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stareye1
Osage Beach, MO
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Happy Easter Weekend !!!
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Meet singles at DateHookup.dating, we're 100% free! Join now!
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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People think "rapture" is what you get when you lift something too heavy.
   
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
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wttdrp
New York, NY
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U.S. stock code: BAC, BA, HPD, DB full rise
U.S. fuel stock code: DRYS, it is worth investing
in the world to reduce the number of fuel oil in the past, many of the sales of the aircraft before the car, every day need fuel, fuel needs to increase,
fuel stock code: DRYS, will rise,
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U.S. tech stock code: IDN, GOOG, has been on the rise,
U.S. manufacturing companies and stock companies listed on the stock of many excellent companies can invest
Today's U.S. stock code: APHB, up more than 1320%,
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stareye1
Osage Beach, MO
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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He ... He .... He.....
laughing gas!
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
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On her first flight, Agnes, an elderly passenger kept peering out the window. Since it was totally dark, all she could see was the blinking wing-tip light.Finally, she rang for the flight attendant.
"I'm sorry to bother you," she said, "but I think you should inform the pilot that his left-turn indicator is on and has been for some time."
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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BOY!!They really grow up fast!!
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
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Are you still here?
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cupocheer
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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Tiger in the Toilet
Once a stranded Tiger entered the washroom in a Corporate Office and hide in a dark corner. Since there were people outside the washroom through the day, the Tiger was afraid to come out.
Many people frequented the washroom, but the frightened Tiger didn’t touch anyone. However, after four days it couldn’t bear hunger anymore, so it caught a man who had come in, and ate him.
This man happened to be an Assistant General Manager in the organization, but nobody noticed his disappearance.
Since nothing untoward happened, the Tiger became bolder and after two days caught another man and ate him.
This man was the General Manager of the organization.
Still, nobody worried over his disappearance (Some people even happy that he was not seen in the office).
Next day, the Tiger caught the Vice President who was a terror in the organization.
Again nothing happened. The Tiger was very happy and decided that this was the perfect place for him to live.
The very next day the happy Tiger caught a man who had entered the washroom while balancing a tray of teacups in one hand.
The frightened man fell unconscious. Within fifteen minutes a huge hue and cry ensued, and everyone in the office started looking for the man. The search team reached the washroom, flushed out the Tiger and saved the unconscious man. He was the tea boy in the office.
*Moral of the Story*
It is not thePOSITION, but our USEFULLNESS to others that makes us lovable and respectable. If your subordinates are happy in your absence that means your not a perfect leader.
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cupocheer
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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https://youtu.be/ZBPt335vcAQ
Lester Holt Cold Open - SNL
Sean Spicer Returns - SNL
https://youtu.be/sbpUcfpbnrs
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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To all the Mother's...
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stareye1
Osage Beach, MO
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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Star!
Why are blonde jokes short?
So that men can understand them!
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stareye1
Osage Beach, MO
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Alicia !!! 
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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Hey Star!
I licked it! it's MIne!
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
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Covfefe!
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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It was entertainment night at the Senior Center.
Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: "I'm here to put you into a trance;
I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful
antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on
this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for
six generations"
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly
chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch. . ."
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth,
light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs eyes followed the
swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and
fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
"SH*T!" said the Hypnotist.
It took three days to clean up the Senior Center.
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stareye1
Osage Beach, MO
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Alicia !!!
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
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Ajax
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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On an overseas flight, a lawyer and an older man were in adjoining seats.
The lawyer asked the senior if he’d like to play a little game. The older man was tired, and he told the lawyer he only wanted to sleep.
But the lawyer insisted the game was a lot of fun.
“Here’s how it works,” he said. “I’ll ask you a question. If you can’t come up with the answer, you have to give me a dollar. Then it’s your turn to ask me one. But if I can’t answer it, I have to give you $20.”
The senior figured if he just got this over with, maybe he could get some sleep. So he agreed to play.
The first question from the lawyer was “How far apart are the earth and the moon?”
The senior stayed completely silent, reached for a dollar, and gave it to the lawyer. Then he said, “My turn. What walks upstairs backward and comes downstairs forward?”
The lawyer was stumped. He thought and thought. He tried to remember all the riddles he knew. He searched every corner of his brain.
He even cheated and asked the flight attendants and other passengers.
Finally he gave up. He woke up the older man and gave him a twenty. The senior stuffed the twenty in his coat and went immediately back to sleep.
The lawyer couldn’t stand it. He woke up the older man and said, “I have to know. What walks upstairs backward and comes downstairs forward?”
The senior got out his wallet, gave the lawyer a dollar, and went back to sleep.
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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Let's go for a walk!...
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Victorville, CA
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garfuknuckle
Mountain View, AR
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online now!
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Get the duck out of here!
(See what I did there?)
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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You're gonna be Happy...
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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lu777ck
Pardeeville, WI
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Poor dog Guy is lucky the dog didn't attack.
I have the same looking rug down in my basement.
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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GET HIM!...
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stareye1
Osage Beach, MO
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GET HIM!...
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Osage Beach, MO
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lu777ck
Pardeeville, WI
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GET HIM!...
Team work 
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Osage Beach, MO
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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Thanks Star,now I'm seeing...
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stareye1
Osage Beach, MO
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at you, Kenny......
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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https://youtu.be/maN6r9o0IAs
HUMAN SLINKY
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stareye1
Osage Beach, MO
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Alicia !!! 
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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Alicia,Star
^Hey,I didn't know this! 
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