was a Goat Girl.....
She also climbed on car tops. My Dad made me sell her. I got $3.00. The next week the man I sold her to offered my Dad $10.00 to take her back.
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6/1/2015 2:18:18 PM |
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laffwimme
Bent Mountain, VA
66, joined Jul. 2012
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Nice pic.....Which one was the goat?
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6/1/2015 2:33:13 PM |
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tomphoenix53
Huntsville, AL
64, joined Apr. 2015
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Heheheeee
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6/1/2015 2:36:42 PM |
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igayle
Marshfield, MO
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Nice pic.....Which one was the goat?
The one that looks just like you of course
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6/1/2015 2:41:53 PM |
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laffwimme
Bent Mountain, VA
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6/1/2015 3:15:36 PM |
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tomphoenix53
Huntsville, AL
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Ya"'ll making my days
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6/1/2015 4:47:26 PM |
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shezakeeper_2
San Antonio, TX
62, joined Jul. 2013
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I never owned a goat. They stink but I have had cabrito but not a fan of it because I swear I can taste the goat hair.
No gossip here today.
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fishingmom
Lake Alfred, FL
63, joined Aug. 2008
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I had an interesting moment today
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6/1/2015 5:11:53 PM |
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shezakeeper_2
San Antonio, TX
62, joined Jul. 2013
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^^^ do tell .... we are all eyes ~
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6/1/2015 5:15:37 PM |
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fishingmom
Lake Alfred, FL
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ok but Im just going to copy and paste from other place.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
So there I was in class when a HS kid asked if he could retake his job profile to see if his interests changed. Sure no problem, then after about 10 minutes he innocently says, "Ms ?, Whats genital?" I looked at him and said, "Are ya friggin kidding me?" He points at the computer screen and it turns out the word was GENETICS... so I explain what Genetics is.
Phewwww that was close til again he turns to me and says, "so whats genitals?" I just looked at him and said, "Oh my freaking word, its your privates!" He busted up laughing saying, "Oh".
Never a dull moment, thank GOD I love my job... LOL!!
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thing is, he was serious
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6/1/2015 5:18:57 PM |
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shezakeeper_2
San Antonio, TX
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*SMH*
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6/1/2015 5:19:51 PM |
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fishingmom
Lake Alfred, FL
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hes a repeater so I knew he was serious, just gotta love my boyz
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tomphoenix53
Huntsville, AL
64, joined Apr. 2015
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I thought it was a jewish food
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6/1/2015 5:43:03 PM |
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fishingmom
Lake Alfred, FL
63, joined Aug. 2008
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Im just glad theres no Show And Tell day
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6/1/2015 5:44:08 PM |
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shezakeeper_2
San Antonio, TX
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I thought it was a jewish food
that was so bad .......
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6/1/2015 8:58:16 PM |
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laffwimme
Bent Mountain, VA
66, joined Jul. 2012
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Is everyone having a BM at the same time.... Where is everybody?
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6/1/2015 9:05:59 PM |
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oh_lydia
Upton, MA
69, joined May. 2013
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Okay....gossip....Bubby sometimes signs his texts "Bunny". Could it be, he likes hopping from hole to hole
Or...could it be auto-correct signs his texts for him
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6/1/2015 9:16:32 PM |
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fannybly01
New Philadelphia, PA
83, joined Jul. 2014
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My sons new girl friend walks like she ...............no I better not say
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6/1/2015 9:28:07 PM |
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igayle
Marshfield, MO
78, joined Jun. 2010
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I have swallowed another gnat...............
It was the third one
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6/1/2015 9:29:20 PM |
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oh_lydia
Upton, MA
69, joined May. 2013
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I have swallowed another gnat...............
It was the third one
Maybe you should keep your mouth shut while you're typing
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6/1/2015 9:30:49 PM |
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oh_lydia
Upton, MA
69, joined May. 2013
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My sons new girl friend walks like she ...............no I better not say
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connier
Nampa, ID
69, joined Jun. 2008
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ya'll just keep talkin, I'm writing a book and some of this stuff is pretty good..
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6/2/2015 5:40:17 AM |
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shezakeeper_2
San Antonio, TX
62, joined Jul. 2013
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I have swallowed another gnat...............
It was the third one
Growing up my Aunt would say "close your mouth you look stupid" ..... my Aunt was rather abrupt and she would say it to any of us kids. As harsh as it was I don't sit around with my mouth hanging open .......... NOT saying you do ......... just your comment brought back memories.
Adds protein to your diet........
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6/2/2015 6:58:11 AM |
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laffwimme
Bent Mountain, VA
66, joined Jul. 2012
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Probably not a good time to mention gnat butter.....
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sharsea
Gulfport, MS
72, joined Dec. 2008
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I am in the market for a gnat eater, ant eater, mosquito eater and wood roach smasher....please contact me ASAP!
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sankie1
Irvine, KY
69, joined Dec. 2011
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I am in the market for a gnat eater, ant eater, mosquito eater and wood roach smasher....please contact me ASAP!
Shar, get one of those "lifetime guaranteed bug killers". You can make one yourself. Just take two pieces of 2 X 4 about three inches long. Hold one in each hand and slam together. Guaranteed to kill.
The story about the BOYZ is funny. Most don't know what anything means that is spelled with more than four letters. For the correcting text I really have the #1 true story and laugh myself silly everytime I think of it. Son's neighbor does handyman work on the side. A couple guys rented house across the road and they seemed like the funny sort, but were friendly. They wanted the handyman to pressure wash their back deck. One afternoon he finished a job and had time so he texted saying "As soon as I get home I'm coming over to jump on your deck". The text corrected to say "d*ck" instead of deck. His phone rang and the guy was saying "you know that Jeff and I are a couple and I don't fool around with anyone else".
Couldn't have happened to a better guy. That's one he'll never live down.
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laffwimme
Bent Mountain, VA
66, joined Jul. 2012
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^^^^^^a couple of what?^^^^^^
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6/2/2015 10:06:45 AM |
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tomphoenix53
Huntsville, AL
64, joined Apr. 2015
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You know uhhhhhh a couple
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6/2/2015 11:53:49 AM |
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orz
Portage, WI
67, joined Jul. 2010
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Ex and I were playing scrabble with his brother and wife. I put down pubic. Bro looks and says what is pubic.The word is public. I said it is pubic, not public. Yours MAY be public but mine isn't!! His wife and I looked at him like he was a moron. We tried to explain..it is your privates. You pubic area! His wife finally got it across in plainer language. lol.
Husband brought home a thermos of goat milk from a guy at work. We hated it. I said amazing..smells like the goat and TASTES like a goat! Yuck. Dad liked goat cheese. Found it once..mom and I went GAG. Sweet and weird! And my goats dont smell...the billies are the stinkers. Typical male.
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mwoman55
Sandgap, KY
64, joined Jun. 2008
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My neighbor once had goats. I bought milk from her. She washed her goats before she milked them. Just good tasting milk.
After her husband had a motorcycle accident she had to sell the goats. No time to take care of them. She was too busy taking care of him once he came home after 4 months in the hospital.
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6/2/2015 8:17:17 PM |
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back4alook
Lima, OH
64, joined Nov. 2012
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When we were kids, we went to visit my aunt and uncle in Mi. She gave us cereal for breakfast and halfway through it, she said the milk was goats milk. Mom looked around the table at all of us kids as if to say, "Don't you dare". We knew the look and we didn't dare. If my aunt hadn't said anything, we wouldn't have known the difference.
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tomphoenix53
Huntsville, AL
64, joined Apr. 2015
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Sometimes I feel like a old goat, hope I don't smell like one
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6/3/2015 12:59:37 AM |
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driver406
Saint Paul, MN
65, joined Oct. 2009
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Many years ago I made a delivery and ELVIS signed for the package. Belly was the same, but he has an earring now. He was working as a receptionist in Golden Valley. They told me he moved to San Francisco as he walked the other side of the tracks. No wonder he only has one kid!
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6/3/2015 1:26:41 AM |
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tomphoenix53
Huntsville, AL
64, joined Apr. 2015
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Then things happen Driver
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6/3/2015 7:33:27 AM |
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sankie1
Irvine, KY
69, joined Dec. 2011
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Many years ago I made a delivery and ELVIS signed for the package. Belly was the same, but he has an earring now. He was working as a receptionist in Golden Valley. They told me he moved to San Francisco as he walked the other side of the tracks. No wonder he only has one kid!
So Elvis is alive...... Perhaps he and Bruce (Catlyn or whatever name it is) can share wardrobe.
Funny is OK, I won't judge but not inviting them to dinner either. BUT WHY.....do they have to go to the extreme in looking and acting the part? Didn't think there was anything worse than a prissy azzed, whinny woman but to see it in a guy takes it one knotch higher.
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6/3/2015 9:33:01 AM |
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igayle
Marshfield, MO
78, joined Jun. 2010
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Elvis always made me gag. Bruce Jenner was everyone's hero, now he is just everyone's joke. Takes money to be truly stupid.
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6/3/2015 10:00:42 AM |
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laffwimme
Bent Mountain, VA
66, joined Jul. 2012
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Bruce Jenner was indeed a hero to many. Winning the Decathlon in the Olympics pretty much says you are the best athlete in the world. I could see Steven Tyler of Aerosmith doing this, as he is almost there naturally. He missed a good chance to be a woman from the git-go. But not Bruce Jenner.
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tomphoenix53
Huntsville, AL
64, joined Apr. 2015
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And the world, gets crazier. What's next.
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6/3/2015 11:17:15 AM |
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igayle
Marshfield, MO
78, joined Jun. 2010
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I don't mind Tyler...he is masculine in his own right and you can tell he likes women. And women like Him!!!
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6/3/2015 11:28:34 AM |
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laffwimme
Bent Mountain, VA
66, joined Jul. 2012
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DSLs
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6/3/2015 11:31:00 AM |
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igayle
Marshfield, MO
78, joined Jun. 2010
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Why do you do that to me You know I never understand acronyms
Now tell me what it means.............please.
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6/3/2015 11:38:35 AM |
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laffwimme
Bent Mountain, VA
66, joined Jul. 2012
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I told you once and you said you'd never ask again.....
Sure you wanna know?
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6/3/2015 11:50:16 AM |
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igayle
Marshfield, MO
78, joined Jun. 2010
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I forgot
Whisper it in my ear so I don't blush.
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6/3/2015 11:52:07 AM |
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tomphoenix53
Huntsville, AL
64, joined Apr. 2015
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Yea, tell her, tell her
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laffwimme
Bent Mountain, VA
66, joined Jul. 2012
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DSLs .....whispering softly for Miss Gayle....D*CK SUCKING LIPS......
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6/4/2015 9:50:54 AM |
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sankie1
Irvine, KY
69, joined Dec. 2011
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Laff, she said to whisper but you shouted.
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6/4/2015 10:20:35 AM |
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laffwimme
Bent Mountain, VA
66, joined Jul. 2012
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My bad
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shezakeeper_2
San Antonio, TX
62, joined Jul. 2013
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Gayle.... Glad I didn't ask but I also had forgot what it stood for.
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6/4/2015 12:26:25 PM |
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igayle
Marshfield, MO
78, joined Jun. 2010
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My ears are ringing, my cheeks red.
But I had it figured out as Ducks Sometimes Lisp
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6/4/2015 12:30:52 PM |
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laffwimme
Bent Mountain, VA
66, joined Jul. 2012
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Anything else ya'll wanna know?
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sharsea
Gulfport, MS
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Laff, she said to whisper but you shouted.
DSL.....
DEVIL SHOUTING LAFF!!!
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6/4/2015 1:10:06 PM |
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tomphoenix53
Huntsville, AL
64, joined Apr. 2015
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Dang Laff, you sure gave her a mouth full.
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laffwimme
Bent Mountain, VA
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Dang Laff, you sure gave her a mouth full.
Thanks Tom......that comment ought to get ME out of the doghouse
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