| 1/15/2015 4:24:22 AM |
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el_brocko
Augusta, GA
70, joined Jul. 2014
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?
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| 1/15/2015 7:07:55 AM |
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igayle
Marshfield, MO
78, joined Jun. 2010
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you forgot...where does the fuzz in your belly button come from?
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| 1/15/2015 7:42:10 AM |
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sankie1
Irvine, KY
69, joined Dec. 2011
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Why do they call it the "drive through window"?
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| 1/15/2015 7:45:35 AM |
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bier95
Clara City, MN
66, joined May. 2011
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Why when you get older does hair grow in your ears??
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| 1/15/2015 10:56:47 AM |
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KatfishHunter
Coos Bay, OR
62, joined Oct. 2014
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TEST
http://grammar.ccc.commnet.edu/grammar/quizzes/affect_except_options.htm
And there, their and they're.
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| 1/15/2015 12:07:36 PM |
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el_brocko
Augusta, GA
70, joined Jul. 2014
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| 1/15/2015 1:26:15 PM |
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orz
Portage, WI
67, joined Jul. 2010
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You are a hoot! Why does hair migrate with age. WTH???? Why do they bother with a light in a frig or freezer when it is always so stuffed, it does no good. Why do the idiot cops on shows walk into a house with windows and sun AND ELECTRICITY and run around looking with flashlights. Turn the damn switch on idiot! I even read a cop who ridiculed it.
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| 1/15/2015 1:51:53 PM |
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igayle
Marshfield, MO
78, joined Jun. 2010
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In movies...throw the gun away when they run out of bullets and the canteen away when it runs out of water?
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| 1/15/2015 8:17:36 PM |
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trisha1
Erie, PA
68, joined Dec. 2007
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Why do slim chance and fat chance mean the same thing?
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| 1/15/2015 8:25:58 PM |
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catsmeow53
Pfafftown, NC
62, joined Mar. 2008
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You know that little indestructible black box on airplanes. . .Why don't they make the whole plane out of the same material?
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| 1/15/2015 10:45:03 PM |
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driver406
Saint Paul, MN
65, joined Oct. 2009
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you forgot...where does the fuzz in your belly button come from?
DUHHH, probably your flannel shirt, but how it gets there nobody knows!
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| 1/15/2015 10:46:22 PM |
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driver406
Saint Paul, MN
65, joined Oct. 2009
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You know that little indestructible black box on airplanes. . .Why don't they make the whole plane out of the same material?
Good question. I imagine it has something to do with the way it flies and stuff like that. Didn't want my explanation to be to technical.
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| 1/15/2015 11:32:12 PM |
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Ravenkat
Gilbert, AZ
63, joined Oct. 2014
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I read the book, but will you read it to me? Strange how two words spelled the same, but are used differently.
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| 1/16/2015 7:02:29 AM |
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laffwimme
Bent Mountain, VA
66, joined Jul. 2012
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Why do slim chance and fat chance mean the same thing?
Same as DH body descriptions.....fat=slim
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| 1/16/2015 7:05:56 AM |
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el_brocko
Augusta, GA
70, joined Jul. 2014
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| 1/16/2015 7:58:28 AM |
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sankie1
Irvine, KY
69, joined Dec. 2011
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Does a near miss mean the same thing as a near hit?
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| 1/16/2015 9:33:41 AM |
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KatfishHunter
Coos Bay, OR
62, joined Oct. 2014
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Pondering, the long and short of things.
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| 1/16/2015 9:42:49 AM |
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KatfishHunter
Coos Bay, OR
62, joined Oct. 2014
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That, which we call a rose, by any other name, would smell as sweet?
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| 1/16/2015 10:43:46 AM |
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igayle
Marshfield, MO
78, joined Jun. 2010
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Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?
Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop?
Who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip?
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| 1/16/2015 11:31:57 AM |
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laffwimme
Bent Mountain, VA
66, joined Jul. 2012
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Who was that man,
I'd like to shake his hand........
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| 1/16/2015 11:42:46 AM |
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catsmeow53
Pfafftown, NC
62, joined Mar. 2008
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Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars, and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint, and he has to touch it.
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| 1/16/2015 12:29:01 PM |
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orz
Portage, WI
67, joined Jul. 2010
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Why does nature create beauty and then let it get old, die and rot? Why not just keep it going instead of making new that may not equal that which died off? Why do we spend our lives gaining knowledge no one wants to learn and then it all dies with us? Why didnt we think of those questions to ask parents when they were living? Why do we spend our lives collecting crap and stuff and then the end of our lives trying to surface from under it and wonder why we have it all? And why doesnt anyone old beat it into kids heads..it is dumb to collect all those material things?
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| 1/16/2015 3:42:15 PM |
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
67, joined Jul. 2008
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Where is this woman when I need her??...
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| 1/16/2015 6:21:39 PM |
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catsmeow53
Pfafftown, NC
62, joined Mar. 2008
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If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses, and a pair of ear-rings, why don't they wear a pair of bras?
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| 1/16/2015 6:41:59 PM |
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sunnydee7777
Clermont, FL
67, joined Aug. 2011
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Why can't you just back up and take a picture of the whole rainbow?
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| 1/17/2015 10:39:07 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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Seems ta me there was a Rodgers fumble anna safety on this a hear play.
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| 1/17/2015 11:32:48 AM |
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orz
Portage, WI
67, joined Jul. 2010
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What happens in a play where the player has his head almost up the other players butt..and that player ate kraut and beans for lunch.
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| 1/17/2015 3:05:49 PM |
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clarity101
Aurora, CO
66, joined Oct. 2008
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Job 38:35 (written 3,500 years ago. God Himself speaking): “Can you send lightnings, that they may go and say unto you, Here we are?”
The Bible here is saying a scientifically ludicrous statement—that light can be sent, and then manifest itself in speech. But did you know that radio waves move at the speed of light? This is why you can have instantaneous wireless communication with someone on the other side of the earth.
Science didn’t discover this until 1864 when “the British scientist James Clerk Maxwell suggested that electricity and light waves were two forms of the same thing” (Modern Century Illustrated Encyclopedia, Vol. 12).
From "Scientific Face in the Bible."
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| 1/17/2015 3:13:29 PM |
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catsmeow53
Pfafftown, NC
62, joined Mar. 2008
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Why is it called a HAMBURGER, when it's made out of BEEF?
Why does SOUR CREAM have an expiration date?
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| 1/18/2015 6:42:08 AM |
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sankie1
Irvine, KY
69, joined Dec. 2011
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Why do smart people do dumb things?
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| 1/18/2015 6:43:44 AM |
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laffwimme
Bent Mountain, VA
66, joined Jul. 2012
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I wonder where the yellow went.....
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| 1/18/2015 7:10:36 AM |
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el_brocko
Augusta, GA
70, joined Jul. 2014
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Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?
Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop?
Who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip?
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| 1/18/2015 11:57:58 AM |
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catsmeow53
Pfafftown, NC
62, joined Mar. 2008
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
The older you get, the better you realize you were.
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
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| 1/18/2015 12:04:10 PM |
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orz
Portage, WI
67, joined Jul. 2010
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Who got the idea to let something rot and then sell it as a super food. Like Chinas 100 year old eggs, sauerkraut, pickles?
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| 1/18/2015 4:07:38 PM |
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
67, joined Jul. 2008
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Our bodies absorb medicine thru the skin via patches etc. So why don't we drown while swimming or bathing??... ...
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| 1/19/2015 2:04:24 PM |
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orz
Portage, WI
67, joined Jul. 2010
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Actually, people can get sick from soaking too much. I always heard that no cream can work for skin because it is a barrier. So????
Why is 50 degrees to cold to work outside in summer and a heat wave in January?
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| 1/19/2015 4:34:35 PM |
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
67, joined Jul. 2008
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why don't they wear a pair of bras?
This woman just might...
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| 1/19/2015 5:37:47 PM |
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laffwimme
Bent Mountain, VA
66, joined Jul. 2012
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Yikes....I'm blind 
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| 1/19/2015 5:47:38 PM |
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
67, joined Jul. 2008
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Yikes....I'm blind
I'm surprised your eyes can see that high, since you're always talking about playing pat-ass...... ...
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| 1/19/2015 5:54:23 PM |
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laffwimme
Bent Mountain, VA
66, joined Jul. 2012
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That's her a** those bosoms are hanging over.......
P.S. "a few extra pounds"......
[Edited 1/19/2015 5:55:28 PM ]
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| 1/20/2015 3:55:55 AM |
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stargazzer
Creighton, NE
68, joined Feb. 2007
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Why me lord? what have i ever done? To deseve even one..........wait........ 
[Edited 1/20/2015 3:57:18 AM ]
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| 1/20/2015 4:23:26 AM |
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
67, joined Jul. 2008
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Why do I o this??...
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| 1/20/2015 11:08:02 AM |
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back4alook
Lima, OH
64, joined Nov. 2012
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I don't understand why we have to pay taxes on taxes. Feds tax us on our gross income and then the state comes along and taxes us on the gross income. It don't seem right.
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| 1/20/2015 12:54:20 PM |
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xxMJMxx
El Campo, TX
72, joined Oct. 2014
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If the grass is always greener on the other side of the road and I go there................. is the grass still greener on the other side of the road?
[Edited 1/20/2015 12:55:52 PM ]
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| 1/20/2015 1:03:49 PM |
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morles
San Antonio, TX
73, joined Nov. 2007
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If the grass is always greener on the other side of the road and I go there................. is the grass still greener on the other side of the road?
You will have ask the Chicken because she already Cross the Road..
.............and you know these OLD CLUCKER's know everthing..
...................The BULL is gone..  
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| 1/20/2015 4:43:38 PM |
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
67, joined Jul. 2008
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If the grass is always greener on the other side of the road and I go there................. is the grass still greener on the other side of the road?
Very doubtful...
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| 1/20/2015 4:56:22 PM |
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igayle
Marshfield, MO
78, joined Jun. 2010
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I want a definite answer 
Which came first .....the chicken or the egg??????
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| 1/20/2015 6:07:01 PM |
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catsmeow53
Pfafftown, NC
62, joined Mar. 2008
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^^^^^ Gayle
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
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| 1/20/2015 7:03:29 PM |
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
67, joined Jul. 2008
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^^^^^ Gayle
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
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| 1/20/2015 7:09:01 PM |
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el_brocko
Augusta, GA
70, joined Jul. 2014
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OH DAMN
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| 1/20/2015 7:45:25 PM |
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ooohman2
Brockton, MA
72, joined Dec. 2009
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Microsoft to unveil Windows 10 operating system tomorrow.
How will this screw up all our computers again ???
I have new soft ware that wont operate on Windows 8.1 
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| 1/23/2015 7:48:49 AM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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If crude oil is on the downside......why is energy costs on the rise?
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| 1/25/2015 5:12:22 PM |
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trisha1
Erie, PA
68, joined Dec. 2007
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everything
[Edited 1/25/2015 5:14:34 PM ]
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| 1/25/2015 9:59:48 PM |
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cowboy4672
Lillian, AL
69, joined Dec. 2012
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I want a definite answer
Which came first .....the chicken or the egg??????
As Far as I know An egg has no sexual organs, So that means the chicken "Came" First!!
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| 1/26/2015 11:02:03 AM |
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
67, joined Jul. 2008
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Why even bother blocking out this woman's eyes, when her half naked pic is posted on the internet (even DH) for all to see??.........
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| 1/26/2015 11:53:47 AM |
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KatfishHunter
Coos Bay, OR
62, joined Oct. 2014
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I ponder Rosa.
^^^^ Rosa.
Notice what I did there?
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| 1/27/2015 8:43:00 AM |
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sankie1
Irvine, KY
69, joined Dec. 2011
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If the grass is always greener on the other side of the road and I go there................. is the grass still greener on the other side of the road?
YES it is. The spirit is always looking for new territory.
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| 1/27/2015 8:45:34 AM |
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igayle
Marshfield, MO
78, joined Jun. 2010
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Shall I lie about my age again? Whata' you think about 50?
Little much huh?
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| 1/27/2015 8:49:04 AM |
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stargazzer
Creighton, NE
68, joined Feb. 2007
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Shall I lie about my age again? Whata' you think about 50?
Little much huh?
Knowing you gayle you have already cut your age by 10
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| 1/27/2015 4:06:41 PM |
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
67, joined Jul. 2008
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Shall I lie about my age again? Whata' you think about 50?
Little much huh?
Knowing you gayle you have already cut your age by 10
Ruh oh, you may be in trouble now Star......You know how these old hens get when you piss them off... ...I hear she's planning a trip to Nebraska real soon...
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