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stareye1
Osage Beach, MO
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I DIDN'T SAY THAT................
Meet singles at DateHookup.dating, we're 100% free! Join now!
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bigbogiman
Corpus Christi, TX
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kennylooking4u
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
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I do not support Gayism, however was a post on here to
the effect "they have the right to be miserable just
like the rest of us too". Helped me, lets just say, be
a little more understanding?
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findingalicia
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stareye1
Osage Beach, MO
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Alicia............ THAT IS FUNNY !!!
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bigbogiman
Corpus Christi, TX
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Seriously?
Better stock up!1
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bigbogiman
Corpus Christi, TX
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maggievalleymtn
North Myrtle Beach, SC
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:-/
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bigbogiman
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
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Good indication there may be Terrorists in Amish Country......
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bigbogiman
Corpus Christi, TX
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bigbogiman
Corpus Christi, TX
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The wife's back on the warpath again. Last night she said she wanted to make a sex movie.
...All I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part.
I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or "foreplay" as she likes to call it.
The other night my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with, I told her .. "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!"
I woke up this morning at 8 and just felt that something was wrong. I got downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing! I panicked, I didn't know what to do. Then I remembered McDonald's serves breakfast until 10.30.
My wife packed my bags and said "GET OUT!' As I walked out the front door she screamed .. "I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!"
" Oh," I replied "so now you want me to stay!"
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
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Heard today the new name for a Politician is "Turkaterian" as all politicians are Turkeys
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bigbogiman
Corpus Christi, TX
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^^^but that's not fair to turkeys
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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Eye-Contact Training Glasses...
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
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brb..Going to get a bag of Doritos and go sit in the park!!!
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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The Couch Potato Stretch...
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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So me! ...
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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^^ Me too!
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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Think of a number between 0 and 20
Add 40, multiply by 2
Subtract 3, Now close your eyes..
Dark huh?
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
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The kids have all their texting codes...like
BFF (best friends forever)
WTF (what the f***?)
LOL (laughing out loud)
So why not some codes for over 50 folks
ATD - At the Doctor's
BFF - Best Friends Funeral
BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
LWO - Lawrence Welk's On
OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!
WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again
WTP - Where's the Prunes
WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!
DTAF - Don't Trust A Fart
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
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Ironic?
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Victorville, CA
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stareye1
Osage Beach, MO
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I have do-do on my head...........
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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^^Funny Star
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Osage Beach, MO
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bigbogiman
Corpus Christi, TX
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This isn't real funny when you think about it.
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bigbogiman
Corpus Christi, TX
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WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.
USER: cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
USER: boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
USER: 1 boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.
USER: 50bloodyboiled cabbages
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.
USER: 50BLOODYboiledcabbages
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.
USER: 50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow!
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.
USER: ReallyPissedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow
WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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^^
Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common?
A: They can both drive you crazy.
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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heart_and_soul2
Sarasota, FL
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I just noticed this was from my town--
We have quite a few seniors hit the gas pedal instead of the brake when parking too-
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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Potheads...
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bigbogiman
Corpus Christi, TX
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also they can both have exhaust problems.
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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