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bigbogiman
Corpus Christi, TX
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"And God promised men that good and obedient
wives would be found in all corners of the earth."
Then he made the earth round
And he laughed and laughed and laughed."
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kennylooking4u
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bluesrule
Marshalltown, IA
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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 ^ How true!
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laffwimme
Bent Mountain, VA
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mcpixie1
Moreno Valley, CA
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
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bluesrule
Marshalltown, IA
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bluesrule
Marshalltown, IA
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pddh56
Fort Collins, CO
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I amuse myself, and, occasionally, others. Here are some of my pics from summer 2013 baseball in a video slideshow timed to "What I Like About You" by The Romantics.
Go here (the images are just for show):
http://animoto.com/play/P0woje6xZ2B2UHHm41vY1Q
2 minutes, 54 sec
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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Nice video..very well done.  ^^
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mcpixie1
Moreno Valley, CA
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laffwimme
Bent Mountain, VA
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cupocheer
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fishingmom
Lake Alfred, FL
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that holder is surely an attention grabber
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
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(no further comment from me)
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pddh56
Fort Collins, CO
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"Pomeranian Puppy can't get over stair" reminded me of:
... well, this isn't all of what I saw before. Earlier, after this happens with the first dog, they put in a second dog, and it's out in about three seconds.
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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cupocheer
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findingalicia
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bigbogiman
Corpus Christi, TX
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For all you bacon lovers
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bluesrule
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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Time to go to the Farmers Market!
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findingalicia
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bigbogiman
Corpus Christi, TX
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Bubba, a Longhorn furniture dealer from Austin , decided to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find.
After arriving in Paris, he visited with some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well back home. To celebrate the new acquisition, he decided to visit a small bistro and have a glass of wine.
As he sat enjoying his wine, he noticed that the small place was quite crowded, and that the other chair at his table was the only vacant seat in the house.
Before long, a very beautiful young Parisian girl came to his table; asked him something in French (which Bubba couldn't understand); so he motioned to the vacant chair and invited her to sit down. He tried to speak to her in English, but she did not speak his language. After a couple of minutes of trying to communicate with her, he took a napkin and drew a picture of a wine glass and showed it to her. She nodded, so he ordered a glass of wine for her.
After sitting together at the table for a while, he took another napkin, and drew a picture of a plate with food on it, and she nodded. They left the bistro and found a quiet cafe that featured a small group playing romantic music. They ordered dinner, after which he took another napkin and drew a picture of a couple dancing. She nodded, and they got up to dance. They danced until the cafe closed and the band was packing up.
Back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture of a four-poster bed.
To this day, Bubba has no idea how she figured out he was in the furniture business.
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Marshalltown, IA
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bluesrule
Marshalltown, IA
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A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a frying pan.
"What was that for?" he asked.
"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Mary Lou written on it," she replied.
"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Mary Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," he explained.
"Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good explanation."
Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold.
When he came to, he asked, "What was that for?"
"Your horse called."
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laffwimme
Bent Mountain, VA
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When Miss Blue hit me in the forehead with that frying pan, she left a lasting impression on my mind.....
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bluesrule
Marshalltown, IA
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Awww Laff sweety, no frying pan for you. But you can still "come into my kitchen". 
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bluesrule
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bigbogiman
Corpus Christi, TX
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eastfoot
Bossier City, LA
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fLw8RMPsiI
We Need a Hero
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
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One hero coming up........
Hit the music boys
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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I Think I Can...I think I can..
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bigbogiman
Corpus Christi, TX
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"I have outlived my pecker."
A Poem - by Willie Nelson
My nookie days are over, My pilot light is out.
What used to be my pride and joy, Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord, From my trousers it would spring.
But now I've got a full time job, To find the friggin thing.
It used to be embarrassing, The way it would behave.
For every single morning, It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches, It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head, And watch me tie my shoes!
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bigbogiman
Corpus Christi, TX
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YOU GOTTA LOVE GARFIELD 'S EXPLANATION -- TOO CUTE & ALSO TOO TRUE!!!
A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in:
ALASKA
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California
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Coastal Florida
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Coastal Louisiana
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Coastal Alabama
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Coastal Mississippi
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North Dakota
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Wyoming
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Colorado
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
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And most of Texas
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But our dipstick is located in the White House!
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Any Questions? NO? Didn't think so.
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A guy, in sunny Florida, fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got a horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs. He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns.
With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.
The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked,
'What good will Viagra do for him, Doctor??
The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll keep the sheets off his legs.
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nat_now
Ocala, FL
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I need to check in and read more often
When I didn't live alone, I didn't use the spaghetti scooper as a back scratcher.
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bluesrule
Marshalltown, IA
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The success of the "Wonder Bra" for under-endowed women, has encouraged the designers to come out with a bra for over-endowed women.
It's called the "Sheep Dog Bra." It rounds them up and points them in the right direction!
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ireneann
Stuart, FL
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Hanging by my Boob
While conducting some business at the Courthouse, I overheard a lady,
who had been arrested for assaulting a Mammogram Technician, say,
"Your Honor, I'm guilty but.....there were extenuating circumstances."
The female Judge said, sarcastically, "I'd certainly like to hear those
extenuating circumstances." I did too soooo I listened as the lady told her story.
"Your Honor, I had a mammogram appointment, which I actually kept.
I was met by this perky little clipboard carrier smiling from ear to ear and
she tilted her head to one side and crooned, "Hi! I'm Belinda! All I need
to do is step into this room right here, strip to the waist, then slip on this
gown. Everything clear?"
I'm thinking, "Belinda, try decaf. This ain't rocket science."
Belinda then skipped away to prepare the chamber of horrors.
With the right side finished, Belinda flipped me (literally) to the left and said,
"Hmmmm. Can you stand on your tippy toes and lean in a tad so we can
get everything?" Fine, I answered.
I was freezing, bruised, and out of air, so why not use the remaining circulation
in my legs and neck to finish me off? My body was in a holding pattern that defied
gravity (with my other breast wedged between those two 4 inch pieces of
square glass) when I heard and felt a zap!
Complete darkness, the power was off!
Belinda said, "Uh-oh, maintenance is working, bet they hit a snag."
Then she headed for the door.
"Excuse me! You're not leaving me in this vise alone are you?" I shouted.
Belinda kept going and said, "Oh, you fussy puppy...the door's wide
open so you'll have the emergency hall lights. I'll be right back."
Before I could shout NOOOO! She disappeared. And that's exactly how
Bubba and Earl, 'maintenance men extraordinaire' found me...half-naked
with part of me dangling from the Jaws of Life and the other part smashed
between glass!
After exchanging a polite Hi, how's it going type greeting, Bubba
(or possibly Earl) asked, to my utter disbelief, if I knew the power was off.
Trying to disguise my hysteria, I replied with as much calmness as
possible, "Uh, yes, I did but thanks anyway."
"OK, you take care now" Bubba replied and waved good-bye as
though I'd been standing in the line at the grocery store.
Two hours later, Belinda breezes in wearing a sheepish grin.
Making no attempt to suppress her amusement, she said, "Oh I am sooo sorry!
The power came back on and I totally forgot about you! And silly me,
I went to lunch. Are we upset?"
And that, Your Honor, is exactly how her head ended up between the clamps...."
The judge could hardly contain her laughter as she said "Case Dismissed."
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