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stareye1
Osage Beach, MO
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Meet singles at DateHookup.dating, we're 100% free! Join now!
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
---The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories.
There were all the regular types of stuff: Spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the teacher realized, that only Janie was left.
"Janie, do you have a story to share?"
"Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then she parachuted right into the middle of 20 Iraqi troops........
She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."
''Good Heavens, 'said the horrified teacher. What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story'?"
...."Don't Screw with Mommy when she's been drinking."
....I love these touching stories !!!
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kennylooking4u
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stareye1
Osage Beach, MO
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Alicia....Where have you been???
ooppppsss...
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stareye1
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
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Child #1. My dad is the fastest. He can shoot an arrow with his bow and run and catch it before it hits the target.
Child #2. My dad is the fastest. He can shoot a deer and run and catch it before it hits the ground.
Child #3. Neither of you have any concept of what fast is. My dad works for the government. He finishes his work at 4:30 but he is already home by 3:45.
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kennylooking4u
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
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awww. There's a sucker born every minute. 
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kennylooking4u
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
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No you dont
Yes I do.
No you don't.
Yes I do.
No you don't. 
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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If you feel sad that you stay alone during Valentine‘s day, just remember that nobody loves you on any of those other 355 days of the year.
Happy Valentine’s Day to all the couples, wish your love last forever and to all single people wish your batteries last forever…
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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Hey!I don't use batteries!...
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stareye1
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
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Let me tell you about a Jefferson City MO trucking company.... 
Do Ya Wanna Dance and Hold Me Tight?
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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I need to fall in love,
because I haven’t had any problems for a long time.
Happy February 14th!
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stareye1
Osage Beach, MO
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
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ahhhhh.. Should have been a squirrel 
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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Kentucky cold...
It was so cold...
roosters were rushing INTO Kentucky Fried Chicken and begging to use the pressure cooker!
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stareye1
Osage Beach, MO
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Kentucky cold...
It was so cold...
roosters were rushing INTO Kentucky Fried Chicken and begging to use the pressure cooker!
Alicia ....
That is ssssssssoooooo funny......
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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Star..
Who's watching Daytona? 
What don't drivers eat before a big race?
In case they get indy-gestion.
[Edited 2/21/2016 1:53:24 PM ]
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stareye1
Osage Beach, MO
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Alicia !!! 
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| 2/21/2016 2:17:00 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
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Comedy Central
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Victorville, CA
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lu777ck
Pardeeville, WI
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 Poor Fluffy
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| 2/28/2016 1:12:25 AM |
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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Name that tune...
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stareye1
Osage Beach, MO
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MONDAY MORNING..........
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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The Pillsbury Doughboy, remembered best as "Pop N Serve", and/or "Pop N Fresh", died yesterday of a severe yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly.
He was 71..
Doughboy will be buried in this lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities will turn out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.
The grave site is expected to be piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima will deliver the eulogy and lovingly describe Doughboy as "a man who never knew how much he was kneaded".
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.. He was considered a very smart cookie, but wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven.
He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop tart.
The funeral will be held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
Please take time to pass this on and share that remembered Dough Boy smile with someone else who may be having a crummy day.
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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What am I doughing here?
Wanna be doughmates?
Why did the baker go to work? cause he kneaded the Dough...
Getting to the crust of the matter.. how ya doin'?
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Osage Beach, MO
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stareye1
Osage Beach, MO
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BOO-TY.......
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lu777ck
Pardeeville, WI
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Eeww
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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Two guys get pulled over while drinking and driving.
The driver tells his friend, "Peel the labels off these beer bottles, and we'll each stick one on our forehead. Now, shove all of the bottles under the front seat. Just let me do all the talking."
The cop walks up and shines his flashlight into the car. "Have you been drinking?" he asks.
"No, sir," the drunk answers. "We haven't had a thing to drink tonight."
"Then what on earth are those beer labels doing on your foreheads?"
"We're both alcoholics," says the drunk. "We're on the patch."
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
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stareye1
Osage Beach, MO
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Alicia and cupocheer !!!
and I am one of them........
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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You're so right Star.. HE must have a sense of humor..
look at us!!
A haggard old lady rides in a fancy hotel's elevator. On the second floor, a beautiful woman steps on and arrogantly says to the old lady, "Georgio, $100 an ounce."
On the next floor, an equally beautiful women steps on and says, "Chanel, $150 an ounce."
The old lady's floor approaches and as the doors open, she bends over, farts and says, "Broccoli, 49 cents a pound."
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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Love is telling someone to go to hell and worrying about them getting there safely..
https://youtu.be/N7lMxNfb7rw
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Osage Beach, MO
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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Happy St. Paddy's Day!
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
A rash of good luck.
What do you get when you do the Irish jig at McDonalds?
A Shamrock Shake
Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
Because they're always a little short.
Why don't you iron 4-Leaf clovers?
Because you don't want to press your luck.
I went out drinking on St Patricks Day, so I took a bus home...
That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before.
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'furniture!
How is a best friend like a 4-leaf clover?
Because they are hard to find and lucky to have !
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Victorville, CA
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stareye1
Osage Beach, MO
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Alicia !!! 
att me !!! 
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