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redrver
Sedalia, MO
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we love veggies....
Meet singles at DateHookup.dating, we're 100% free! Join now!
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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What the??   ^
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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Ice Cream for all you FUNNY POSTERS! Pick one!
 CHEERS!
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mcpixie1
Moreno Valley, CA
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Thank, K! 
And here's a root beer float for you:
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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Your Welcome Pixie!Here have some cherries.
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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I like the nutty kind THANKS Kenny. 
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findingalicia
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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^
Fan.
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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  WOW!
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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mcpixie1
Moreno Valley, CA
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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mcpixie1
Moreno Valley, CA
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laffwimme
Bent Mountain, VA
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Yikes.....Have a feeling she's gonna be a real ball buster when she grows up................
for Kenny
And Hi Miss McPixie
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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There was a bit of confusion at Ace Hardware this morning. When I was ready to pay for my purchases the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me!" Making a mental note to complain to the store owner, I reluctantly did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking had finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card. Ain't easy gettin older.
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mcpixie1
Moreno Valley, CA
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Hi Laff!
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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izabo
Ocheyedan, IA
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Now that was funny!!!!!!!!!!!
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bigbogiman
Corpus Christi, TX
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There was a bit of confusion at Ace Hardware this morning. When I was ready to pay for my purchases the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me!" Making a mental note to complain to the store owner, I reluctantly did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking had finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card. Ain't easy gettin older.
She's made that same mistake for years now. They're starting to catch on.
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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They know a good thing when they see it.. ^
How long before I can get a haircut?
A little old man stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours old timer." The guy left. A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut sonny?" The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The old guy left. A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half... The guy left. The barber turned to his friend and said, "Hey, Bob, do me a favour, follow that old man and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back." A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "So, where does that little old man go when he leaves?" Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said, "Your house!"
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kennylooking4u
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bluesrule
Marshalltown, IA
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Marshalltown, IA
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Marshalltown, IA
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| 7/24/2013 6:53:21 AM |
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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| 7/24/2013 6:59:42 AM |
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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An older couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. “How do you feel about sex?” he asked, rather tentatively. “I would like it infrequently," she replied. The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, then leaned over towards her and whispered, “Is that one word or two?”
The Wedding Proposal
Finally, he picked up courage to ask her, "Will you marry me?" After about six seconds of careful consideration, she answered, "Yes, yes I will!" The evening ended on a happy note for the widower. But the next morning he was troubled. Did she say “Yes” or did she say “No?” He couldn't remember. Try as he would, he just could not recall. He went over the conversation of the previous evening, but his mind was blank. He remembered asking the question but for the life of him could not recall her response. With fear and trepidation he picked up the phone and called her. First, he explained that he couldn't remember as well as he used to. Then he reviewed the past evening. As he gained a little more courage he then inquired of her. "When I asked if you would marry me, did you say “Yes” or did you say “No?” "Why you silly man I said, ‘Yes. Yes I will.’ And I meant it with all my heart." The widower was delighted. He felt his heart skip a beat. Then she continued. "And I am so glad you called because I couldn't remember who asked me!”
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bigbogiman
Corpus Christi, TX
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A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when the male whale spots a whaling boat in the distance. He immediately recognizes it to be the same boat that killed his father, years ago.
He says to the female whale "Let's both swim underneath it and blow through our air holes at the same time, that should be enough to overturn the boat and sink it." They tried it and sure enough, the boat capsized and quickly sank.
Soon the whales realized that the sailors had escaped into the water and were swimming to the safety of shore. Enraged that they were getting away, the male whale says to the female "Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore!"
As he starts to swim after the sailors, the male whale realizes that the female is reluctant to follow.
"What's wrong?", he asks.
"Look", she says, "I went along with the blowjob but I absolutely REFUSE to swallow the seamen
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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Fishing Tip
It was a cold winter day. An old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line, and waited patiently for a bite. He was there for almost an hour, without even a nibble, when a young boy walked out onto the ice, cut a hole in the ice next to him. The young boy dropped his fishing line and minutes later he hooked a Largemouth Bass. The old man couldn’t believe his eyes but chalked it up to plain luck. Shortly thereafter, the young boy pulled in another large catch. The young boy kept catching fish after fish. Finally, the old man couldn’t take it any longer. “Son” he said, “I’ve been here for over an hour without even a nibble. You’ve been here only a few minutes and have caught a half dozen fish! How do you do it?” The boy responded, “Roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarm.” “What was that?” the old man asked. Again the boy responded, “Roo raf roo reep ra rums rarrm.” “Look,” said the old man, “I can’t understand a word you’re saying sonny.” The boy spat the bait into his hand and said… “You have to keep the worms warm!”
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pddh56
Fort Collins, CO
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A photo I took a week ago at a summer, college level baseball game.
Photo's flickr page: http://www.flickr.com/photos/pauldineen/9341760284/
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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Old Age
An Old man went to the doctor complaining of a terrible pain in his leg. “I am afraid it’s just old age”, replied the doctor, “there is nothing we can do about it.” “That can’t be” fumed the old man, “you don’t know what you are doing.” “How can you possibly know I am wrong?” countered the doctor. “Well it’s quite obvious,” the old man replied, “my other leg is fine, and it’s the exact same age!”
Never too old..
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fishingmom
Lake Alfred, FL
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On their wedding night, the young bride
Approached her new husband and asked
For $20.00 for their first lovemaking
Encounter.
In his highly aroused state,
Her husband readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made
Love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a
Cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that
She needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was
Surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
During the next few minutes, he explained that
His employer was going through a process of corporate
Downsizing, and he had been let go.
It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find
Another position that paid anywhere near what
He'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which
Showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling
Nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued
By the
bank which was worth over $2 million,
And informed him that they
Were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
She explained that for more than
Three decades she had 'charged' him for sex,
These holdings had multiplied and these were the
Results of her savings and investments.
Faced with evidence of cash and investments
Worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could
Barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out,
'If I'd had any idea what you were doing,
I would have given you all my business!'
That's when she shot him.
You know, sometimes, men just don't know when
To keep their mouths shut 
Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.
But push the wrong button and your a** is disconnected!
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fishingmom
Lake Alfred, FL
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reminds me of my ride to a friends house... I know Im close to where he lives by the trees.
but his name isnt D*CK
thats my lady bug on my dash.. its my cars knick name
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stareye1
Osage Beach, MO
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mcpixie1
Moreno Valley, CA
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
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kitty97
West Palm Beach, FL
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See what happens when you slap fairies, around! The male ones whine loud enough to be heard three states away.
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stareye1
Osage Beach, MO
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You know that....................
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mcpixie1
Moreno Valley, CA
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laffwimme
Bent Mountain, VA
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Yikes....egads....I'M BLIND.....(but at least I won't have to witness anything like that again). Patooey, spit, spit....
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kitty97
West Palm Beach, FL
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Does he really think anyone is going to notice his socks?
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mcpixie1
Moreno Valley, CA
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Marshalltown, IA
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Marshalltown, IA
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Victorville, CA
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Lexington, KY
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Sedalia, MO
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bluesrule
Marshalltown, IA
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Martha recently lost her husband.
She had him cremated and brought his ashes home.
Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table.
Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him....
"Herman, you know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!"
She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said, "Herman, remember that car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!"
Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the ashes she said, "Herman, that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it too, with the insurance money!"
Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, She said, "Herman, remember that blow job I promised you?"
"Here it comes."
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Victorville, CA
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bigbogiman
Corpus Christi, TX
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This guy picked up this girl at a bar and took her home. They started undressing, and when he took off his shoes, she looked at his feet and said, "man, what happened to your toes"? He said "well, when I was a child I had Tolio". she said, "don't you mean polio"? He said "no, it only affected my toes so the doctor called it Tolio". He then took off his pants and she said, "man, what's wrong with your knees? He said, "well when I was a kid I also had Neasles". She said "don't you mean measles"? he said, "no, it only affected my knees so the doctor called it Neasles". When he took off his underwear she said,"no wait, don't tell me, small-cox
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laffwimme
Bent Mountain, VA
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Gonna try this one more time. It didn't 'take' in the sayers chit chat room.
One day a man visited his friend and when he arrived he saw that his friend had a large pit bull. They chatted for a while and the visitor looked over at the dog who had his leg c*cked up and was licking his nuts.
The visitor said, " Man, I wish I could do that".
The dog's owner looked at him kinda puzzled and said, "He would biteee youuuuu"......
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bluesrule
Marshalltown, IA
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Woof Woof Growwwwwwwwl Hi Laff
A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie.
The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.
The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So... what'll it be?"
The woman did not hesitate.
She said, "I want peace in the Middle East.
"See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa."
"It will bring about world peace and harmony."
The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years.. I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable."
The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know - one that's considerate and fun, romantic, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is good in bed, and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That is what I wish for...a good man."
The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see the map again."
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