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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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(this post has been flagged as inappropriate, sorry.)
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| 6/18/2013 11:02:30 PM |
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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Talk to the hand??
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| 6/18/2013 11:02:41 PM |
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kennylooking4u
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| 6/18/2013 11:04:33 PM |
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bluesrule
Marshalltown, IA
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| 6/18/2013 11:11:03 PM |
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kennylooking4u
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| 6/18/2013 11:11:06 PM |
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bluesrule
Marshalltown, IA
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| 6/18/2013 11:13:57 PM |
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kennylooking4u
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| 6/18/2013 11:15:46 PM |
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bluesrule
Marshalltown, IA
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| 6/18/2013 11:17:48 PM |
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Leechburg, PA
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| 6/18/2013 11:17:57 PM |
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bluesrule
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| 6/18/2013 11:23:47 PM |
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kennylooking4u
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| 6/18/2013 11:31:34 PM |
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bluesrule
Marshalltown, IA
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| 6/18/2013 11:37:45 PM |
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kennylooking4u
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| 6/19/2013 12:22:04 AM |
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bluesrule
Marshalltown, IA
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| 6/19/2013 8:05:15 AM |
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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| 6/19/2013 11:07:56 AM |
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kennylooking4u
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| 6/19/2013 11:17:24 AM |
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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Glad you took the plunge Kenny. 
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| 6/19/2013 11:26:36 AM |
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
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I'm wish I didn't have to see my first post every preview my bad.
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| 6/19/2013 11:29:21 AM |
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findingalicia
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| 6/19/2013 11:37:56 AM |
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kennylooking4u
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| 6/19/2013 11:48:09 AM |
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findingalicia
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| 6/19/2013 11:50:00 AM |
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| 6/19/2013 12:27:47 PM |
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bluesrule
Marshalltown, IA
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| 6/19/2013 12:30:04 PM |
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bluesrule
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| 6/19/2013 12:47:04 PM |
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bluesrule
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| 6/19/2013 7:05:00 PM |
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kennylooking4u
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| 6/19/2013 7:26:18 PM |
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findingalicia
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| 6/19/2013 7:52:47 PM |
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| 6/19/2013 7:59:56 PM |
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| 6/19/2013 10:29:14 PM |
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Marshalltown, IA
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| 6/19/2013 10:31:03 PM |
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| 6/19/2013 10:32:51 PM |
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bigbogiman
Corpus Christi, TX
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Yay Kenny! 
Wht can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? The "p" is silent.
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| 6/19/2013 10:34:48 PM |
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bluesrule
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| 6/19/2013 10:36:59 PM |
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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You misspelled a word..let me fix it for you. ^ Bogi
[Edited 6/19/2013 10:37:23 PM ]
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| 6/19/2013 10:42:58 PM |
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bluesrule
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| 6/19/2013 10:47:17 PM |
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bigbogiman
Corpus Christi, TX
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I cut and pasted.
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| 6/19/2013 10:53:38 PM |
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| 6/19/2013 11:01:52 PM |
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| 6/19/2013 11:27:13 PM |
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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Dinner alone again. 
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| 6/19/2013 11:41:54 PM |
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| 6/19/2013 11:43:35 PM |
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| 6/19/2013 11:49:49 PM |
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Marshalltown, IA
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| 6/19/2013 11:51:50 PM |
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| 6/19/2013 11:59:09 PM |
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Marshalltown, IA
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| 6/20/2013 12:02:17 AM |
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| 6/20/2013 12:07:14 AM |
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| 6/20/2013 12:08:06 AM |
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| 6/20/2013 12:10:02 AM |
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| 6/20/2013 12:12:33 AM |
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| 6/20/2013 12:13:28 AM |
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| 6/20/2013 7:44:31 AM |
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| 6/20/2013 10:44:09 AM |
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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Alice and Frank are bungee-jumping one day. Alice says to Frank, "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico."
Frank thinks this is a great idea. So they pool their money and buy everything they'll need: a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.
They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on a square in a small town.
As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work.
When they finish, there's such a crowd they think it would be a good idea to give a demonstration.
So, Alice jumps. She bounces at the end of the cord, but when she comes back up, Frank notices that she has a few cuts and scratches.
Unfortunately, Frank isn't able to catch her and she falls again, bounces, and comes back up again. This time, she is bruised and bleeding.
Again, Frank misses her. Alice falls again and bounces back up. This time she comes back pretty messed up; she has a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious.
Luckily, Frank finally catches her this time and says, "What happened? Was the cord too long?"
Barely able to speak, Alice gasps, "No, the bungee cord was fine; it was the crowd. What in the world is a pinata?"
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| 6/20/2013 12:56:40 PM |
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pddh56
Fort Collins, CO
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I make myself laugh. These are my replies to the transportation vehicle posts by someone on another site (meetme.com).
"Vehicles be like..." - visual call-and-response humor.
Highly recommended: use full screen, use the max practical quality (up thru 720p).
Seems to be the order needed:
1. click "Youtube" in the lower-right to watch it on the Youtube site
2. click the gear and select 720p
3. click the "[ ]" at the lower right for full screen
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| 6/20/2013 1:58:58 PM |
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kennylooking4u
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lahtil39
Jasper, IN
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A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and
you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little
Johnny.
"None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your
thinking."
Then Little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three
women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking
the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling
down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of
the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well I suppose the one
that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on... but I like
your thinking."
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| 6/20/2013 3:43:04 PM |
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lahtil39
Jasper, IN
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Hello, is this the Police?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the Police descend on Billy’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy and left.
The phone rings at Billy's house: "Hey, Billy Bob! Did the Police come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Merry Christmas, Buddy"
— with Mindy Wheelock.
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| 6/20/2013 5:03:10 PM |
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findingalicia
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| 6/20/2013 9:12:04 PM |
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kennylooking4u
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| 6/20/2013 9:25:47 PM |
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
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What goes around comes around.
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| 6/20/2013 9:28:55 PM |
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