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purplesky56

Pearcy, AR
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urkle thank goodness you don't look like 1..always had round butt and plenty of boobs..but keep loosing wt...where the heck they going a pound needs to come off some where else 
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kennylooking4u

Victorville, CA
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purplesky56

Pearcy, AR
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hey Kenny...went to red box got movies
almost all are horror
I hate horror movies
1 had a creepy clown on front
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stareye1

Osage Beach, MO
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lynyrd80

Wood River, NE
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OMG
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kennylooking4u

Victorville, CA
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purplesky56

Pearcy, AR
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that's disturbing
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kennylooking4u

Victorville, CA
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It's the aging process Purp...
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2/29/2016 7:41:08 PM |
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purplesky56

Pearcy, AR
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well yes them clowns do look old
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3/1/2016 9:24:22 AM |
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stareye1

Osage Beach, MO
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purplesky56

Pearcy, AR
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well said
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3/2/2016 8:31:57 AM |
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lynyrd80

Wood River, NE
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I do this daily, just to see the funny looks I get.
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purplesky56

Pearcy, AR
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omg we are alike..we could im tellin ya have a blast..but my life is sad rt. now argggg
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stareye1

Osage Beach, MO
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3/3/2016 10:04:41 PM |
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purplesky56

Pearcy, AR
64, joined Nov. 2010
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omg now im laughing I love funny animal pictures lol
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lynyrd80

Wood River, NE
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omg now im laughing I love funny animal pictures lol
Then you should meet some of the people I work with.
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3/4/2016 6:43:29 PM |
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purplesky56

Pearcy, AR
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 yes I like that pet part best on America's funniest vidoes,,maybe you need to change jobs
no it probably helps your self esteem to work there
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3/5/2016 9:04:44 AM |
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lynyrd80

Wood River, NE
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Gee, thanks a lot.....I guess.....maybe.
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stareye1

Osage Beach, MO
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packersbabe920

Green Bay, WI
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purplesky56

Pearcy, AR
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Gee, thanks a lot.....I guess.....maybe. 
I meant sounds like your the brightest bulb in the lamp
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3/6/2016 12:58:31 AM |
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lynyrd80

Wood River, NE
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I meant sounds like your the brightest bulb in the lamp 
I know, just being ornery. 
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purplesky56

Pearcy, AR
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yeah a friend of mine was behind me last night we where trying to walk in a crowd.....well he is 6ft.9 and his steps are longer than mine...he stepped on my left foot..i had on a pair of expensive western boot's...he said im sorry..i said no you just want to wear my boot's we cracked up 
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stareye1

Osage Beach, MO
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purplesky56

Pearcy, AR
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purplesky56

Pearcy, AR
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and somebody ask do you wear granny panties??
I said no she didn't have any
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sorpstar

Little River, SC
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There use to be a thread here named " granny pants"
Why do some women wear them???
Perhaps to start a modeling career...Fuhgeddabouit
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3/8/2016 4:28:52 AM |
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purplesky56

Pearcy, AR
64, joined Nov. 2010
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I suppose cause they are comfortable...I had a friend that is a woman and she wore mens boxer shorts..and another friend that never wears panties
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sorpstar

Little River, SC
65, joined Oct. 2009
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I knew a few women that never wore anything under or is that down under and a guy too..he told me he always brought them with him and he'd leave them under the woman's pillow before he left as a souvenir..
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sherryxx58
Bloomington, IL
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^ LMAO...never heard that one before but it is priceless. 
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purplesky56

Pearcy, AR
64, joined Nov. 2010
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I don't want some mans dirty laundry left under my pillow gross..
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sorpstar

Little River, SC
65, joined Oct. 2009
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I don't want some mans dirty laundry left under my pillow gross.. 
Remember he went underwareless but put underware which I would think they were clean prior...wish I could ask him if they were clean...purpsy would that make a difference...Fuhgeddabouit right...lol
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stareye1

Osage Beach, MO
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purplesky56

Pearcy, AR
64, joined Nov. 2010
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Remember he went underwareless but put underware which I would think they were clean prior...wish I could ask him if they were clean...purpsy would that make a difference...Fuhgeddabouit right...lol
yes makes a difference
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sherryxx58
Bloomington, IL
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oh yeah, clean or dirty for sure makes a very big difference you have made my tummy hurt from laughing now
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sorpstar

Little River, SC
65, joined Oct. 2009
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Best way through a woman and her heart is make em laugh...
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lynyrd80

Wood River, NE
56, joined Jan. 2014
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Or get somebody to bend over, and "crack" a smile.
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sherryxx58
Bloomington, IL
59, joined Jan. 2014
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Or get somebody to bend over, and "crack" a smile. 
oh never mind....sneaking back out the door slowly 
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purplesky56

Pearcy, AR
64, joined Nov. 2010
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I like laughing people 
the dirty underwear sounds like someone trying to get me to do their laundry 
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sorpstar

Little River, SC
65, joined Oct. 2009
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Purple bikini or granny pants..
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3/10/2016 11:21:36 PM |
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purplesky56

Pearcy, AR
64, joined Nov. 2010
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neither is going to look real good
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lynyrd80

Wood River, NE
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oh never mind....sneaking back out the door slowly 
What??
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sherryxx58
Bloomington, IL
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What?? 
Just one of those times when your mouth and your brain are in total disagreement so it is best to just keep quiet 
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purplesky56

Pearcy, AR
64, joined Nov. 2010
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ya'll lost me
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sorpstar

Little River, SC
65, joined Oct. 2009
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Follow me purpsy
When you feel weird in a thread or coversation you gently excuse yourself...here you back out gently..that betta..lol
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sherryxx58
Bloomington, IL
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^ ty sorp....been one of those weeks
purp
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stareye1

Osage Beach, MO
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S.N.A.P !!! 
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purplesky56

Pearcy, AR
64, joined Nov. 2010
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sherry thanks sorp I do need pointed in the rt. direction a lot
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sorpstar

Little River, SC
65, joined Oct. 2009
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True story
Wanted to play cards last night at my friends house with some buddys since we usually play there on Saturday nights every time his mom goes out but the only problem last night my friend lives with his mom. She had her piano boy friend over last night.
I said you and your mom don't own a piano so what's up with that???
He told me his mom's piano boy friend has been bringing his organ over every time he comes over to play with instead...
my friend ...Fuhgeddabouit...he's gullable...lol...
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lynyrd80

Wood River, NE
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Just one of those times when your mouth and your brain are in total disagreement so it is best to just keep quiet 
Like I say "Don't play with a slightly demented mind when he's tired".
But now you'll be thinking the same thing when you see someone bend over. 
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sherryxx58
Bloomington, IL
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Like I say "Don't play with a slightly demented mind when he's tired".
But now you'll be thinking the same thing when you see someone bend over. 
Thanks sweetie I needed that visual....you are gonna get me in trouble. 
sorp just 
I think I need to take myself to bed before I tread into places I don't belong when I am tired. Nite nite all. 
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lynyrd80

Wood River, NE
56, joined Jan. 2014
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Did I ever mention that I can be mild trouble?  
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packersbabe920

Green Bay, WI
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Trouble Trouble 
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purplesky56

Pearcy, AR
64, joined Nov. 2010
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maybe double trouble
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honest_noreally
Las Animas, CO
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Las Animas, CO
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sherryxx58
Bloomington, IL
59, joined Jan. 2014
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^welcome back! We have missed you. 
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purplesky56

Pearcy, AR
64, joined Nov. 2010
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well sorp's thread closed early comeon over sorp.
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sorpstar

Little River, SC
65, joined Oct. 2009
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4,667 posts and it closed...lol..a conspiracy...lol..
Now DH can't count...
What a joke right...perfect to post here...Fuhgeddabouit
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honest_noreally
Las Animas, CO
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^welcome back! We have missed you. 
Why, thank you very much! 

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