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bigbogiman
Corpus Christi, TX
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During a Papal audience, a business man approached the Pope and made this offer: Change the last line of the Lord's prayer from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken." and KFC will donate 10 million dollars to Catholic charities. The Pope declined. 2 weeks later the man approached the Pope again. This time with a 50 million dollar offer. Again the Pope declined. A month later the man offers 100 million, this time the Pope accepts. At a meeting of the Cardinals, The Pope announces his decision in the good news/bad news format. The good news is... that we have 100 million dollars for charities. The bad news is that we lost the Wonder Bread account!
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If you pull the wings off of a fly, does it become a walk?
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What did the zen-master say to the New York City hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything
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Did you hear about the new Korean cookbook? 101 ways to WOK your dog!
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An 80 year old man went for his annual check-up and the Doctor said "Friend, for your age, you're in the best shape I've seen." The old fella replied, "Yep. It comes from clean living. I know for sure that I live a good, clean, spiritual life." The Doctor ask him, "What makes you say that?" The old man replied, "If I didn't live a good, clean life, the Lord wouldn't turn the bathroom lights on for me every time I get up in the middle of the night." The Doc was concerned, "You mean, when you get up in the night to go to the bathroom, the Lord himself turns the light on for you?" "Yep," the old man said, "whenever I get up to go to the bathroom, the Lord turns the light on for me." Well, the Doctor didn't say anything else, but when the old man's wife came in for her check-up, he felt he had to let her know what her husband said. "Your husband's in fine physical shape, but I'm worried about his mental condition. He told me that every night when he gets up to go to the bathroom, the Lord turns the light on for him. " "He What?" She cried. "He said that every night when he gets up to go to the bathroom, the Lord turns the light on for him." "AHA!!" She exclaimed.......... "So he's the one who's been peeing in the fridge!"
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I sold my Hoover. Like these jokes it was just sitting around the house collecting dust.
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
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kennylooking4u
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
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Holy Moly, Dog's Butt looks like Jesus?
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bigbogiman
Corpus Christi, TX
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Texas Folds Under Pressure
Hard to believe, but Texas has followed the idiot
newspaper in New York and released a map of
the location of all its gun owners. Their locations
are marked by red dots on the map below.
SEE YOU LATER I’M MOVING TO TEXAS
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
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Holy Moly, Dog's Butt looks like Jesus?
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And I wond why I have an upset stomach! sheesh
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
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sankie1
Irvine, KY
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NOW, when pigs fly
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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Keep dancing!! 
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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OK!...Alicia
 
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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sankie1
Irvine, KY
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I'd think he drove home drunk.
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
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The past, present and the future walk into a bar.
It got tense.
What do you call a fish with no eyes??
A fsh.
What's another name for Santa's elves??
Subordinate clauses.
Why can't you trust atoms??
They make up everything.
What do you call two crows on a branch??
Attempted murder.
A Photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks him if he had any luggage.
The Photon replied "No, I'm traveling light".
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
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When you are too squeamish to get
rid of that bug on the ceiling?
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
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tazz_mania4
Morehead City, NC
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LOL..He's not the sharpest crayon in the box.
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gentlebear1949
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mrroscoe03
Ochopee, FL
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^^^ ouch!
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
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So he does exist?
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and his sister
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Apple Creek, OH
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Lexington, KY
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
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ZZ Top
"She's got leeggs...she dont know how to use them"
"She bought shoooees..she dont know how to choose them"
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
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In Movie Theaters this Fall
"The incredible SHulk"
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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Apple Creek, OH
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Georgetown, DE
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
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^^^^^^^
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Marshalltown, IA
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Georgetown, DE
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Apple Creek, OH
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sankie1
Irvine, KY
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Now I've heard that you can get your Azz kicked all the way to your shoulders and now I believe it.
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
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Of 100 women surveyed, what are the top things
women think men over 50 worry about?
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
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Rest in Peace Joan.
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Apple Creek, OH
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Victorville, CA
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bigbogiman
Corpus Christi, TX
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Slip-ons baby!
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Corpus Christi, TX
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
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Let the fun begin!
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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Message from a 28 yer old girl...
Hello dear,am looking for a gentleman who is honest ,truthful and ready to share love and happiness together .am 28 years and a teacher by profession..i schooled in clearwater christian college and as part of my scholarship requirement i was sent to Ghana to survey the educational system together with the global standard so we recommend to the authorities for proper adjustment.i seek for true relationship that will lead to marriage in the future.please if you are interested you can get let me know...bye
Sep. 07 2:46 AM
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
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^^^^ I wooden sen' her no more en a couple thousan' at firss...
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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^^Good Idea...
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sankie1
Irvine, KY
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Message from a 28 yer old girl...
Hello dear,am looking for a gentleman who is honest ,truthful and ready to share love and happiness together .am 28 years and a teacher by profession..i schooled in clearwater christian college and as part of my scholarship requirement i was sent to Ghana to survey the educational system together with the global standard so we recommend to the authorities for proper adjustment.i seek for true relationship that will lead to marriage in the future.please if you are interested you can get let me know...bye
Sep. 07 2:46 AM
My answer would have been something like this.
You are looking for an honest, truthful, and ready to share love and happiness together?
Well here goes honesty and truthfullness. I didn't invite you to start process of a scam with me; therefore, TRUTH IS is that I'm not looking nor am I interested in a 28 year old who so nicely portrays a low character of such as you have done and if I ever get so hard up as to fall for this kind of crap I'll let you know.
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Georgetown, DE
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
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Just got one of the new fangled iPad thingies.
Now if I can just figure out the hash brown,
tweety stuff?
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Apple Creek, OH
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
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Some days I feel like this and some days I don't.
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Assumption, IL
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Georgetown, DE
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sankie1
Irvine, KY
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Man walked into the waiting room of his urologist. The waiting room was full of people. He signed in and took a seat. The receptionist didn't call him to the window but yelled out in a very loud voice. Mr Bishop I see that you're here for impotence, is that correct. He yelled back "No mam. I'm here for a sex change operation and I want the same doctor that did yours".
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Apple Creek, OH
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
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