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6/20/2014 8:53:14 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
cleavage_queen
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Limerick, NY
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Are calling me dry?

Btw, I'm right in the middle of that dark spot.




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6/20/2014 9:51:06 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
01hotderp
Over 1,000 Posts (1,368)
Tampa, FL
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Damn it! I forgot where you posted about how the men in your area are drying up..

6/20/2014 9:52:55 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
cleavage_queen
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Which is why I now live in alaska

6/20/2014 9:56:00 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
01hotderp
Over 1,000 Posts (1,368)
Tampa, FL
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Try 71639 area code..

6/20/2014 10:06:07 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
cleavage_queen
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Limerick, NY
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Hey!



6/20/2014 10:29:57 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
01hotderp
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Tampa, FL
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dont spect mush cumng frem dis arra cods..

6/20/2014 10:58:06 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
cleavage_queen
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6/21/2014 8:37:19 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  

javajunkiejr
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Quote from cleavage_queen:
This has got to be the oldest active thread here


Actually its my "WTF Thread"...


















































6/21/2014 8:45:01 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  

sc0uting4u
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Sarasota, FL
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Buzz... try again

Check page one of WTF and compare to page one of 12 Song Album.

6/21/2014 8:46:40 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  

javajunkiejr
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (51,898)
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Holy shit!..2011..?


Thought that thread had closed, like three times...

6/23/2014 7:48:44 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  

sc0uting4u
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6/23/2014 10:12:59 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  

tyler74171
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Mauldin, SC
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6/28/2014 5:55:40 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  

sc0uting4u
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6/29/2014 9:48:01 AM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
davidsr77
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[URL=http://s1143.photobucket.com/user/GeckoR77/media/cat.jpg.html][/URL]


Yo Dawg!

6/29/2014 6:30:01 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
01hotderp
Over 1,000 Posts (1,368)
Tampa, FL
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I wounder what the new Iraq will look like?


6/29/2014 6:34:27 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  

javajunkiejr
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Guessing turbans will be 1/2 off..

6/29/2014 6:41:43 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
01hotderp
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Also, Going Out of Sword's Store sale..

6/29/2014 11:55:01 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
davidsr77
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[URL=http://s1143.photobucket.com/user/GeckoR77/media/2014-05/8179FA67-7A49-42DC-9426-C072D8EF8C6A.jpg.html][/URL]

Here is a happy tiki!
Keep it with you for good luck!

6/30/2014 7:38:34 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
01hotderp
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Quote from javajunkiejr:
Guessing turbans will be 1/2 off..




7/9/2014 12:36:03 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
tami813
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7/15/2014 7:20:16 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
01hotderp
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7/19/2014 1:14:19 AM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  

deathawareness
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7/19/2014 7:48:50 AM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
shh_dont_tell1
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7/19/2014 8:55:31 AM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
davidsr77
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Right now I have morning wood!

7/20/2014 4:34:31 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
01hotderp
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7/23/2014 1:11:26 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
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7/23/2014 1:12:01 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
ljkonopinski
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Tosca
South Africa
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7/23/2014 3:14:26 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
dh_hoor_13
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7/23/2014 5:29:28 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
shh_dont_tell1
Over 2,000 Posts (3,627)
Orlando, FL
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Ohh stop it






My type of man, testy with a beard. But just a bit too short..



[Edited 7/23/2014 5:30:07 PM ]

7/23/2014 7:28:15 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
davidsr77
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[/URL]

7/23/2014 11:09:32 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  

deathawareness
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7/24/2014 11:06:27 AM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
davidsr77
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It's pritty sick when you take a sip of your fruit smoothie and it's warm

7/24/2014 2:34:10 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
bambi_sparkles
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Don't mind me, I'm just turning the page pink

7/24/2014 5:42:39 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
shh_dont_tell1
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7/26/2014 7:19:22 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
russtoleum
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7/26/2014 8:35:23 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
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7/26/2014 8:37:26 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
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7/27/2014 1:37:42 AM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
bambi_sparkles
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it made me laugh

8/9/2014 10:09:30 AM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  

javajunkiejr
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Bumpage..

8/9/2014 10:46:40 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
davidsr77
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Sandy, UT
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Does this chat thread make my butt look sexy?

8/9/2014 10:50:01 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  

sweetgypsygurl
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Quote from bambi_sparkles:



That is fukn awesome! And true..... lol

8/9/2014 10:53:34 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
russtoleum
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Pasadena, TX
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5 second rule.


ok...sometimes 10

8/9/2014 10:55:49 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
davidsr77
Over 2,000 Posts (3,170)
Sandy, UT
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I'm sure I could respond to what you said Sweet, but me phone app won't let me see it!




8/10/2014 1:33:55 AM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
naughtynatur3
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8/12/2014 7:31:00 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
01hotderp
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Tampa, FL
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This is why I'm: Agnostic

It’s us, find power
Live life, mind power
It’s us, find power
Live life, mind power

Yo, f**k anybody I might alarm
Life is a tour, I sit and ride along
Taking some notes and then I write the song
I’m staring down the road my life has gone
Is this where I belong?
Is it wrong to not believe in right and wrong?
My mental state is f**king me up
And I cry the pond while asking you for some answers
But we don’t have that type of bond
That my desires gone with the way that I’ve been living lately
If I died right now, you’d turn the fire on
Sick of this bullshit, niggas call me a sellout
Cause I hopped on Christianity so strongly then I fell out
Now I’m avoiding questions like a scared dog with his tail down
Feeling so damn humiliated because they looking at me like I’m hell-bound
What story should I tell now? I’ll just expose the truth
I'm so close to the f**king edge, I should be close to you
But who the f**k are You? You never showed the proof
And I’m only f**king human yo, what am I supposed to do?
There’s way too many different religions with vivid descriptions
Begging all f**king men and women to listen
I can’t even beat my d*ck without getting convicted
These ain’t wicked decisions, I got different intentions
I've been itching to get it, I’ve been given assistance
But the whole f**king system is twisted
Now I’m dealing with this backlash because Marcus isn't a Christian
And I’ve been told that my sinful life is an addiction
But I can’t buy it, it’s just too hard to stand beside it
I need an answer and humans can’t provide it
I look at the Earth and Sun and I can tell a genius man designed it
It’s truly mind blowing, I can’t deny it
Is heaven real? Is it fake? Is it really how I fantasize it?
Where’s the Holy Ghost at? How long it take Man to find it?
My mind’s a nonstop tape playing and I can’t rewind it
You gave me a Bible and expect me not to analyze it?
I’m frustrated and you provoked it
I’m not reading that motherf**king book because a human wrote it
I have a f**king brain, you should know it
You gave it to me to think to avoid every useless moment
It was a mission that I had to abort
Cause humans be lying with such an inaccurate source
It’s gon’ be hard to put me back on the course
Next Jehovah’s Witness to come on my porch
I swear I’m slammin’ the door
A lot of folks believe it though, but I’m not surprised
Humans are f**king dumb, still thinking that Pac’s alive
I ain’t trying to take your legacy and torch it down
I’m just saying: I ain’t heard shit from the horse’s mouth
Just sheep always telling stories of older guys
Who were notarized by you when you finally vocalized
Now I’m supposed to bow my head and close my eyes
And somehow let the Holy Ghost arise
Sounds like a f**king Poltergeist
Show yourself and then boom it's done
Every rumor’s gone, I no longer doubt this shit, you’re the One
I’ll admit that my sinful ways was stupid fun
And all my old habits can hop onto of a roof to plunge
I’ll donate to a charity that could use the funds
F**k the club, instead of b*tches I’d hang with a group of nuns
And everyone that I ran into would know what I came to do
I wouldn't take a step unless it was in the name of You
I hate the fact that I have to believe
You haven’t been chatting with me like you did Adam and Eve
And I ain’t seen no f**king talking snake unravel from trees
With an apple to eat, that shit never happens to me
I don’t know if you do or don’t exist, it is driving me crazy
Send your condolences, this is me reaching to you so don’t forget
If hell is truly your pit of fire and I get thrown in it
I’mma probably regret the fact that I ever wrote this shit
My gut feeling says it’s all fake
I hate to say it but f**k it, shit I done lost faith
This isn’t a small phase, my perspective’s all changed
My thoughts just keep picking shit apart all day
And in my mind I make perfect sense
If you aren’t real then all my prayers aren’t worth a cent
That would mean that I could just make up what my purpose is
And I could just sit in church and say “f**k” in the services
Man what if Jesus was a facade?
Then that would mean the government’s god
I feel like they’ve been brainwashing us with a lot
So much that we don’t even notice that we’re stuck in the box
Man everything is “what if”, why is it always “what if”
Planet Earth “what if”, the universe “what if”
My sacrifice “what if”, my afterlife “what if”
Every f**king thing that deals with you is f**king suspect
I’m f**king done, I’m f**king done
This is my f**king life and I’m living it, I’m having fun
If you really care for me, prove that I need to live carefully
But I’ll be damned if I put my own pleasure aside for an afterlife that isn’t even guaranteed
We are you, and you’re us, stop playing games
My life’s all I got, and heaven is all in my brain
And when I feel I am in hell, my ideas are what get me through pain
Do as you please, and I’ll just do me
I’m a human, I’ll stay in my lane
Ill mind

-Hopsin-

8/16/2014 5:35:41 AM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
russtoleum
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8/16/2014 5:38:49 AM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  

sc0uting4u
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (85,283)
Sarasota, FL
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And just how exactly did you find that pic? What were you searching for?


Don't cross swords with finger bang!

8/19/2014 6:13:12 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
01hotderp
Over 1,000 Posts (1,368)
Tampa, FL
35, joined May. 2014


Only in Russia..



8/20/2014 2:24:09 AM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  

deathawareness
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Jersey City, NJ
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8/20/2014 6:32:10 AM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  

javajunkiejr
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8/22/2014 8:02:50 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
russtoleum
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,469)
Pasadena, TX
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Mer...you should ask these guys to take you to taco bell. They seem to love it


8/22/2014 8:09:29 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  

javajunkiejr
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Think Im more appalled at the $35.00 Hot Shave...

8/22/2014 8:14:38 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
bambi_sparkles
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,868)
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Quote from russtoleum:
Mer...you should ask these guys to take you to taco bell. They seem to love it



Ummm.... I think they would like zeke better. He's within walking distance of a taco bell

8/22/2014 8:15:18 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
russtoleum
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8/22/2014 8:20:03 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
01hotderp
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Tampa, FL
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I'm sorry the guy on top looks like David..

8/22/2014 8:24:04 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
bambi_sparkles
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,868)
Taft, CA
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I think you've scared me for life Russ.

8/22/2014 9:32:03 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
cme_agn
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8/22/2014 10:37:39 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
davidsr77
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Quote from 01hotderp:
I'm sorry the guy on top looks like David..




now i want to shave!

8/22/2014 10:38:14 PM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  
russtoleum
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9/3/2014 12:26:51 AM Sick, twisted, perverted, funny and the plain truth...  

deathawareness
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Jersey City, NJ
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