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bluesrule
Marshalltown, IA
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findingalicia
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bluesrule
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bluesrule
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findingalicia
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
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 Nice thread Kenny.
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bluesrule
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findingalicia
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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Nice thread Kenny.
 
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cupocheer
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 Those are my pig's eyelashes. 
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mekaylurker
Omaha, NE
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There's some funny chit in this thread!
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pddh56
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(this post has been flagged as inappropriate, sorry.)
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cupocheer
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(this post has been flagged as inappropriate, sorry.)
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cupocheer
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It is a funny business until it is you that has to empty it and then clean put all the maggots on the bottom.  But is could worse that that ... If it weren't so funny.
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bigbogiman
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One day Brother Brown went fishing with the pastor of his church. They were out on the boat about 20 minutes when Brother Brown hooked a big fish. This fish put up a serious fight. Just as the fish got to the surface of the water it got away. Brother Brown started cussing up a storm, and the pastor said, "Brother Brown! I can't believe the language you're using!" About 20 minutes later the pastor hooked a big fish. It also put up a major fight, but as it got to the surface, it too got away. The pastor said, "Brother Brown, could you please say a few words for me?"
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eastfoot
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Soft Language
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cupocheer
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I need one.
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bigbogiman
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What a woman wouldn't do for her man...
An elderly couple were having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the
table, took his wife's hand in his, and said, "Martha, soon we will be married 50 years, and there's something I have to know. In all of these 50 years, have you ever been unfaithful to me?"
Martha replied, "Well, Henry, I have to be honest with you. Yes, I've been unfaithful to you three times during these 50 years, but always for a good reason."
Henry was obviously hurt by his wife's confession, but said, "I never suspected. Can you tell me what you mean by ' good reasons ' ?"
Martha said, "The very first time was shortly after we were married, and we were about to lose our little house because we couldn't pay the mortgage. Do you remember that one evening I went to see the banker and the next day he notified you that the loan would be extended?"
Henry recalled the visit to the banker and said, "I can forgive you for that. You saved our home, but what about the second time?"
Martha asked, "And do you remember when you were so sick, but we didn't have the money
to pay for the heart surgery you needed? Well, I went to see your doctor one night and, if you recall, he did the surgery at no charge."
"I recall that," said Henry. "And you did it to save my life, so of course I can forgive you for that. Now tell me about the third time."
"All right," Martha said. "So, do you remember when you ran for president of your golf club and you needed 73 more votes...?"
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bigbogiman
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One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic: Cost – $29.99
Clinton: Cost – $29.99
Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read
Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.
Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose’s dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.
Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let’s not go there.
Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: Monica is forced to return her gifts.
Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn’t remember Jack.
Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica… Ooh, let’s not go there, either.
Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary – basically the same thing
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bigbogiman
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
“What are you doing?” She asked.
“Hunting Flies” He responded.
“Oh. Killing any?” She asked.
“Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,” he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. “How can you tell them apart?”
He responded, “3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.”
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mekaylurker
Omaha, NE
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A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes..
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."
He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks,"What's your occupation?"
"I'm a prostitute," she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, " Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".
"No, that still won't work. Try again."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"
"Well, I raised nearly a thousand little c*cks last year."
"Chicken Farmer it is then."
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redrver
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Gold Medal winner
Tom, the Commonwealth Gold Medal runner, was on his way to a bar with some friends.
At the door, the bouncer turned to him and said “Sorry, mate, you can’t come in here – no denim.”
Tom was quite annoyed at this and retorted, “Don’t you know who I am? I’m Tom, the gold medal winner in 400m .”
“Then it won’t take you long to run home and change, will it?” replied the bouncer.
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bigbogiman
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^^Wish I'd been there to see that!
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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Play Ball!
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redrver
Sedalia, MO
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Help To Make Her Feel Better
Susan was having a tough day and after returning home she started complaining
She said to her husband, “Nobody loves me….nobody cares for me..the whole world hates me!”
Her husband, watching TV said casually: “That’s not true dear. You are not that famous that whole world hates you.Some people don’t even know you.”
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