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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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 I have a red set of suspenders...
Meet singles at DateHookup.dating, we're 100% free! Join now!
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mcpixie1
Moreno Valley, CA
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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| 7/13/2013 2:40:17 PM |
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bigbogiman
Corpus Christi, TX
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I'm not 16 anymore..  Do I get suspended?
Things full of hot air are self-suspending  
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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You should know..
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| 7/14/2013 4:28:06 PM |
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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bluesrule
Marshalltown, IA
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| 7/16/2013 12:18:56 AM |
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bluesrule
Marshalltown, IA
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Grandpa was showing little Johnny around the farm, and when they came to the corral, he explained, "That's a bull and a cow, and he's serving her." A little later on, they saw horses. The Grandpa said, "That's a stud and a mare, and he's serving her, too."
That night at supper, after everyone was seated and grace was said, Grandma turned to Grandpa and said, "Will you please serve the turkey?"
Little Johnny jumped up and yelled, "If he does, I'm eating a hamburger!
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laffwimme
Bent Mountain, VA
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^^^ ^^^^ at Miss blue.
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| 7/16/2013 3:25:33 PM |
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bluesrule
Marshalltown, IA
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Hi Laff 
SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda.
WANDA: Hi! Sylvia.
How'd you die?
SYLVIA: I froze to death.
WANDA: How horrible!
SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.
What about you?
WANDA: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
SYLVIA: So, what happened?
WANDA: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
SYLVIA: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer -- we'd both still be alive.
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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bluesrule
Marshalltown, IA
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bluesrule
Marshalltown, IA
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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Just wanted to thank everyone for posting in my thread and having fun,so each poster gets to pick one free prize on me,no tickets necessary!Enjoy!
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bigbogiman
Corpus Christi, TX
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Kenny my friend, what did you mean by "one free prize on me". Are you wearing the tiara? How about some whipped cream?
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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Really like this thread Kenny..Thank you!
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redrver
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findingalicia
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redrver
Sedalia, MO
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redrver
Sedalia, MO
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What common English verb becomes its own past tense by rearranging its letters?
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| 7/17/2013 10:30:31 PM |
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bigbogiman
Corpus Christi, TX
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Just the thought of it makes me hungry.
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| 7/17/2013 11:03:11 PM |
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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What common English verb becomes its own past tense by rearranging its letters?
eat<---ate
Here's a prize for you Red!
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| 7/18/2013 1:41:00 AM |
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bigbogiman
Corpus Christi, TX
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Kenny, look at my reply very slowly.
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| 7/18/2013 4:39:11 AM |
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pddh56
Fort Collins, CO
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How can you guys be joking around when tragedies like this are happening all around us?
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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stareye1
Osage Beach, MO
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Alicia and Blue !!!
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| 7/18/2013 10:45:31 AM |
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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Darn it Big,there's no whipped cream here!If you're offering me a prize,I'll take the cotton candy.
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mcpixie1
Moreno Valley, CA
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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Hi Pixie! 
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mcpixie1
Moreno Valley, CA
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Oh hello, K! 
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| 7/18/2013 7:43:46 PM |
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mcpixie1
Moreno Valley, CA
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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Pixie
 
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lahtil39
Jasper, IN
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A balding, white haired man from Chebacco Lake and Florida, walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.
The man said, ‘No, I’d like to see something a little more special.’
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. ‘Here’s a stunning ring at only $40,000 the jeweler said. The lady’s eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said, ‘We’ll take it.’
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, ‘By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I’ll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I’ll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.’
On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said, ‘There’s no money in that account.’
‘I know,’ said the old man, ‘But let me tell you about MY GREAT WEEKEND!’
See…….Not All Seniors Are Senile
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lorlieanne
Sweet Home, OR
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Too funny LMAO
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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A Teacher askes her class.. If theres 5 birds sitting on a fence & u shoot 1,how many will be left ? She calles on lil freddy, he replies none they all flew away with the 1st gun shot !! Lil Freddy says I have a ? 4 u!! There are 3 girls on a bench having ice cream !1 is delicatley licking the sides of her triple scoop ice cream cone the 2nd is gobbling down the top & sucking the cone 3rd one is bitting the top off.. Which 1 is married ?? Teacher blushing a great deal replied well I suppose the one that gobbled down & sucked the cone!! Lil freddy says No, It's the 1 with the Wedding Ring !But I like your Thinking .... So Please be aware as you slide down the banister of life,, May the splinters never point the wrong way!!
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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Geezer Nascar
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kitty97
West Palm Beach, FL
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I've seen bigger go carts or bumper cars!
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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Osage Beach, MO
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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Star!...Good to see you again..
An old man in Mississippi is sitting on his front porch watching the sun rise. He sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm. "Hey boy, whatcha got there?" "Roll of chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" ... "Gonna catch some chickens." "You damn fool! You can't catch chickens with chicken wire!" The boy just laughs and keeps walking. That evening at sunset, the boy comes walking by, dragging behind him the chicken wire with about 30 chickens caught in it. The next morning, the old man is out watching the sun rise and he sees the boy walk by carrying something in his hand. "Hey boy, whatcha got there?" "Roll of duct tape." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch me some ducks." "You damn fool! You can't catch ducks with duct tape!" The boy just laughs and keeps walking.That night around sunset the boy walks by, trailing behind him the unrolled roll of duct tape with about 35 ducks caught in it. The next morning, the old man sees the boy walking by carrying what looks like a long reed with something fuzzy on the end. ''Hey boy, whatcha got there?" "It's a p*ssy willow." "Wait up kid... I'll get my hat."
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stareye1
Osage Beach, MO
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Alicia !!! It is good to be here !!!
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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Good Morming
A young man goes to the department store to pick out a pair of gloves for his sweetheart. He is accompanied by his sweetheart's sister, who purchases a pair of panties. Unfortunately, the bags get mixed up, and the man ends up sending his sweetheart the pair of panties, along with this heartfelt note:
"Dearest Darling,
I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out. Your sister was very insistent that the shorter fashions are easiest to remove. I know these are a delicate shade, but the salesgirl showed me a pair that she's been wearing for three weeks, and they were hardly soiled. When she tried them on for me, she really quite smart.
The salesgirl recommends that you blow in them when you take them off as they will naturally be a little damp. Also, be sure to keep them on when you clean them or they might shrink.
I wish I could put them on you for the first time, but no doubt, other men's hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you again. Regardless, I'm sure all who see you in these will have great admiration for my excellent taste and your fine looks."
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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^^
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
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You people have the most twisted and weird sense of humor!
Congrats!
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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Cup..
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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A treat for Cup!
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
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Alicia & Kenny.
Thanks for the cookie cup, sweety.
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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Your welcome Cup,that's hot chocolate.
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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Corpus Christi, TX
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bluesrule
Marshalltown, IA
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A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
"Breast-fed" she replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."
"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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Magic Trick
Two old life long friends, Charlie and Bernie go into a bakery shop. Charlie steals 3 pastries and puts them in his pocket. He says to Bernie, "See how good I am? The owner didn't see a thing!" Bernie then says, "I am going to show you there is nobody better than me." He goes to the owner and says,"Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick." Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. Bernie swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives him another one. Then Bernie asks for another one and swallows it as well. The owner starts to wonder where the magic trick is and says, "What the hell did you do with my pastries? Bernie answers, .......... "Look in his pocket."
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Osage Beach, MO
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Victorville, CA
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